This morning at work everyone was talking and catching up with each other's weekends. This girl I work with was all excited Friday afternoon because she had this big amazing date with a guy she's been lusting after for awhile. And we were all pretty curious how it went. It didn't go that well. At least not as well as she expected.
The guy is an actor but he only does commercials and stuff like that. He's not a celebrity. But one of the reasons why it's taken them so long to actually get together, is that he keeps telling her he needs to do a lot of traveling for work. That reeked of bullshit to me. I mean, he lives in LA. Where does he need to travel for acting work? Especially since he's not actually famous and on location in Europe filming the next James Bond movie.
And he told her once that he was hosting his own fishing show for the Outdoor Life Network. But it turns out that he simply went on a fishing trip with some friend and a camera, and hoped someone would give him his own show. He wasn't actually 'working' like he said he was. And his latest adventure was that he was in Central America for a month so he could learn Spanish in order to get Spanish speaking roles.
Does that sound plausible to you? We're right next to Mexico. And all you gotta do is drive down to East LA and stand on the corner, and you'll learn just as much Spanish as you would in Central America. But he insisted that this was a better way to learn it. I personally thought he was a drug runner myself. Especially when she mentioned how he pulled out a wad of cash at dinner that she guessed was about $3000.
What sort of mediocre commercial actor (that I've only seen in one commercial) has that kind of cash flow? Especially after just returning from a month long trip to Central America to learn Spanish. But it gets better. She noticed that he had the remains of a bruise on his face and some sort of marks on his neck. She thought they were hives and she asked him if he was allergic to something.
He said no and asked her if anyone has ever held her down and burned lit cigarettes on her body before. And he described the sizzling sound it made when the flesh met the flame. Yuck. And also, huh? What sort of fucked up question is that? But apparently he was 'helping a friend' in Central America, got into some trouble, and the banditos beat the shit out of him and burned him with cigarettes. He had to leave the country early in fear of his life.
Hello alarm bells! She was pretty wigged out about this and all she could think about was my idea that he was a drug runner. She thought I was joking when I told her that, and I kind of was. I was kidding, yet, I wondered if I was right. And now I really think I was.
But she decided that while he was cute and mysterious, he was also freaky and strange and scary too. There will not be another date. And then we got to talking about what the worst dates were that any of us had ever had. There were some really bad ones to laugh about.
One guy took this girl to the movies and they had a nice time together until they got to the parking lot. Someone had slashed all his tires and spray painted the side of his car with the word "bitch" Turns out, the girl had a creepy stalker ex boyfriend. They had to call the police and all that fun stuff. There was no second date. He didn't like her enough to brave dying for her.
And another guy took out a girl who had just taken a hit of Ecstasy. But they weren't going to a club or anything. They were going to his parent's 25th anniversary dinner. Good times! She embarrassed the shit out of herself and him, and he was so mortified that she tried to tongue kiss his dad, that he never called her again.
I've had some pretty horrible dates myself. I've shared some of them here in the past too. But my all time worst date was probably with this girl who got so drunk at dinner, that she puked in my car. It's bad enough when someone you actually love barfs all over your Toyota. But when you don't even know the person, you just want to throw them out of the car while it's moving and torch the car in a field somewhere. I never saw her again either. I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore!
So tell me. What's the worst date experience you've ever had?
-evil_twin LA
evil_twin posted on Oct 08, 2007
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 08, 2007....
I tried online dating right after I left my ex. There was one guy who seemed funny and nice so we agreed to meet at a restaurant for dinner. I got there and the guy was late (huge minus points) and when he got there he went on and on about how his long term ex-girlfriend had just died the night before. Why not just call me and reschedule?! I think he wanted sympathy points or something. We never left the bar section of the restaurant and I think I ended up paying for my own dinner. (his idea to meet) He walked me to my car and then slobbered all over me when he kissed me goodnight. I almost decked him for making a grab at me. Never saw or emailed him again. -
evil_twin said on Oct 08, 2007....
uniquely--Wow! That was a bad date. Talking about his ex who JUST died the night before? That's just weird. He definitely should have rescheduled! If he thought you'd feel so bad about that, that you wouldn't be able to resist him, he was totally crazy. It doesn't sound like the date was good enough to even warrant a kiss, slobbery or otherwise. Poor you! -
nursecutie said on Oct 08, 2007....
OMG.....LOL! That guy your friend was dating sounds like such a weirdo! I would be very suspicious of him too. And I hate it when guys flash money like that on a date b/c it's so obvious they are desperate for you to think they are rich. Gag. Money is nice but being a pompous ass about it, isn't! LOL
And your worst date sounds really gross! I know how sqeamish you are so it must have been like hell for you.........LOL But that would turn me off too!
My worst date ever.........hmmmm.........I went out with a guy who wanted to make some other girl jealous. But he didn't tell me that beforehand!! He took me to the restaurant where she worked and he kept trying to put his hands all over me. I was not happy about that b/c we didn't even know each other!
But when I asked him to stop grabbing on me, he asked me to please play along to make his ex gf jealous. Ugh!!! I wouldn't play along, and she didn't seem to care I was with him. And he cried in the car on the way home about how she was his everything and why didn't she love him anymore?
I was torn between jumping out of the car and hitch-hiking home or giving him a tissue for his snotty crying face........LOL! I gave him the tissue. Then I never saw him again. Thankfully!
This is a funny post, Kyle. I hope more people will share their stories :)
xxoo natalie xxoo
ps~I am glad I don't have to date anymore either!!!
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dazed_and_confused said on Oct 08, 2007....
There's this date that I cannot forget back in college when I just came from a bad break up. =) I met this guy online and we agreed to meet up after a series of text messages and online chatting. So when we agreed to meet up since he lives nearby, my roommates butted in and was in an overprotective mode, and insisted that they chaperoned us, specially when they saw that the guy brought his van. So basically, my roommates insisted that we meet up in our dorm, leave his car on the parking lot and bring them to the date. Talk about akward. We ended up eating at this eatery near the campus, and my roommates were in the same table at us. Thankfully, my charms worked and we managed to have a conversation even though my roommates were there and I got quite a lecture when we got back at the dorm.
He called for a another date, and eventually began seeing him. Now, we are just friends =)
Cheers
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Mamie said on Oct 08, 2007....
I had a date back in the day with a cute blond frat boy. He was to pick me up at 10 PM , not so weird back in college since alot of parties don't get going until then. Well, do you remember the Rocky Horror Picture Show? He picked me up in FULL COSTUME and took me to the midnight show...he drank his face off before hand with a bunch of other weirdos who knew this show...I may have found it fun if I knew what the heck it was to begin with... that everyone knew all the songs, lines, etc. The group we went with had a blast and I never knew when to jump up or when to sit down ..let alone any of the words. It was the worst night ever and these freaks thought I was a freak!mamie -
evil_twin said on Oct 08, 2007....
cutie--That does sound like a horrible date! And a crier to boot? That idiot was just striking out all over the place. Lucky for me, of course :-) And believe me, the barfy chick stuck in my memory for weeks after. Especially since my car was ruined. I actually had to trade it in because the smell just never went away.
dazed--That definitely sounds like an awkward date for sure! It's hard enough to meet someone new, but to have chaperone's? That's funny!
mamie--Oh my God, he showed up in Rocky Horror costume?! That's hilarious! Was he dressed up in drag with the fishnet stockings? That's definitely not a great place to take a date unless you know for sure she's a fan of the movie. Otherwise I can't even imagine how horrible that was for you! I went to the show once (not in costume) and I had no idea what was going on either. But it was funny!
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minniemouse said on Oct 08, 2007....
Hmmm....I know it sounds unusual, but I haven't really had any bad dates! I had a few uncomfortable dates, where we just didn't hit it off....but nothing horrible to report. Although, I was stood up....TWICE by the SAME guy! Apparently, my father scared him off. My father is a very tall man with an extremely firm handshake. He tended to scare a lot of my dates off!! -
amyispretty said on Oct 08, 2007....
Ok, this was probably my own fault for dating a guy I met in a 7-11 parking lot, but....he picked me up for dinner. He had a nice suv and told me he worked in consulting. He then brought me to a drive thru of a fast food place and said he didn't have a lot of $, so we should only get drinks. I got a water. We drove around for awhile, he asked me if I wanted to get a hotel. I said no and asked to be brought home. He brought me home, I never spoke to him again. -
lfbno7 said on Oct 09, 2007....
One of the worst dates I ever had was when I had a summer camp girlfriend as a teenager, and she didn't go out with me when we returned home after camp was over, but I got a letter from her months later saying she wanted to see me but didn't have the guts to call, and I called her and arranged to meet her, and when I got to the place she wasn't there. I waited a while, then called her house. Her brother picked up the phone and told me she went to a party.
Epilogue. She called me the next day to say she was waiting for me at a different place, a misunderstanding, and that she had told her family she was going to a party only so her parents wouldn't think she was meeting a boy. We ended out dating for a year. She was my first serious girlfriend.
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UnknownUser said on Oct 09, 2007....
I've had enough worse dates that friends tell me I should write a book. LOL I seem to attract weirdos so I've learned to be a hardass. If that doesn't scare them off, then I might do a second date. I think the top worst one I had though was the guy who took me to a sushi restaurant. I'd met him online and he seemed nice. At the restaurant, he leaned across the table and tells me how he just loves horny women. I almost choked on the California roll I had just taken a bite out of. Then he proceeded to tell me he had his manhood ('cept he didn't call it that) out and that he was stroking it for me. I was shocked and said (somewhat loudly, I think), "Put it BACK!" I cut dinner short and he walked me out to my truck. When I reached over to pull the door shut, he had it out again and asked for a blow job. Mind you, I'd never met him before and it's broad daylight in downtown. I flat out told him that if he were looking for a hooker, he needed to go to the other side of town. -
lfbno7 said on Oct 09, 2007....
Did you get the impression that he was just being outrageous for the sake of being that way, that he was being purposefully nuts because it excited him to be that crazy, that dangerous, that outlandish? He could have been arrested.
What would happen if you were with a reasonably proper guy and you behaved that sexual and outrageous, including exposing yourself in broad daylight? How would a normal guy react to that?
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pickersplock said on Oct 09, 2007....
I had the date from Hell once.I didn't even know I was on a date, actually, until halfway through.I'd tell you about it, but I don't want to vomit all over your post! -
evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
minnie--I guess you've been really lucky! But that's good! Your dad must be really scary to frighten off the same guy twice :-P
amy--I see you landed yourself a classy big spender at 7/11! You know it's gonna be a bad date when the guy takes you to a drive thru and tells you to order water! Yet, he had money for a hotel? Or was he going to make you pay for that? It amazes the stupidity of my fellow men...
lfbno--At least your bad date worked out well in the end :-)
unknownuser--Wow, that was a horrible experience! Again, I'm amazed at the stupidity of some men. It makes me wonder if they ever get lucky using tactics like that. How could they? Nice guys have trouble enough getting to that point! Whipping it out during dinner and asking for a blow job in the parking lot, are not exactly the best ways to impress a woman.
lfbno(again)--If that guy was acting that way on purpose because it excited him, then he needs some mental help. And if I was with a girl I'd just met and she did something like that, I'd probably think she was out of her mind.
pickers--Aww, come on! You can tell us. I don't mind a little vomit on my post. I just don't like it when it's in my car! :-P
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simplyklo said on Oct 09, 2007....
Bad dates? Me?Blind date #1 in high school - my best friend sets me up so her parents will allow her to go to her new boyfriends house. Her new boyfriend of course was hot and I was supposed to be his best friend's date. She described the guy as athletic, attractive, blah, blah, blah. Well, it turned out that he was over 6 feet tall but weighted about 300 pounds. And, he kept trying to put his arm around me!!! I never did the blind date thing again after that, and yes, I did pay her back!Internet dating ... I found a winner who CREEPED me out ... the date went well but on my drive home he called me - I didn't take the call. Then when I was online that night I had all my contacts blocked on IM so I could get some work done. He logged on under some other name that I didn't have blocked and sent me a note ... he thought we were going to marry and how could I block him, etc. Marry??? It was one fucking lunch date and now I was OUT!!!!!!Oh, and the best was probably the one night stand that I later thought would turn into something. This guy had been a consultant for my company. He was hot. When we worked together we never flirted and I had no idea he had interest in me - and probably vice versa. So one night we got a group of former co-workers together for a little Christmas party and we ended up hooking up. I looked at it as a one night stand and had zero expectations. The next day he called me though and wanted to go out to lunch or dinner soon.
Well, we finally planned a day when we could both escape work for an hour to enjoy a nice lunch at a restaurant. We'd always gotten along well so there was no awkwardness about our night of sex ... but when the check came, he pulled some money from his pocket and told me that my half was $15. What?!!!! I paid alimony and child support in a divorce; I'm so done with men that won't even buck up and pay my way on occasion! Anyway, we are still good friends to this day, but I'd never go on a date with him again (or have sex with him)! -
tizzygirl said on Oct 09, 2007....
In the past I was usually lucky enough to weed out the losers before I actually went on a date with them but I remember this one time my friend, who was just trying to be nice, decided to set me up with a football player. Now she thought I would be all excited because he was a popular football player and she thought every girl wanted to date one. Well I really didn't have an interest in that sort of thing but I thought what the hell I'll give it a try. He picked me up at my house and for some reason he thought it would impress me if he "walked" to his car on his hands. Okay strange. We went to sonic burger for dinner and he ate like 3 burgers and a huge fry then ordered a shake. I thought he was going to explode. The conversation was less than stimulating. He really had nothing to talk about except how much food he could eat. When I tried to have an intelligent conversation he just stared at me and gulped down a huge soda. I pretty much thought the date was a bust and asked to be driven home. He drove me home and about 3 houses from mine he pulled over. I asked what he was doing and he said he wanted to make out. I thought he was kidding, I truly did and I just gave him one of those looks and he laughed and said he had to take a piss first. He was peeing into an empty gatorade bottle when I decided to get out and walk the rest of the way home. Yeah that date really sucked. Then he told everyone that he banged me the next day. I really didn't care and didn't bother to correct anyone, I figured at least he said I was the best he ever had.... I can't even remember his name now! -
evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
simplyklo--The guy who wanted to marry you after one date sounds like a freak! I fall in love fast, but that's a bit extreme. Especially since you obviously did not feel that way about him at all.
tizzy--Walking to the car on your hands as a way to impress a woman? Now that's one I've never heard before! And I cannot believe he peed into a Gatorade bottle in front of you. Wow. That is one idiotic loser!
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hillbillygirl said on Oct 09, 2007....
Well I have definatly had my share of "bad dates" thats for sure. Let me see if I can decide on wich one would classify as the worst. I think that the main one that sticks out in my head would be this guy that I met online. We had chatted for a couple of months and seemed like a really nice guy. He lived in another state and it had been kind of hard for us to get together and really do anything. Well finally one weekend we decided to just do this. He agreed to pay for a hotel room for me if I would drive the majority of the distance so I agreed. He had told me that he would get there early and get a room for me and have it lined out by the time I got there. So we get to the spot we have agreed to meet at for dinner. Now I have seen A picture of this guy before hand. When I get there he looks nothing like the pic I had seen. And is a total Neanderthal!!! We had agreed to meet at Olive Garden, I love this resturant and know what I like to eat from there. The waiter comes to our table and this man that doesn't really know me decides he is going to order for me.....I tried to protest but the waiter ignored me. While we are waiting for the food to come to the table the conversation is awful. He keeps trying to put his hands on me. Finally our food comes....I don't like what he has ordered for me at all. Then I asked about where he got a room for me at. He then tells me that he hasn't yet.....just figured WE'D got get a room when we were done eating. He then proceeds to tell me that this will probably be the one and only time I will get to go out with him because he is going to have to go back and do some more JAIL TIME!!!! By the time we got done eating all I wanted to do was go home so I told him I'd follow him to a hotel, got in my car and when he pulled out of the parking lot to go one direction I went the other!!! I have really changed my ways of dating people of the internet since this experience let me tell you!!! -
rmuxagirl said on Oct 09, 2007....
Oh well that's easy for me. It was a blind date type of thing. He was the nephew of a pastor my mom worked with. We talked on the phone a couple times and he seemed real nice, but in person oh my word.
First he didn't seem to bright when he rang the doorbell on the door that has a sign that says "USE SIDE DOOR." in bright letters. Then when mom told him to come up to the deck he went to the corner of the bottom deck, which was odd. Then he complained the whole time that his back hurt. At one point he wanted an epideral. He barely talked and when he did he wouldn't really stop talking about himself. He ordered wine after I told him I didn't like a certain type...that was the one he ordered. Then when I asked him to take me home, on the way he said he has more sympathy for animals that get shot than he does for murder victims because animals cannot protect themselves. I had no idea what to do or say, i just looked at him with my mouth open.
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the_infernal_optimist said on Oct 09, 2007....
Oh jeez...I'm not sure which of these two gets the "worst date" award, and they're not as bad as some of the others I just read (wow, those are awful)!
1) I randomly bumped into a guy who'd crushed on me in elementary/middle school before I moved away (I was back in town visiting my mom, freshman in high school) at the mall, and he invited me to a movie that evening. Hadn't seen him in a few years, but I figured what the heck.
As soon as we got in, he started trying to coax me into giving him a hand job - I ended up fake crying at the movie the whole way through to get him to leave me the hell alone!
2) On my first date with a guy I like to call Mr. WalMart (because that's where I met him), he invited now-DH as well and we just sat around staring at each other for most of it. What the heck is the point of a date with an extra person along?
We did have good dates (just Mr. WM and me!) but that wasn't one of them.
~Infernal
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starchini said on Oct 09, 2007....
http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/90936/Blind-Date-Disaster
this was my worst date ever
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StillSeeking said on Oct 09, 2007....
Oh my gosh, Uniquely-Ironic, I had to comment when I saw your comment. Over the past year that I've been single, I've either dated or almost dated (i.e., communicated with via e-mail or phone but didn't actually meet) THREE men whose girlfriends had died! I'm only 35, and all of these guys were in their 30s, too! Which leads me to wonder...what is it about me that apparently attracts these poor grieving guys....?And Evil Twin, GREAT post -- I think you're right, the guy is a total drug runner. Yikes!! -
evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
hillbillygirl--That sounds awful! I never order for someone on a first date unless they tell me ahead of time what they want. And the bit about him wanting to get a hotel with you and enjoying the moment because he had to go back to jail?! I do not blame you for ditching him like that. I'm glad you did!
rmuxagirl--I have to say that your date sounds like he was incredibly nervous and stupid and had no idea what he was saying or doing. It's amazing the dumb things that can come out of your mouth when you're not thinking straight!
infernal--That first guy sounds like a real prize! It amazes me how many women here have similar stories to tell about guys asking for sex, hand jobs, and blow jobs on a first date! I just don't get it. Are these men brain damaged?
starchini--That really was a horrible date. I still can't get over what the guy said to you at the end. I just don't get it!
stillseeking--Wow, three men whose girlfriend's just died? That's kinda freaky. It's like they're all cursed! And I do think the guy that my friend went out with is a drug runner! What else could he be? I bet he has balloons of cocaine in his stomach!
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StillSeeking said on Oct 09, 2007....
P.S. Here's my worst date ever (though I don't think it can compare to Starchini's -- my hat is off to you for getting through it!):
http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/87516/Online-Date-%23%3F----worst-date-ever%21
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evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
stillseeking--I just read your post and that was hilarious! What a loser. And he sounds like a total celebrity stalker too. I think if he'd ran into Jennifer Aniston at that restaurant, she would have run away! Some guys really do need to shut up and think about what they're saying before they rattle on all night long about themselves and everything they hate. -
CreativeWoman said on Oct 09, 2007....
My worst date was with a guy who came from a very nice family, but was incredibly cheap. When we got to the restaurant he wanted order a cheese sandwich and split it with me. Afterwards, he asked me to treat him to ice cream.
We talked on the phone a few times after that. He wanted to see me again, but we just didn't click on lots of different levels.
The worst part of the deal was that my friends knew him and teased me about cheese sandwiches for months.
CW
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evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
CW--Don't most men realize being cheap is a big turn off? I know I do! I can't believe that someone would ask a woman out and then not have the money to pay for the date. That's just sad and stupid. -
pickersplock said on Oct 09, 2007....
Ah, you can read about some of it here. That way I won't have to relive all of it again. I've worked to hard to block out the memory. -
CreativeWoman said on Oct 09, 2007....
ET,
The thing of it was that I knew he was loaded with money. He was from the general area I was and I knew of him already He turned out to be just cheap as the day is long. He didn't want to spend any of it. Crazy.
CW
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evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2007....
pickers--That does sound like a bad date! I assume there was a lot more to the story though since you can't resist the urge to throw up when you think about it. He sounds like a real creep though!
CW--That really does make it even worse! If he has money and won't spend it, then he's got a serious problem. You were smart to lose him!
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pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2007....
Oh, yes. That was just the beginning of the vomitude. -
silverwhisper said on Oct 10, 2007....
damn...i've been really lucky!
e_t, those stories are pretty darned horrific!
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evil_twin said on Oct 10, 2007....
pickers--I'm sorry for you!
silver--The stories here have been horrible, huh? Unfortunately, I've had my fair share of bad dates myself, though most of them don't top a couple of the gems here!
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floraa105 said on Oct 10, 2007....
After a painful separation from my husband after 14 years, I joined millionairefriends.com in March. I read a lovely profile by Jacky. I emailed him at the end of July and we discovered that we both have had similar problems in our previous relationships and we also had a lot in common, we both liked the same music, films, places of interest etc.
We started off slowly by firstly emailing each other through this site, then chatting on line again though millionairefriends, then we exchanged mobile numbers but only for texting each other, then we made a big decision to talk on the phone for the first time, we were both very nervous but seamed to get on really well. Then came the big step of our first date, even though we both knew what we looked like from the photos of millionairefriends and we had talked a lot on the phone we were both very worried about how we would be when we met, but we got on like a house on fire right from the start and we talked solidly for 4 hours over some drinks in a lovely Essex pub.
We didn?t kiss on our 1st date but found out on our 2nd & 3rd date that we both wanted to but didn?t know what the other person wanted so we quickly made up for lost time. Since then we have seen each other every week without fail and we both knew we had fallen head over heals in love with each other from the second week of seeing each other. I don't think either of us expected this to happen to us and he has made me realise that I am a lovely person and he is the most wonderful, thoughtful kind caring man I have ever met.
I wrote this to give other people encouragement that it is possible to find true love if you look hard enough.
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starchini said on Oct 10, 2007....
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evil_twin said on Oct 10, 2007....
Floraa--That was a nice story, even if it was spam. I'm sure stuff like that does happen to people though. So do you have to be a millionaire to join your site? Because you might be advertising in the wrong spot. I'm not sure how many of us fit that bill...
starchini-- :-P
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queenparanoia said on Oct 11, 2007....
ok i know i'm late for this but i gotta share my story. i met this guy online and i thought that he was pretty sweet but until i meet him. so we met for an afternoon date. at first i was shocked that he lied about his appearance. okay i'm a little judgemental but i was honest about mine. and during our date he was full of shit! he said he worked as a dj or something and he was going to america for a hiphop seminar. (is there such as a thing as a hiphop seminar?) so i talked bout my favorite hiphop artist and rappers since i'm into it and he does not have a fucking idea on what i'm talking about. and then he keeps talking about porn. dude i'm into porn too. but isn't too early talking about it on the first date??? after that i keep ignoring his text mesages. because i dont want to know him all his bullshits and he keep texting about sex stuff. i think he's a pervert or something... =) -
hotaka said on Oct 14, 2007....
My bad dates are not really bad enough to be worth telling but I heard of a doozy once. It was the winner of a bad date contest.
A woman was going to go on a date with a guy she had gotten to know over the Net. They talked about a ski trip and an overnighter was suggested but they agreed that just a day trip would be best for a first date.
The day went well and skiing was fun. They had a good time together. It was a long drive back down from the mountain and the woman realized that the last latte she'd had was ready for release (she really had to pee). There was no place to go so embarrassed she told her date about her situation and it was decided that he would pull over and she could pee behind the car while he watched out for any passersby.
The slope behind the car was slippery so she leaned against the car to keep her balance. But once she had finished, she realized with horror that her skin had stuck to the cold bumper. She couldn't get free without ripping her skin off! She called out to her date and even more embarrassed than before told him of her predicament. To his credit the guy covered his eyes before coming around to talk to her. It seemed the only way to get her free was to use a hot liquid, but there was none around.
Finally a solution was reached. Since it was pee that got her into this fix it would have to be pee that got her out of it. Her date, still trying not to look, took his turn to relieve himself, showering her frozen skin and freeing her from the grasp of Jack Frost. She later commented, "Talk about getting pissed off on a date!"
Apparently this little episode led to another date. So in a way it was a good one.
Hey, did you see Battycat's Mastercard Ad video? Hilarious!
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evil_twin said on Oct 14, 2007....
queen--Sounds like you met a real loser! A hip hop seminar? I gotta say I've never heard of that before either. And if he didn't even know anything about the music when you asked him, I am betting he was a total fake. And you just don't talk about porn on a first date either! It's definitely best to ignore that one.
hotaka--Oh my God...that story! Peeing on your date is usually a deal breaker. But I guess you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes, eh? I'm cracking up! If they end up getting married, that's one first date story that's going to live forever. And yes, I saw the Mastercard Ad! That was hilarious! And I think some of the women who commented here might have dated that guy...
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cotteralladams3 said on Oct 14, 2007....
The date was fine. It was the sex that was boring and tedious. I should have taken a TC3 and drank down a double vodka beforehand just to get through it.
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rightwingwizard said on Oct 27, 2007....
Worst date ever? Hmm, there's been so many. Actually not all that many, but a few anyway. Ok, how about one really bad date.About a year after my wife died I was invited to a club to hear a friend's band play. They did mostly late fifties and early sixties covers. You know, the mooshy gooshy romantic stuff that we tended to get away from in the late sixties thru the early eighties.After I arrived I learned that it was a set up. My friend's wife had invited a 'friend' to keep me 'company' As it turned out we hit it off rather well and we danced thru all three sets.We dated for several weeks and it seemed things were working out well. We enjoyed each other and everything was easy between us.One friday evening she suggested that we go back to the same club where we met. I thought that was a good plan and eagerly agreed.I picked her up at her place and wearrived in time for the first set (different band) Once inside however, not all was well. I spent the entire evening sitting alone dodwning drink after drink whlie she flitted about dancing and partying with everyone else but me. After a while I decided to leave, alone. When I went outside I noticed that her car was parked right next to mine. (remember that I picked her up at her home)She saw me leave and followed me out and we 'discussed' the sad state of affairs. She insisted that she had loaned her car to a friend (female) and wasn't expecting her to show up there. In fact she didn't tell her friend where we were going.We 'chatted' for a few minutes and I left, alone.We did date for several months after that although. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment.rww -
pickersplock said on Oct 27, 2007....
Rightwing!! I'm so glad to see you! -
evil_twin said on Oct 30, 2007....
rww--Good to see you again! Thank you for posting your story. That does sound like a really uncomfortable date! I can't believe you continued to go out with her after that. I think you were just too forgiving!
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