I’ve Been To Plymouth Rock
Yeah, I’ve been there.
Except they’re not even sure it’s the right rock.
And the “Mayflower” is a duplicate of a duplicate…
And the Pilgrims weren’t even the first to come over…
And the ones that did come over were incompetent muddlers…
Except for a couple who managed to integrate
And blend in there…
I’ve been to Plymouth Rock.



