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A while back I did a very helpful post for new bloggers;
 
http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/80604/So-You-Want-To-Be-A-Popular-Blogger-On-Soulcast
 
This post was awesome, it had a ton of comments, which somehow were all erased.
At one point, there were -3 comments on it, which is an achievement in itself.
 
Anyhoo, I've been here for over a year now and I have learned most of the "tricks" you will need to learn, to get yourself noticed!
I gave five great tips in my last post and I would like to add five new ones!
 
1.  Work on your description!  This is what tells people who you are and makes them want to read further.  Write something, anything!  "I have a toaster and I know how to use it", is better than "Write a short description about you........................."
Actually, that toaster line is a great description!  No one use the toaster line, okay?  I may at some point, so it's off limits!
 
2. Try not to use your blog to talk about one thing only.  You need to branch out and talk about many different things for other bloggers to take notice!  No one, that's right NO ONE, wants to read 10 posts about "hot plump lips"!  There are quite a few male bloggers who would read about hot plump other body parts.............but give the lips a rest already!
 
3. Let your personality out through your posts.  We love eccentrics here, the more the merrier!  So be silly, be obnoxious, be frightened of cheese, be anything you want, just be something!
 
4. Don't be a wallflower!  You should read other posts and comment on those posts.
Also, be sure to comment on the comments you receive on your own posts.  Get you user-name out there and people will subscribe to you.  You have to really do your own PR around here.
 
5. Keep posting, reading and commenting.  Try to post something at least once a week and pop in several times to read and comment on other posts.  You can access all the posts you've participated in by clicking on the My Conversations tab on the SoulCast home page.  Don't give up, or we'll assume you've been kidnapped by flying monkeys, or that your computer has developed a fatal virus, or that you really don't like us at all.
 
Best of Luck! 
Pickers


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  • silverwhisper said on Nov 07, 2007....
    and for pity's sake, check out the blog entries written to help you that have the 4newcomers tag!

    ed
  • skald said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Hey Pickers, never thought of half of this, just keep on posting because well maybe I am odd. Great post. 
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Ooh, thanks ed!  I didn't even know about that one!
    Hey, btw, I didn't come off as too hoity toity in this post did I?
    I tried not to be, but the "plump lips" really pissed me off.
    Sorry, "plump lips" whoever you are!  Nothing personal, I'm sure your lips are very plump and I can tell you want us all to have lips as plump as yours, but mine are plump enough thank you very much!!!!!
    And posting 52 times is not gonna make me change my mind!!!! 
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Oh, Skald! 
    Sorry I missed your comment!
     
     You don't need my advice!  100 subscribers, congratulations!!!
    You're an expert already!
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 07, 2007....
    nah, you didn't come off that way at all. definitely not to me. :>

    ed
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Oh good! 
    I'm relieved.
  • botoni said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Damn! I thought I removed all my plump lips posts!
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    So it was you, you devil!!!!
  • Zayda said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Damnit...there goes my idea for a blog series about hot plump lips! :( Botti, shall we write posts about sparkly pink thongs then?
  • wombat said on Nov 07, 2007....
    That was entertaining as well as informative!  I enjoyed reading this!
  • MissMimi said on Nov 07, 2007....
    I want Botty to write a post about what he did with my sparkly pink hairbrush!  He admitted to me that he took it and put it in Zayda's freezer behind the Coolwhip and the rump roast from 1999. 
     
    Zayda, I want to hear about your hot plump lips.  That is just so damn hawt...  [swoon]
  • Zayda said on Nov 07, 2007....
    LOL. Mimi. For you....sure. :P
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Oh, I would read the sparkly pink thong post for sure!!!
    Wait a minute!  I hope that "plump lips" is talking about the ones on your face and not the ones.....................not even gonna go there!
  • MissMimi said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Zee, LOL, thinking about that old rump roast in your freezer got me to thinking about my hot plump ass...  Well, plump is a just a tad misleading.  it can be seen from space, you know.  That bump on the Great Wall of China?  Yep, you guessed it.   :p
     
    Pickers!  You are quite the naughty girl!  ;)
  • pickersplock said on Nov 07, 2007....
    Thanks Mimi!
    .....And just in case anyone does need hot plump lip information, just go to one of the three posts entitled................you guessed it, Hot Plump Lips!
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 07, 2007....
    great advice pickers!!! =)
  • Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
    gosh darnit....i'm not scared of cheese at ALL!

    *sigh*
  • crybabylu said on Nov 08, 2007....

    after being here 2 1/2 weeks, I guess i still am considered a newbie, and I thought your post was funny funny funny.  and informative.  except where can i find out more about the hot plump lips, my lips are so thin they are fading away.

    hahaha!..  dee

  • crybabylu said on Nov 08, 2007....
    also, where do i look to find out how to make a live link.  I see that yu all will have just one little word that you click on, and that will then take us to all kinds of information.   like way cool, and i sure wish i new how to do that.
  • polarheart said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Looooved this post, Pickers!! But I need help, I'm so boring. . .what do you think I should change my profile to read?  What should I write about?  PLEASE HELP!!
  • Amirah said on Nov 08, 2007....
    I'm new here, and thank you for the advice!
     
    Amirah
  • Undesired:( said on Nov 08, 2007....
    thanks a bunch
  • pickersplock said on Nov 08, 2007....

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/64496/For-the-Newbies---How-to-get-the-most-out-of-SoulCast

    Crybaby, Polarheart wrote the post linked above.  It will answer all of your technical questions.  The Hot Plump Lips posts, there are three of them, are here 

    http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/96212/lip-plumpers

    I suspect that

    1. They are ads, not from a real blogger

    2. They read my post, because now it's called limp plumpers.

     

    Polarheart, what kind of mood do you want to give with your description?

    Amirah and Undesired, welcome to the family!

  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Pickalo- The hint about the description is a really good one.  I just read Amirah's and thought it sounded interesting so I'm going there now.
  • Actorguy said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Great post pickers!  I'm still looking for the posts about hot plump other parts :-)
     
    crybabylu: polar wrote a post on how to create a link here. It is way cool....its also way easy!
  • Actorguy said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Oops, sorry pickers.  I guess you were posting that while I was looking for polar's post!
  • Amirah said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Thanks for the welcome!  So far, it's great.
     
    Twylarants, hope you're not disappointed.  There's not much there yet.  But, that will change!
     
    Amirah
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Amirah - Not disappointed at all.....had to go potty, no time to comment...see ya later, gotta go to work!
    Twyla
  • satyr said on Nov 08, 2007....

    Great post, pickers. 

    No I've got to start looking for profiles that describe plump body parts.

    ;-)

     

     

  • kruuyai said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Actually... I have been kidnapped by flying monkeys...
  • wantingmore said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Hey Pickers...thanks for the great advice. I am a newcomer and I didn't notice the 4newcomers tag...oops...sorry silverwhisper! I love this site and plan to continue reading and posting. Thanks, everyone, for being you!
  • whoreslave said on Nov 08, 2007....
    I know a girl who is frightened of cheese... well, no. She is not frightened of it, she is horrified by it. She will not eat anything vaguely creamy for fear that it might contain cheese. In fact, I had lunch with her once, and in typical ala carte fashion tried to swap bites of flavors with her. She wouldn't touch any of my food, because one dish had a sprinkle of cheese on top, and she wouldn't even eat food that had been recently cheese adjascent. Go figure.

    I bet you thought you pulled that line outta thin air, huhn.
  • pickersplock said on Nov 08, 2007....

    Actually no,  Whore.  Geez, is it alright if I call you  Whore?  Somehow it doesn't seem right!  I'll call you WS.  Anyhoo, one of my sons is like that with cereal, of all things.  He hides when he sees his brother eating it.  Weird huh?

    Kruu, that doesn't surprise me.  You lead a fascinating life, we should all be so lucky!

    Wantingmore, glad I could help!  Welcome to the nuthouse!

    Actorguy and Satyr want a Hot Plump Body Parts post!!!!  Anybody up for the challenge?  Twistypants, what do you think?

  • botoni said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Let me tell you first that pink sparkly hair brushes that have been parked in the freezer next to a 1999 rump roast are just gross. I m an expert also on plump body parts. Hold it! Maybe I should be more honest and just say fat body parts.
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    WS- 2 of my boys are mayonnaise phobic....mayophobes, I guess.

    Pluckerports- Human or animal?  Live or dead? I gotta think on this.
    We could have a H.P.B.P. round-robin post.....

                                        "Loins of Lust"
    A romantic tale of hot, plump body parts in Medieval England...

                       (cover art of some girl, her heaving bosom, lots of long swirly hair,
                         and Fabio in really, really tight tights.)

  • pickersplock said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Twizzlestick, I just left you a present;
    Botoni, is your rump plump?  I mean, the one in the freezer!
  • Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
    hot plump body parts? *eyebrow* hmmmmmm, *wondering if my creative skills are up to the task*
  • botoni said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Pickers! This is Canada...another couple weeks and all rumps are frozen.
  • pickersplock said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Even the plump ones?
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
                               Chapter I
           Scene:  A castle in Medieval Canada                

    Lady Beyonce stands with her frozen rump to the roaring fire....
  • pickersplock said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Her blue rhinestone plumps..........I mean pumps, with the three inch heels, sparkle in the moonlight!
  • Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
    She takes a look in the mirror at her plump juicy....





    apples sitting on the counter.....
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    Suddenly, a knock on the door disturbs her reverie and she tears her gaze from the plump apples.  Covering her plump rump and tossing her swirly hair, she crosses the room, taking care not to trip on her sparkling pumps. 
    A smile crosses her plump red lips when the door opens to reveal.....
  • Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
    (i can't help it.  the image in my head just won't let me not say it.)

    to reveal......one VERY plump little man......with very plump lips, and other body parts of varying plumpness


  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    "Why.... Lord Actorguy, I was not informed of your arrival.  I can not imagine where my minions are....those plump little peons.  Is Sir Satyr traveling with you this day?
    Please sit down, here... on this plump chair....I fear no other in my lavishly decorated, yet romantically intimate boudoir will hold your plump...that is to say...ample....


  • Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
    *laughing so hard i'm nearly in tears*

    SUITCASE!

    here.....let me take that for you......*hefts it* my it is plump isn't it.
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    SUITCASE ?!?!   Gimme something to work with here Flan!
  • Twylarants said on Nov 08, 2007....
    I have got to get some sleep.  You'll have to go on without me....only one eye is open.
    See you in chapter 3.  Nite...
  • Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
    night twy. *giggling*
  • Twylarants said on Nov 10, 2007....
    TwylaI

    I did it!!!!  Yahooeeeeee!!!    I'm so excited.....and I just can't hide it.....
    Sorry, I broke into song just now, didn't I? 
    Anyways, if we ever finish the Medieval Romance "Plump Body Parts", I want my picture on the inside cover. I never knew how to do this, but Ed told BlondeBombshell  on another post, and I tried it and it worked!  Yahooeeeee!!!


  • Fallyn said on Nov 10, 2007....
    YAYYYYY,

    interesting photo by the way.
  • Twylarants said on Nov 10, 2007....
     Really?  I think I look a tad pale...
  • Fallyn said on Nov 11, 2007....
    oh..just a tad.

    :P
  • crybabylu said on Nov 11, 2007....
    twyla- where is that post at that ed said how to post a picture?  Skald told me, but i still couldn't do it.
  • pookiedookie said on Nov 11, 2007....
    thanks pickers.
  • silverwhisper said on Nov 11, 2007....
    dee: join either flickr or glowfoto. once you've uploaded a picture, there should be a button that includes a whole bunch of HTML for embedding the image. copy & paste that into a comment or blog entry, and that should do the trick. :>

    ed
  • Twylarants said on Nov 11, 2007....
    Ed- Good thing you're around. I can't remember where that post was
  • whoreslave said on Nov 15, 2007....
    Yes, pp- is it alright if I call you pp? Sounds so dirty! *lol* But yes, you are welcome to call me whore- I do, after all. I have other anonymous accounts which greet my arrival by the name I gave them, ie; Hello, Whore! or Welcome, Whore!
    Gives me a cheap little thrill, to be honest, but then, I'm just that kind of freak.
    As for the cheese thing- yeah, I can believe that, kids go through very wierd phases, often with foodstuffs, but this cheese-o-phobe is a grown-assed woman. *lol*
  • Fallyn said on Nov 15, 2007....
    i wonder why? is it because it's from curdled milk? hence rotten? or if there is some other strange reason.
  • whoreslave said on Nov 15, 2007....
    I tried to get her to explain, but she couldn't. I joked about some terribly cheese-trauma in her early youth.
  • Fallyn said on Nov 15, 2007....
    it must have been truly horrific. *grin*
  • callingyou said on Dec 16, 2007....
    *takes your wise words and proceeds to make eccentric blog*
  • Clair_de_Lune said on Dec 22, 2007....
    yes..

    i am..

    new here as of last night..

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