Science Or Soap Opera?

Despite my voluminous proliferations, I have garnered fewer views than a quark in a subatomic chamber. Coincidently, I observe the popularity of “everyday life” anecdotal confessionals and domestic insights, and am led to wonder whether the anonymity promoted by the site is antithetical to the cause of spreading non-personal universal knowledge?

Obviously, my marketing sucks.

Perhaps I must apply the subjects to the personal life of a typical diarist. How does genetic tracing effect one’s sex life? Why is it economically important to plan for the next Ice Age despite apparent global warming?

My wife is cheating on me and that’s probably because of the giant gap in the universe confirmed by observers and described in my first blog entry.

I’m off to screw an evil mad scientist.

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P.S. Whoever’s beating my dog and webcasting my wife in the shower, be warned. I want a piece of the action.