My friends and I always joke around about how HBO should make a reality series of our lives.  We look like normal law abiding citizens from the outside, but in reality, we are living a double life...one is the world that we live in...and the other, is the world hidden between allllllll the little cracks in societies floorboards.  Friday was a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions.  I wake up Friday to sex!  How much better could waking up be??  Then at work, my bf and I get into a horrible fight over text messages...I know...stupid as hell...Then he picks me up from my work an hour before he should.  He tells me he got fired.  Then...he lost his ATM card.  We're stressing cuz we don't have costumes for our halloween party.  As we're driving home from work in the pouring rain smoking a blunt, somehow we realize it's Friday night and we have 3 night passes to the hottest underground nightclub in NYC.  We make the appropriate fone calls to get our "goodies" for the evening.  We pick up our "catch of the day" edwin.  My bf and I like to "kidnap" our friends randomly and take them on an adventure out with Buya and Meechee.  We went to Party City to pick our costumes. 

 

I chose to be a little green fairy with wings and lots of sparkles.  I figured, if we're gonna be trippin out tonite, might as well choose a costume that will be even more trippy feeling.  Haha!!  Buya chose to be a pirate.  Edwin was the grim reaper.  Then, Ana calls and wants to come too!~ So we're trying to go to her house but edwin had to make a stop.  As we're stopped waiting for him to come back to the car, me and buya hear a woman scream bloody murder.  We look behind us and see nothing on the street.  Then all of a sudden, we hear the sirens getting louder and louder.  Soon, the whole street is filled with fire trucks and cops and a store on the corner of the street began pouring smoke out of it's basement.  All the exits are blocked off and we're just stuck in the middle of the intersection with fire trucks and cops surrounding us on both sides.  Me and Buya are freaking out cuz we were "ridin' dirtaayyy".  AAaaah!!  Edwin finally comes and we somehow manage to slip between the cracks of 2 trucks.  Whoohooo!!!  Finally to Ana's house we all get ready and head to NYC~~ 

 

As we're looking for parking outside Pacha, we see a truck turning the corner with a "wide load" sign.  We're like...."wtf is going on here in the city at 3am....?"  and it looks like a big oven or something.  But like 200x the size of a regular one.  The driver of the truck pulls up   next to our bewildered looking faces and rolls down his window.  "IT'S THE BIGGEST GENERATOR IN NEW YORK!!!"  Rolls his window back up and drives away.  We were already trippin out so...I wouldn't have believed it either but I actually took pictures!!!  Maybe I'll post them later.  When we finally get to the club, it's bumpin.  As hell...The most glamorous people in the tri-state area.  Everyone in costumes.  Shiny lights outside.  Asses and titties hangin out everywhere.  We get in on the dancefloor for a while.  Then head to the bar to buy water.  I was surprised.  I only paid $5 for a little poland spring bottle.  Lucky me.  We pop another piece of candy.  That's 2 for each of us already.  It's fucking going crazy in the club.  People just not giving a fuck~  The line to smoke a cigarette was umbelievably long.  I remember the LAST time i was in the same place, i got a hand down my pants in the line, then when we finally got out, some dude that was fucked up managed to climb to a ledge and was about to jump out 3 stories up.  Crazy ass people.  We finally manage to somke a stoge and head back in.  The crowd was starting to calm down a little.  We go down to the bottom floor where there's alounge area and lo and behold, who do we see.  Our little friend lalito.  He's my original party crew.  =)  He recently had a friend who was shot and killed by his friend friend.  I guess that's another post for crazy people i know.  Either way, we say hi and he leaves us to party upstairs.  I think at this point, edwin starts to throw up.  BAAAD but like BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!  I guess it's already 6:30 in the morning, we should leave.  Dammit...I have to do some work at work i shall finish this post later.