Egg Jokes
Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet
Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things? Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.
Question: Where do you find information about eggs? Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia
Question: Why is the chef so mean? Answer: She beats the eggs!
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg? Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? Answer: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.