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A long time ago when I was like 17 or so- my bf and I were messing around in his car- I was giving him a BJ and asked him NOT to cum in my mouth.  Well, after asking him several times not to he would do it anyway and say "I can't help it".. yeah right .. and it pissed me right off.
 
So one night it was happening again and when he came in my mouth I pretended to dispose of it.. then went to kiss him and put the semen right back into his mouth .. I was LOL.. he was all like "that is SO gross", he told his friends and everything about it... they were all grossed out.
 
Then later on we got married and one night some years later he brought it up.. and told me how much it turned him on and how he wished I'd do it again, but felt weird about bringing it up, and so it became a common practice in our sex life.
 
Then we divorced.
 
Fast forward into my 2nd marriage I brought this up to my husband and he said "oh HELL no, no way ut uh".. then while in the act he asked me to do it to him, I did, and he liked it too..  then I said "I thought you didn't like snowballing?".. he said "what's that?".. and then I explained it was what we just did, swapping semen- he never heard this phrase..   anyhow, I enjoy snowballing..  :) lol.. thought I'd share that with all of you ..LOL
 


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  • CreativeWoman said on Oct 15, 2007....
    I have never heard that term for that.  I've never done it. I guess I learned something.  lol

    CW
  • Eilan said on Oct 15, 2007....
    I enjoy snowballing as well.

    I think what you did to your ex was pretty funny.  Sorry, but I never buy it when men say thay can't help it or they never know when they're about to cum.
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 16, 2007....
    CW- thanks for responding lol.. thought maybe I offended some people :) lol!
     
    Eilan- I don't buy that line either!
  • quietone said on Oct 16, 2007....
    snowballing?  isn't that the expression julia roberts used in step mom? Or was that snow blowing?  LOL  I don't know, never heard it, never done it....don't want to try it. 
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 16, 2007....

    quiet- I think they said snow blowing in that movie! I totally forgot about that too :)

    but I heard it was snowballing.. lol..

  • satyr said on Oct 18, 2007....
    my wife would never try it
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 19, 2007....
    awww satyr I'm sorry :(
  • satyr said on Oct 19, 2007....
    me too :-(
  • simplyklo said on Oct 22, 2007....
    I hadn't heard the term either, but I think it's a fair practice.  I'm certainly willing to swallow for my man at times, but he should know how it tastes - it does seem that most men like it anyway though.  Hell, I like how my pussy tastes, so why not???
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 22, 2007....
    well put, simply :)
  • anonymous said on Oct 25, 2007....
    I bet that you are the comedian in your circle of friends..........what other jokes do you like to tell?
  • AnaMay said on Oct 31, 2007....
    i'd never heard of snowballing either. it's totally cute....the name that is ;)
  • AnaMay said on Oct 31, 2007....
    i'd never heard of snowballing either. it's totally cute....the name that is ;)
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 31, 2007....
    to the anonymous commenter-
     
    I am not a comedian.. just thought it was a funny true story to share- I don't have friends anymore since my son's Autism diagnosis.. they have all pretty much abandoned me ..  I am not a big joke teller- I leave the joke telling to my 13 y/o son.. he's got a great sense of humor :)
  • Fallyn said on Nov 27, 2007....
    i've heard of it.

    i have enough trouble with gagging without attempting that.......i'm getting better at it though, *laughing* maybe some day. :P
  • moyz said on Nov 28, 2007....
    mmm...interesting ... should be fun...will try it when i get the chance...

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