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whats with the fucking monroe?
kay those are gross, they look like fuckign shit.
marilyn monroe didnt have a fucking sick peircing,
she had a beauty mark,
everyone who has that rank peircing
is just pathetically wollowing in their own pity,
just because they werent born with another face defect.
Monroes, look as if you horcked a big loogie, blew it out your nose,
and then it got stuck on your uper lip.
seriously barf.

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  • moonriver said on Nov 04, 2007....
    i'm not sure i got it right. (what's a monroe-type piercing anyway? enlighten this middle-aged dad pls... :-) lemme guess... it's a piercing on the upper lip, right? to me it isn't gross, calypt... it's outrageously funny! a big loogie that lodged on the upper lip, and threatens to fall into the mouth whenever one speaks.

    ah ok. this doofus dad suddenly has a brilliant idea... like google, ya know? like, search engine? like, use "monroe piercing" as search string? and i got this. ok. i see now. i'm partly right. it's a piercing on the upper lip, but off-center, to simulate a beauty mark or mole like marilyn monroe's or cindy crawford's. got it. another doofus dad from the hinterlands has been enlightened :-)

  • Calyptic_August said on Nov 04, 2007....

    LOLOLOL

    oh moon, your amazing.

  • moonriver said on Nov 04, 2007....
    you wouldnt like the comment i posted re your planned medusa though... ;-)

  • Zayda said on Nov 05, 2007....
    Personally, I don't like Medusa or Monroe piercings, but to each his/her own.
  • crybabylu said on Nov 07, 2007....
    I like both
  • Calyptic_August said on Nov 08, 2007....
    all i have to say to those is
    LOLOL@OLD PEOPLE AND PEIRCINGS

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