Hmmm...sounds it would be a good time to work on my great American novel:
Trout Smacking in America !!!
Seriously? I read the Bible (but often I find this stimulating...which can get me wired) or I watch old movies on TV. Preferably pre-1970. I can find comfort in both, each in their own way. But the first thing I always do is check to see if I am supposed to be praying for someone. (Intercessory prayer and all. : ) When I am finished praying, I find that I can go instantly back to sleep.
Interesting post Ed.
Truth
I play a really silly word game using the alphabet, names (boys and girls), locations, and items. Sound complicated? Not really. Here's an example:
A) "Anna and Aaron live in Australia and sell Apples"
B) "Brittany and Bob live in Boston and sell brown baby buggy bumpers"
C) "Carol and Carlos live in California and sell crazy cartoon books"
D, E, F, etc.
I think up the names really fast--whatever comes to mind. I rarely get through the alphabet, but I can get frustrated trying to come up with words for some of the vowels.
If all else fails, I also masturbate. But not while playing the alphabet game!