• nursecutie said on Oct 13, 2007....

  I'm glad that you are happy and doing well!! I haven't had time to comment much lately, but I did read about you deciding to quit school and move back home. I think you made a good choice :)

  About your lack of privacy...........um, well, lock yourself in the bathroom! LOL Maybe that would work? Everyone will just think your stomach is sick.........LOL

  xxoo natalie xxoo

• queenparanoia said on Oct 13, 2007....

  hehehehehe thanks for that idea natalie!!!!!!!! =) although i want to do it laying down... hmmmmm. i think we have a bathtub... ;)

• Actorguy said on Oct 13, 2007....

  You're what? 20 years old?  Of course you're horny!!  Let us know how the bathtub works out. LOL

• nursecutie said on Oct 13, 2007....

  QueenP the bathtub is a good place! LOL Or the floor? Buy yourself a detachable shower massager............!

  xxoo natalie xxoo

• wombat said on Oct 13, 2007....

  Well, hrummph...  anyway...About losing that 30 pounds in two months, I hope you meant you plan to start trying to lose it in two months.  If you know a way to safely lose 30 pounds in eight weeks, let us all know.
   
  (Get out of the bathroom...I need to go.....lol.)

• silverwhisper said on Oct 13, 2007....

  queen, what precisely is it you don't like about the hardware store? b/c i think that once you've been home for a little while, maybe a little structure in your life would be a good thing. helping out there would be a form of structure.
  
  that's desirable b/c i think that when you're online, maybe you should do some thinking and research about what pursuits make you happy. those are the things that an ideal job for you should encompass.
  
  ed

• mOOn_platOOn said on Oct 13, 2007....

   
  Sorry to hear that you can't do it.
   
  I heard that you can do it 4 times in a row without stopping, too.
   
  Try a new position in the bathroom, and stuff a rag in your mouth.
   
  Yeah I'm with Nursie, maybe in the tub...? Print out some hardcopies of TNP...lol
   
  ;)
   
  PS - DO NOT USE THE VIBRATOR IN THE TUB!!!!!!!
   
   
   
   

• queenparanoia said on Oct 13, 2007....

  actorguy: wehehehehehehehehe =)

  nursecutie; wheheehehehehhehehehe okay!!! =)

  wombie; i kno it seems hard ut i gotta try right? dont worry i'll post it here.. =)

  ed: i hate it there because it so boring. but i know i will get used to it. and about finding what i like online. actually i'm doing that i haven't decided what i want yet. so many options out there.

  moon: dude are you the naked proffesor???? how did you know that??? hmmmmm....

• moonriver said on Oct 13, 2007....

  moonriver k'ung fu-tzu say, queenie take tips and tricks from horny daughters of chinese owners of hardware stores. say to other store clerks you need test power tools like planer and sander in backroom or restroom of store.
  
  black and decker good vibes, bosch is best for endurance, and hitachi gonna shake your booty like crazy. just make sure you no do it often, or else your father notice high power consumption...lol.
  
  

• queenparanoia said on Oct 13, 2007....

  monn: wahahahhahahahha very funny!!! dude youre cracking me up!!!!!!!!! =)

• moonriver said on Oct 14, 2007....

  moonriver k'ung fu-tzu say, ya see queenie? maybe you even lose weight while wielding and testing heavy-duty black and decker tools. your father happy, you happy twice over. hit three birds with one stone.
  
  me not yet see any sad-looking daughter of chinese hardware store owner. only goes to show they know well-kept secret.
  
  

• hotaka said on Oct 14, 2007....

  Hey, queenP. Sorry I can't help out with the horny problem. Maybe take nursecutie's advice.

  It's good you are happy about many things and feel content. That's really inmportant. As far as loosing weight goes, I wouldn't try to shed it all so soon. And going to the gym might be fun but climbing a few more mountains or at least taking some walks uphill can be helpful too. I could never go to a gym.

  About your job. Couldn't you explain to your dad that you love helping out around the store but you really want to try and get a job on your own, that doing so would help you grow and gain confidence? I don't know how he would take it but it seems that, like most parents, yours get upset about changes at first but because they love you and want you to be happy they try to understand. Did you ever see My Big Fat Greek Wedding? That woman also tried to get out of the family business and get a job on her own.

  Good luck!

• silverwhisper said on Oct 14, 2007....

  queen: you know, you don't have to be exactly 100% right when you figure it out. most folks realize after a few years that they want [x] with a dash more [y], i find. just make sure that whatever you learn at the first job gives you something useful in getting job #2. :>
  
  ed

• skald said on Oct 14, 2007....

  Queen.   I knew your folks would come around. Yes, do go to the gym or take walks it is good for you. Don't worry to much about your weight but do some kind of exercises it will be fun and it is good for  you. Luv 

• fearing said on Oct 14, 2007....

  Hi Queenie!  Good to see you!  Missing you!
  

• redhare said on Oct 14, 2007....

  you should go to the shooting range and fire off a couple clips. it isn't a cure for anything but you sure feel good afterwards. oh and i heard the shower nozzle works wonders for gettin off.

• queenparanoia said on Oct 14, 2007....

  moon: i'm filipino. and you know you might be right... =)

  hotaka: i'm living in the city now. unlike in iloilo. i can't climb like i use to. yeah maybe i could help a little bit. i think it's too soon so find a job or go back to school. i think i should help first.

  ed: great idea ed. maybe helping on the hardware store might interest me on what i really want. thanks ed... =)

  skald: thanks skald i'm doing some exercises here.

  fearing; hello girl!!! miss you too!!!

  redhare: sorry there's no shooting range here. although that sounds like a god idea... =)

• ellamae14 said on Oct 15, 2007....

  queen, this is funny. moonriver was like kung fu tzu- even better. :)

• queenparanoia said on Oct 16, 2007....

  ellamae: yeah he is!! akala ko nga pinoy sya hindi pala... =)

• moonriver said on Oct 19, 2007....

  ellamae -- me ask what you prefer, girl: black n decker, bosch, or hitachi?
  queenie -- me try look translation what you say. me very close to pinoys, me also like what you call banana-q. me very sure you very fond of banana, all sizes n shapes.
  
  

• queenparanoia said on Oct 20, 2007....

  moonriver: so sorry what i told ellame is that i thought you were filipino but youre not!!! and hehehehehehehe i love banana q =)

• moonriver said on Oct 20, 2007....

  queenie -- yes dearie. me ask pinoy friends so they explain to me what you say. all very good i think. they say me look like fugitive from fujian or guangxi sell trinkets in ongpin. i ask them what is ongpin. they say it has many chinese hardware store, plenty of happy and horny daughters. is this true queenie? you be my tourist guide when me drop by manila maybe next year, ok? we visit this nice place ongpin... *wink*
  
  

• queenparanoia said on Oct 20, 2007....

  moonriver!!! sure!!!!!!!!! =)

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