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While I'm a big believer in the magical powers of the boob, I think this guy has some "splaining to do".  I've seen exhausted men come to life at the sight of a finely shaped boob, complete cavemen develop fine manners when a nice set of boobs are present (and incidentally the rest of the woman) and last but not least, many "drowning" men seem to find the strength to hang on a few more seconds while a well endowed female lifeguard comes to their aid.  Now it appears that one dentist has developed a treatment for TMJ that involves a breast massage.

I find it curious that there seemed to be no men complaintants in this case.  Does the man boob not respond well to the TMJ treatment?  Seems odd. (tongue in cheek)

Have you ever had a health professional give you an inappropriate touch?  I haven't, but I sure wouldn't keep going there like the girl who tried to combat the groping dentist by wearing tighter shirts. (does anyone else see a flaw in that solution?!)



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  • mobil said on Oct 15, 2007....
    Haha, I love tits Uni, shit I love everything about women, all their parts, but oh yeah. Tits for some reason, well you know.
     
    This dentist, you can't blame a guy for trying, you should throw him in jail yes, but you can't blame him hahaha.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 15, 2007....
    mobil - He has 7 kids!!!  Obviously somone likes his breast massages.;)
  • secretlife said on Oct 15, 2007....
    i've never had a doctor or dentist touch me in an inappropriate way.  i'd never go back again if that happened.
     
    i have had a doctor who crossed a line and told me some personal information about his life that made me feel quite awkward....
    he later apologized.  and i chalked it up to a weak moment for him.  i liked him and trusted him as a doctor, so i continue to see him.
  • evil_twin said on Oct 15, 2007....
    I read about this story the other day. I thought to myself, "why would that woman wear tighter shirts??" If she's trying to cover up the boobage so he's not tempted, wearing a tighter shirt is just gonna give him tighter pants.

    With that said, he's out of his mind. Breast massage to help with TMJ? My dentist has never suggested that to me, but of course I don't have squishy boobs for him to fondle...

    -evil_twin LA
  • Eilan said on Oct 15, 2007....
    Nope. Never had a breast massage at the dentist's office.

    Only once have I had anything other than medically necessary contact with with a medical professional. It happened when I was pregnant with my third child. My mom and I have the same OB/GYN, and the day before one of my prenatal appointments, he'd diagnosed her with endometrial cancer. I came to the appointment with all kinds of questions that had nothing to do with my pregnancy and I end up breaking down in the exam room. My doc very patiently addressed my concerns and gave me a big hug before he left the exam room. I didn't feel that the hug was inappropriate.
  • Artemis223 said on Oct 15, 2007....
    OK - was that lady for real?  Tight shirts and high necklines???? How about a different dentist?
     
    I can buy the pectoral massage as part of a TMJ treatment.  The position of the neck and shoulders can absolutely impact the alignment of the lower jaw, but there are techniques for doing myofascial release of the pectorals without ever contacting the breast tissue.  Also, I am relatively sure these techniques are a little out of the scope of dentistry, but who am I to say?
     
    OMG - U-I - your comment about the 7 kids has me rolling :D  The part about him molesting his patients really pissed me off, though - what a betrayal of trust and abuse of authority!  I hope they take his license. 
  • beyondtheveil said on Oct 15, 2007....
    unique- I love boobs too, but don't think I'd jeopardize a medical practice to squish a few strange ones. This guy is a pervert. I wonder how he explains this to a wife and seven kids? 
  • TinSoldier said on Oct 15, 2007....
    Meh, boobs are okay but I'm a leg man myself.

    But still, this guy should have his license revoked. As others have said it is a violation of a sacred trust between patient and doctor.
  • hillbillygirl said on Oct 15, 2007....
    This is crazy!!! When I first read the headline on the article I thought did I just read that right. What a creep.
     
    But I certainly dont get the tighter shirt bit ?!?  And if you had this kind of problem why would keep going back for two years??? And much less let it happen over 6 times??
    Hummmm.....she must have felt sorry for him and his seven kids he has to feed...LOL!!  :)~
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Oct 16, 2007....
    i dont think a dentist should go down beyond the neck... that is not included in his field! if i were a patient i would feel harassed if it was done to me.
  • silverwhisper said on Oct 16, 2007....
    medical journals discussed massaging the pectoral muscles to treat TMJ? who the heck is this guy trying to kid?

    ed
  • Artemis223 said on Oct 16, 2007....
    Ed - Yes - there are articles and training that suggest massaging the pectorals as part of the treatment for TMJ.  It helps correct the alignment of the head and shoulders and take tension off the mandible.  People with forward head posture have higher incidence of TMJ dyfunction. 
     
    However, I have never EVER heard of a dentist doing this - usually the patient is sent for physical or massage therapy.  I have lots of training in myofascial techniques and I assure you that you can absolutely address tight pects WITHOUT touching the breast tissue.  You drape the patient and move the soft tissue away from the muscle.  The patient is always educated before the procedure and informed consent is a must.
     
    This dirty dog doesn't have a leg to stand on - I am really pissed that he violated his patients' trust in such a disgusting manner.
     
  • Artemis223 said on Oct 16, 2007....
  • exhibit_c said on Oct 16, 2007....
    I've had a dental hygenist move herself and my head into a position that put her bosom prominently in frong of my face. I wondered if she realized...
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 16, 2007....
    SL - I'm with you regarding never going back.  There are plenty of doctors to pick from.
     
    ET - That's what I thought!  Why give him a more appealing target?
     
    Eilan - That hug was very compassionate, which is a plus for doctors in my book.
     
    Artemis - I realized that there were some chest muscles that could affect neck and jaw muscles too, but this guy is plainly just a pervert.
     
    BTV - It seems reckless to endanger your livelihood to touch titties.  I wonder if his wife is small chested or large chested. (not that it really matters)
     
    TS - I'm quite surprised some woman didn't give him a poke to the nose when she caught him groping her.
     
    Hillbillygirl - I feel sorry for this pervert's wife.  I'd kick his ass to the curb and let him pay alimony and child support.
     
    Sweet - You'd be right to feel that way. 
     
    SW - It's like using a teacup to bail the water out of his sinking ship.
     
    exhibit C - I'm not sure, but I've had the same thing happen and I don't think she was that into me.
  • Eilan said on Oct 16, 2007....
    I keep reading the title as "The Healing Powers of the Beast."
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 16, 2007....
    Eilan - the only beast in this blog is the dentist, but yeah, I can relate.  I am "situationally dislexic" when it comes to some words.
  • nursecutie said on Oct 16, 2007....

    OMG.....that dentist is creepy!! I would think that if this was a legitmate technique he would have explained the method more clearly to the patient. That would have been smart!! But I seriously doubt that was what he was doing. He was copping a feel! But why would anyone keep going back to him????

    I think it is just all wrong and crazy. If my dentist touched my boobs while I was there, he'd hear about it!! I wouldn't just lay there and let him do it and then go back to him again.

    But no one has ever touched me like that at the doctors or the dentist. Thankfully!! I've had nothing but very professional physicians.

    xxoo natalie xxoo

  • silverwhisper said on Oct 17, 2007....
    artemis, thank you...i was skeptical due to the circumstances.

    u-i: i hope his license is revoked.

    ed
  • uniquely-ironic said on Oct 17, 2007....
    nurse - same thoughts raced through my mind when I read it.  Awful risky behavior for someone who has so much to lose.
     
    SW - I hope they do to.  He needs to do something else for a living.

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