There's much-a-do about do
Words rhyming with poo
And that mysterious man named Sue.
But his brother was Mary
And if you think that's scary
You should have see his back so hairy.
And when he slept in his chair
He shed so much hair
That his wife thought the dog had slept there.
Both men had a sister
Though you might have just missed her
You certainly wouldn't want to have kissed her.
Her name is Eustance Elaine
And she's mildly insane
Sometimes stabbing sporks in her brain.
Whenever she's out
She makes people shout
And sometimes flicks her boogers about.
But enough about E. E.
And her hairy brother Mary
I'm sure you all want to know about Sue
And what he'll do in Peru
With kangaroo poo on his shoe.
It just won't do to ask the kangaroo.
It's keeping mum in its cage at the zoo.
Let's ask his mother (the boy's, not the roo's)
Surely she knows if he's Shirley, Sue, or Drew.
Eustace Elaine,
A fairly elegant dame,
Except for when she stuck sporks in her brain.
Married a bum whom she met at the bay,
But later found out he was actually gay.
She caught him one morn in bed with a posty,
And in revenge called up the milk man,
For crumpets and toasty.
As poor milky snacked on breadies and jam,
Eustance stripped to her skivies,
And cried out, "Shazam!"
The milk man had barely a second to think,
Before she ripped off her bra
And tossed it in the sink.
Gay hubby came down,
And found them together,
EE was tickling the Milky's
Toes with a feather.
Hubby was hurt,
And mortally so,
He threw a tantrum,
In the kitchen you know.
It was then that the posty,
Came down from upstairs.
EE was so shocked,
When she saw all his wares.
He was covered in hair,
From his neck to his toes,
And had ghastly long whiskers,
Growing out from his nose.
She knew right away,
How she had been deceived,
For it was her brother Mary
As she wouldn't ever have believed.
How could he so willingly,
Sleep with her man?
She held a spork chillingly,
And glared at the fan.
With a flick of her wrist,
The spork away did fly,
Striking the fan with a ping,
And flying into Mary's left eye!
As for hubby she cursed,
And ran to the street,
Leaving him for worst,
And blood on his feet.
Oh, Eustance Elaine,
What have you done?
So bitterly insane,
Such a sad little one.
The police are still looking,
For the one with the quark,
Of stabbing people's eyes,
With a convenience store spork!
oh crybabylu I thought you knew
that Sue is now known as Drew.
i've been working hard today, and haven't got the time to play. but but if we look, i'm sure we'll find, that Drew is very extra kind.
Oh, Vaishali, thought des told you,
Sue's name has since been changed to Drew.
I didn't knew
that sue is changed to drew..
and as it is recently told to me by you...
I am going to read your post....CRYBABYLU...
Hey...ur name too rhymes!!!!
I too read crybabylu
and I guess we now
are back to looking for Drew.