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anonymous said on Dec 07, 2007....
One likely cause of the end of the world is religious extremists who believe a) the end of the world is like a backstage pass to heaven hanging out with Jesus for 1000 years while everyone they hate gets burned forever or b) that everyone should speak Arabic and stone women to death for being raped. So the sane people are like Australia on the side thinking, "WTF Mate?" and it does indeed fall to us to keep the peace and preserve intelligent life on this planet by getting off our asses and doing anything we can.
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Hokay, soh, I was just visiting the Flying Spaghetti Monster website, when I came across a hate mail sent to the creators of the website. It went like this:
why would you spend so much time to take the hope or beliefs away from others?
I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?
Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen
I thought about this for a while, and decided to post a comment. I just wrote whatever fell off the top of my head, and this is what came out:
Hokay, soh, here is da earth - ’s chillin. Damn, it’s a sweet earth, you might say? Well… Ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we’re definetly going to blow ourselves up. Hokay, so basically we’ve got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US. With nukes. We’ve got about 2,600 more than anybody else - whatever. Anyway, one day, we decide that those Chinese sons of bitches are going down. Soh, we launch a nuke at China. While it’s on it’s way, China’s like: “Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us? Oh, well - fire missiles!” Then France is like: “Shit, guyz, we gotz the missiles, dey are coming, fire our shit!” “But, I am le-tired.” “Well, have a nap. Den fire de missiles!” Meanwhile, Australia is down there like: “WTF, Mate?” Israel, India and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we’ve got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia’s like: “AAhh Mutherland!!” Then England’s like: “‘Bout that time, then, eh, chaps?” “Right-o.” So, now the U.S. is like: “Fuck, we’re dumbasses.” Canada’s like: “What’s going on, eh?” Australia’s still like: “WTF?” Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like: “Well, fuck that.” Soh, now we’ve got nuclear winter, heveryone’s dead, except Australia, and they’re still like: “WTF?” But they’ll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off of the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END!
http://www.endofworld.net/
Soh, why the fuck are we worrying so much about how the world began, when we should really be paying attention to how the fuck the world is going to end? Don’t you think that this is much more of an imminent subject than some historical figure that may or may not have existed? All satire aside, honestly, put down your dukes (or nukes), and just look out your window. We’ve got many more important things to think about than some fucking Religion vs. Science debate.
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I really hope that somebody reads this, because I thought that I came up with a pretty good point. Honestly, why should we worry ourselves over such petty materials as religion vs. science, when we should truly focus on our earth and environment, our present. Instead of fretting about who's right about how the earth began in some stupid power - ego struggle, why don't we look at how the earth is being created right now, before our very eyes, and being destroyed. Shouldn't we look at the fact that soon, this "God" or "Flying Spaghetti Monster" will be taking it out from under our feet? We should get up off of our asses and start to work on saving our earth, not worrying about how somebody else made it for us.