I am seeking a travel companion to join me on a cruise to Antarctica. This once in a lifetime voyage--only 200,000 people have ever been here-- will take you to an otherworldly universe where icebergs taller then cathedrals float by and killer whales make wild mammal love to elephant seals while crowds of voyeuristic penguins look on in disbelief. You will be aboard one of the most luxurious ships ever built that offers first class amenities and services including deluxe accommodations, gourmet cuisine, fine wine and massages in your suite by the masseuse(masseur) of your choice.
I am so desperate for a companion that I will pay for your entire 18 day cruise including
roundtrip airfare to Buenos Aires and tango lessons.
And now the good news!! You will be sharing a cabin with an award winning
reclusive dolt who tells anyone who will listen that he's going to exotic places
when in reality he is a couch potato with no life. (Further details available on request.)
