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I found this on one of my other online haunts, posted, appropriately enough, by someone with the handle pee01.  Enjoy.  Or be offended.  Whatever works best for you.

True Story on Cleaning the ladies room pee

I work at a grocery store cleaning and I had to clean bathrooms as one of my duties. For my job I always had to clean the ladies room and mens room all the time. To let people know I was cleaning the bathroom I would left the door open to the bathroom by putting the trash can by the door. Anyone male or female need to use the bathroom I would step out of the bathroom and shut the bathroom door. One night when I was moping the ladies room floor a ladies stud by the door opening waiting for me to out to have her use the ladies room. I told her I all I had to do was finish cleaning the floor and told she say ok. She walk in the ladies room and went into the handicap stall she pulled her pants and underwear down and took a good piss. I still in the ladies room moping the when she was in the stall taking her piss. When she was done she washed her hands and walked out. This was the first time I had this done to me. I like the sound of women pee.

A few comments and questions:
  • If he (?) was cleaning the bathrooms "all the time," they must have been immaculate.  Or at least clean enough to nurse a baby in.
  • Maybe if he'd ask for different responsibilities at work he wouldn't have to mope so much.
  • What is a "ladies stud" and where can I get one?
  • Barring illness or infection, there is no such thing as a bad piss.
  • I'm glad the woman in this "story" pulled down her pants and underwear to pee.  That's how we usually do it. 
  • If he likes the sound of women's peeing, why does he continue to mope?
  • I feel cheated.  Contrary to what the title suggests, there was no piss-cleaning in this story.


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Comments

  • Eilan said on Nov 19, 2007....
    Another post. I'm seeing a pattern here.

    My mom Pees in Mens room True Story

    One time when my mom and I went out to eat and we stop at my work to get some things. When we got to my work my mom say she had to pee.

    So she went to the ladies room but there was a bagger cleaning the ladies room. My mom then told me and she say she wait untill he was done cleaning the ladies room. We got just about done shoping when she tryed to go again to the ladies room but the bagger was still cleaning the ladies room. My mom asked me how much longer world it be untill he was done cleaning the ladies room. I say I dont know it takes people more time than others. She looked at my and she was bouning and down and say she had to go. Then she asked me if I can look in the mens room to see if anyone was in there. There wasnt anyone in the mens so she went into the stall to pee. I was standing gaurd and I heard everthing when she was in the stall. She pulled down her pants and underwear quickly and relased a steam of pee.

    She got done and say she needed that.
  • Lioness said on Nov 19, 2007....
    Hmm.. I found this funny. I guess by stud, the writer meant "stood"? I don't think he was cleaning pee per se, he was there to peek. lol
  • Fallyn said on Nov 20, 2007....
    did he mean a stream of steaming pee?

    *FALLING OVER LAUGHING* my god.
    someone has a fetish.
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 20, 2007....
    eilan, i think that should be copied & pasted in responses to spam. :>

    ed
  • Eilan said on Nov 20, 2007....
    Lioness: I'm also assuming "stud" was "stood."

    Fallyn: I guess woman pee sounds better than man pee.

    Ed: Now, there's an idea!
  • quietone said on Nov 21, 2007....
    well I will try again....
    I find it odd that there is mention twice about the pulling down of pants and undies, but no remark about pulling them back on!!  hmmm.  LOL at a steam of pee!!

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