For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce."
wakingharmony posted on Nov 01, 2007
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Comments
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silverwhisper said on Nov 01, 2007....
bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -
destinydiva said on Nov 01, 2007....
lmao!!!! that is funny waking!!! :-) xx
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uniquely-ironic said on Nov 01, 2007....
He he he he, sure got him!!! -
Twylarants said on Nov 01, 2007....
That's cute, hope I can remember it to tell in work. -
botoni said on Nov 01, 2007....
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay funny Waking! -
wombat said on Nov 01, 2007....
Needed the laugh! That was a good one! -
blastfromthepast said on Nov 01, 2007....
That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!Twyla: Write it down, for God's sake! You know you'll forget the punchline if you don't, lol! -
Twylarants said on Nov 01, 2007....
I'll forget I even heard the joke in the first place!
(writing meatball baby joke on back of hand)
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rupert7 said on Nov 02, 2007....
you gotta pay that one!! -
Fallyn said on Nov 02, 2007....
woah.....poor guy. -
scarletwitch said on Nov 02, 2007....
giggles :) -
Battycat said on Nov 02, 2007....
HA HA HEHE :-D -
pookiedookie said on Nov 02, 2007....
Heheheheheheh! This one is really funny, think I would have fainted too! -
thenack said on Nov 06, 2007....
Now if that don't make you think twice if you are cheating, nothing will.
He, he, he....
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wakingharmony said on Nov 12, 2007....
Thanks everyone for stopping by.... Thinking now All I really need to do is be quiet long eneough for someone to comment......(And had to loose my internet to figure this out...hee hee) -
destinydiva said on Nov 12, 2007....
waking yay your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
(((((((((((hugs))))))))))
destiny xxx
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