Yesterday morning I think I got hit on by a gay guy at Starbucks. I never seem to know when someone is flirting with me or not, because I always assume I'm reading too much into it. And with a guy? Well, I'm clueless. But I'm pretty sure he liked me. It was embarrassing, yet flattering, and also a little scary. I had no idea what to say in response.
He works there and I see him all the time. But it's not like we're buddies. He takes my order and that's it. But yesterday he told me that my hair looked good. And he asked me if anyone ever told me I had sexy eyes. What?! I just stared at him with my sexy eyes and tried not to laugh. But I managed to tell him that I hadn't heard that before. But thanks.
And when I walked away to wait for my order, I heard him tell the chick making the drinks, "he's got a fine ass. Why are the cute ones always straight?" I know he didn't realize I could hear him, but I did. I tried not to laugh but it was hard for me. I was dumbfounded. To my knowledge, nothing like that has ever happened. Who knew I was making this guys day every time I walked in the joint?
The girl making the drinks looked over at me and our eyes locked. She knew I'd heard him. My smirk and the fact that I was trying not to bust up laughing were the tip off. But I have talked to her before because I'm a regular at this place. She knows I'm cool and have a good sense of humor about things.
So instead of putting the name Kyle on the side of my cup, the girl thought it would be funny to write 'sexy ass'. When she plunked that up on the bar I turned red and started cracking up. I was almost too embarrassed to go back in there today, but I did. And this time the guy called me Mickey Blue Eyes. And of course that's what she put on the cup too.
I think it's a new game we've started and I wonder what new names they'll come up with? As long as the nicknames are flattering, I guess it's okay!
-evil_twin LA
evil_twin posted on Oct 31, 2007
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2007....
Aaaahh ha ha ha! You totally couldn't have thought he wasn't flirting. That's cute that he has a crush on you. I'm sure your realize that these nick names are probably the highlight of their day, so tolerate them and be happy you don't make coffee for a living.You know, just because he's gay (or maybe because he is) doesn't mean that he isn't right about your eyes, hair and ass. *giggles* -
skald said on Oct 31, 2007....
Next time tell him that Natalie likes your hair too. luv -
evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
uniquely--Normally I really am clueless about flirting, but there wasn't any other way to take this. Especially not the hot ass comments! I find it amusing. A compliment is a compliment, right? And if he's not wrong about his comments, does this mean you think my eyes, hair and ass are hot too? :-P
skald--I suppose I could tell him that, but he knows I don't swing that way. It's harmless and funny to me. Natalie cracked up about it when I told her!
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2007....
Hmmm, let me think. (kidding) You're very pretty. Oh wait, guys like the word handsome. Honestly I think you're cute though I have seen no ass shots to make an informed opinion on that. Unfortunately for me *sigh* I prefer dark haired men. Lucky girl, that Natalie is. -
evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
uniquely--You're making me blush. I'm pretty? Handsome is better though. I expect the guy at Starbucks to call me pretty though. If I ever have a picture of my ass to show off, I'll be sure and put it up :-P -
uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2007....
I wait with baited breath. (okay, here you can imagine the sarcasm, right?) I'm afraid that I'm out of the male ass rating business effective last night. (at least as a public service) I've chosen my ass and he's offered to marry mine. -
tizzygirl said on Oct 31, 2007....
That's funny Kyle!! You now have a not so secret admirer! I kind of got hit on by a gay guy in starbucks once...he told me if I were a guy he would totally date me!! He was really nice though, and I'm sure it was a joke because I'm no where near a guy, but we always chatted after that :) It's flattering
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evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
uniquely--Don't be too excited to see my ass. (that's sarcasm too) But you know, just because you're engaged, doesn't mean you need to stop rating asses. Just do it quietly and don't let him know you're looking! :-P
tizzy--That's some serious power you have if you can make gay guys notice you! To my knowledge, this is my first gay admirer....
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Zayda said on Oct 31, 2007....
e_t: i'll just repeat what others have said; it's a compliment, so enjoy it. and besides, there's no harm to it. the nicknames on the cup thing is rather cute. i think you'll have to keep filling us in on any new variations of nicknames they come up with. :)
hmmm...wait...e-t, if your ass looks like this one, i bet it is cute. ;P (don't worry it's a safe link) -
silverwhisper said on Oct 31, 2007....
dude...i get the feeling you're not accustomed to people complimenting you on your appearance. it's a bit weird, isn't it, esp if you aren't expecting it, the way you probably wouldn't be if it came from a guy.
why scary?
and i agree w/ super z: you gotta keep us posted about new nicknames. :D
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Mr_Box said on Oct 31, 2007....
Sexy ass! That's good. Even if it was a guy who thought so. The girl must have agreed with him or she wouldn't have written that on your cup.
I've got this buddy who always gives a fake name for his cup. His favorite one is Jesus. It makes him laugh to hear them say, grande mocha frappachino for Jesus!
No one has ever written anything good on my cup before. Count yourself lucky, sexy ass.
[chuckles]
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evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
zayda--My ass is a little less furry than that one :-P I know it was a compliment and it amused me. I especially got a kick out of the cup. I'll definitely have to keep you guys apprised of the latest nicknames!
silver--I'm just not used a man telling me my eyes are sexy and saying my ass is fine. That threw me off! If it had been a girl, I wouldn't have been as embarrassed. It was only scary because I was hoping he realized I wasn't date material for him. But after I heard the comment he made to the girl, I figured out that he knew and just didn't care. I will be sure to let you guys know the nicknames!
Mr. Box--Mocha frappachino for Jesus! I like that one. But yeah, my ass is sexy. Too bad no one's ever written that for you at Starbucks. Maybe next time? :-P
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Mr_Box said on Oct 31, 2007....
Yeah yeah. Rub it in. I'm sure my ass is sexy too. People are just quieter about it.
Soon the world will stand up and recognize. Then they will behold the beauty that is my ass!
muuhahaaaa!!
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evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
Mr Box--You are a dork. You let me know when the world starts kissing your ass, okay? -
Mr_Box said on Oct 31, 2007....
I'll let you know. It shouldn't be long now.For now, you can kiss this. Oh and Happy Halloween while you're at it.
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gingersoul said on Oct 31, 2007....
Kyle......my philosophy is "I can't care less from where a compliments is coming......when it comes, i take it. And i always say "Thank you" ...lol....
I am not surprise about your admirer.... he is gay...so what? doesn't gay have eyes to admire? And naughty minds to wonder?..
That girl is a good stinker...lol...
I can't wait next time you go there...i bet he will ask you out....at that point, always kindly, you might smile with you sexy eyes and say
"I am sorry but my sexy ass is already taken. But thank you for the appreciation"...
meaoowwwww
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 31, 2007....
So is this an example of the asses in your family ET? I'd pictured something a little pinker. I also couldn't help but notice that Mr Box also seems to have a fondness for the boobies too. :) -
evil_twin said on Oct 31, 2007....
Mr Box--I love that picture. It cracks me up! And so do you. Damn it. Why do you have to be funny?
ginger--I seriously doubt he's gonna ask me out! He knows I'm not like that. But I guess there's no harm in him wishing :-P But I guess you're right. It doesn't really matter where the compliments come from. It was just a first for me!
uniquely--My ass is a little less pumpkin shaped than that. And it wasn't orange the last time I looked either. But yes, the boob fetish is a family curse. Blame our dad!
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Fallyn said on Oct 31, 2007....
you weren't sure???
i'm laughing that is so funny.
so sweet.
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PassionTraveler said on Oct 31, 2007....
Okay, NOW I'm dying to know WHICH starbucks as you and I are in nearby neighborhoods! That story is HILLARIOUS!
Especially considering I spent my Saturday night at a Halloween party hosted by a dear and very Gay friend of mine. The guests were half & half... half gay couples, half straight, but after the party, we all hit a nearby Gay bar. It was so much fun. I'm as straight as they come but frankly, I got more action at that gay bar than in real life!
I was wearing a Halloween costume -- a vampiress with a rather low cut cleavage showing bodice. I had bonded with my friend's roommate and at one point turned to him and jokingly asked if Gay men appreciated a nice rack as much as straight men did, thinking my efforts were wasted on this gay crowd... he replied quite enthusiastically.... "Gay men LOVE breasts" and buried his face right smack between my cleavage!
Anyway, I had fun and hope you all do tonight!
Happy Halloween!
PT
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Fallyn said on Oct 31, 2007....
*giggling* gay men are so much fun.
i spent my halloween with my mothers gay cousin and his partner......we watched Hot Fuzz...... such a funny movie.
he has the most MASSIVE old reel movie collection ...old horror ..i have EVER seen.
last year we all went to his house in costume and watched draculas daughter on the old original reel.
such a COOL halloween!
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CreativeWoman said on Oct 31, 2007....
That's a funny story. I'm glad you had fun with it. :-)
CW
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nursecutie said on Oct 31, 2007....
This made me laugh reading it! It does not suprise me either that he would notice your sexy ass........LOL It's a good ass!! But I do think your eyes are very nice too. That is the thing that everyone tells me about you when they see you or your picture. That you have pretty eyes! :)
I am the lucky girl though so that guy will just have to eat his heart out.......LOL I am not going to let you go, Mickey blue eyes!! ;)
xxoo natalie xxoo
ps~Jack, I love that picture!!
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wombat said on Oct 31, 2007....
Another funny, funny post! Just feel flattered and enjoy the fun! (My ex's roommate once told him he had a nice butt when he was bending over cleaning up after the dog. He moved out not long after...but it was true--he had a nice butt!) -
evil_twin said on Nov 01, 2007....
fallyn--Well, I guess I was sure about it. But it still surprised me!
PT--Admit it. You just want to know which Starbucks it is so you can see my sexy ass! :-P It sounds like you had a lot of fun at your Halloween party though.
CW--It was funny!
cutie--You are the lucky girl :-) I'm glad you think the ass is sexy! But then again, I kinda already suspected that! That makes me the lucky one :-)
wombat--I did feel flattered. I'm glad you got a laugh out of this!
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queenparanoia said on Nov 01, 2007....
hahahah oh my sexy ass!!! very funny post kyle!!! =) -
evil_twin said on Nov 01, 2007....
queen--Thanks :-) I'm glad you thought it was funny! -
MyLoveDDW said on Nov 01, 2007....
Hey boy with your fine azz.... lol -
evil_twin said on Nov 02, 2007....
mylove--Me and my fine ass thank you for stopping by! :-P -
exhibit_c said on Nov 14, 2007....
evil_twin, since he knows you are straight, it's probably OK to play with it a bit. Just look him in the eye and don't keep staring at his boobs. -
Fallyn said on Nov 14, 2007....
*laughing* good advice there exhibit -
evil_twin said on Nov 14, 2007....
exhibitc--I will try very hard not to stare at his boobs. Trust me, there's nothing to see there! -
Fallyn said on Nov 14, 2007....
wow.
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