luke
posted 5 days ago
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Walking the Brick
A police man on duty saw a man with a brick on a leash. Being the man that he was he went over and said, "Nice dog you've got there."... read entire post
luke
posted 3 days ago
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The Heavenly Cat
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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More Crazy Names
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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On Hearing the News
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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Switching Sides
A life long supporter of the people's party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the establishment party.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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Politicians on a Plane
Three politicians are flying in a plane.... read entire post
luke
posted 5 days ago
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Another Frivilous Lawsuit
Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home.... read entire post
luke
posted 5 days ago
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Doctor's Orders
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Misfortune
After the sermon was over, one member of the congregation had lingered after the other members had shook hands with the minister on their way out.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Retired Preacher
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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New Sport
First man: My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.... read entire post
luke
posted 3 days ago
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Fire Engine
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.... read entire post
luke
posted 3 days ago
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Beer Logic
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there pal?"... read entire post
luke
posted 3 days ago
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Windows Error Messages
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.... read entire post