Ah, the inner workings of the Elephants household...
So, I was on the toilet today when I heard the following conversation float in from the living room:
Little Sister: Mom, the rat is almost out of water. I have to fill his drinky thing up in your bathroom 'cause mine's occupied!
Mom: No, don't go in there!
Little Sister: Why not?
Mom: Because I pooped and it really stinks.
Little Sister: I don't care! My poop smells WAY worse than yours! [starts walking down the hallway]
Mom: [very seriously!] No, mine smells worse because I eat fish!!
Little Sister: [ignores Mom and goes into her bathroom anyway]
LOL. Does your family have conversations like this at home? O.O



