You might not know it, but I happen to be a master conversationalist. Here's a phone conversation I just had, copied down verbatim.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello.
Me: Hey.
Caller: Hey.
(17-second pause)
Caller: (hangs up)
Me: (hangs up)
With such great conversation skills, it truly is a wonder that I don't have a girlfriend.



