So bored I am posting about toilet paper.
Got a bargain of rolls but shouldn't have tried to blow my nose....
Smells like recycled tissue.
If you've ever been in an outhouse, you don't have to ask.... read entire post
nytquill17
posted 2 days ago
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Pretty much what it says... read entire post
Abeni[Dr]
posted 5 days ago
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Tags: embarrassment, true, funny, D/s, marriage
My first experience buying an adult toy alone. Funny to say the least.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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In the Confession Box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Everybody
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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Accounts
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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Taxonomist's Eternity
A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.... read entire post
luke
posted 6 days ago
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Oh Nurse?
Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Recent Quips from Late Night
"Ralph Nader's in the news.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Technician at the Firing Range
A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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College Sports Quiz
A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Getting Used to It
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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The Owl and The Pussycat
The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
but the end of our story's quite sad.... read entire post
luke
posted 3 days ago
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It's All in The Perspective
An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car.... read entire post