He's fat.

He's ugly.

He's useless.

He's not even close to being as funny as his dead brother.

He makes me want to wretch.

The title of his goofy show really gets me... "According To Jim". LMAO! As if the thoughts spinning around in that deformed noggin of his actually matter. As if people care what he or his worthless character thinks & feels. That human garbage disposal could drop dead tomorrow, and few would shed a tear. I think the people unfortunate enough to be a part of his life would, at last, breathe a sigh of relief... for, no longer would they have to worry about padlocking their fridge when lardass Jim pays a visit.

Another thing, he looks like he smells really bad, too. Yes indeed... if B.O. ever took on a singular, human form... it would look & smell a helluva lot like Jim Belushi. *GAG*

And let's talk about that fat bastard's bank account. He's got money... so.... where are the fruits of his labor? Where, I ask, is the VERY MANDATORY facial reconstruction??? I mean, christ, his ugly mug looks as if it was ran over by a streetcar... twice. Droopy eyelids, contorted mouth, creases, folds, leathery complexion & sagging hog-like jowls. Then there's his character's rancid attitude... what a laugh. If I looked like that, I certainly wouldn't be acting all cocky & shit; I'd be hiding my face in a barrel and praying to god that nobody would ever lay eyes on me for the rest of my miserable fucking life. LOL

Bottom line: Fat, ugly men are crawling all over TV. They need to be exterminated.. starting with Jim Belushi... then, let's get rid of that obese gasbag from "King of Queens". Once the offensive turds are eliminated, they can be replaced by hunky beefcakes. You know, men who actually CARE about how they look. Men with self-control. True dominant, alpha males... not cheap, cholesterol-engorged imitations. Fat men are pussies, because they can't control their appetites. If a man has so little control over his waistline, how on Earth can he be in charge of the other aspects of his life? He.... cannot.

Let's eliminate fat men... or at the very least, FORCE the goddamned pigs to go on a diet. Geeesh..