A mOOn platOOn Special Edition
Being a user of SoulCast, I’m interested in tracking the number of views to my blog and my posts. And being me, I like to keep track of these tracks.
Not only have I been tracking my own blog, but a couple of others for the sake of comparison and verification. In particular, I’ve been watching the spectacular climb of The Naked Professor’s most notorious post since I wrote about it http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/85506/Everybody-On-The-SoulCast-Block%3A-WAS-DANCIN%E2%80%99-TO-THE-JAILHOUSE-COCK%21
I have been copying these stats straight off the pages of SoulCast, having captured the numbers on September 5, 11, 19, 22, 25 and October 3…
September 5: LARGE INCREASE FROM 3,600 – 5,000 IN PREVIOUS TWO WEEKS The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 5192 | Tags:
September 8 The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 5550 | Tags:
September 11 The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 5645 | Tags:
September 19 The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 6392 | Tags:
September 22 AMAZING GAIN OF 750 VIEWS IN 3 DAYS The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 7142 | Tags:
September 25 The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 7794 | Tags:
October 3 A WHOPPING 1,862 VIEWS IN 8 DAYS
The Naked Professor Shows His Credentials: ANATOMY 101 TheNakedProfessor posted on May 01, 2007 | views: 9656 | Tags:
SUDDEN DROP IN # OF VIEWS ON POSTS
Imagine my surprise when glancing over TNP’s other posts’ stats and noticing a DROP in views. How could views be retracted? You can’t suck back the sperm once the pregnancy’s announced. Yet here is a strange example…
September 11: The Naked Professor's Sex Appeal Survey - The Ageless Angst Of Lust TheNakedProfessor posted on Oct 29, 2006 | views: 1377 | Tags: sex, eroticism, revealing, sexuality, older men, sex appeal survey, sex story
September 19: STEADY GAIN OF 26 VIEWS The Naked Professor's Sex Appeal Survey - The Ageless Angst Of Lust TheNakedProfessor posted on Oct 29, 2006 | views: 1403 | Tags: sex, eroticism
September 22: MYSTERY WIPE-OUT OF 26 VIEWS (or more) The Naked Professor's Sex Appeal Survey - The Ageless Angst Of Lust TheNakedProfessor posted on Oct 29, 2006 | views: 1377 | Tags: sex, eroticism, revealing, sex appeal survey, sexuality, older men, survey
September 25: UNUSUALLY SLOW GAIN OF 2 VIEWS IN 3 DAYS (for this post) The Naked Professor's Sex Appeal Survey - The Ageless Angst Of Lust TheNakedProfessor posted on Oct 29, 2006 | views: 1379 | Tags: revealing, sex, eroticism, sex appeal survey, sexuality, older men, survey
Twenty-six views wiped out??? How can the count be 1403 views on September 19, but only 1377 on September 22? Which is exactly what they were on September 11 – 1377!
In the next example, 15 views are obliterated over four readings…
September 19: WHAT AM I BID FOR THE NAKED PROFESSOR? Soul-Bay Auctions Off A Popular Blog TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 01, 2007 | views: 597 | Tags: blog, auction, dollars, dinar, hostile takeover, franchise, perks
September 22: MYSTERY SUBTRACTION OF 13 VIEWS WHAT AM I BID FOR THE NAKED PROFESSOR? Soul-Bay Auctions Off A Popular Blog TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 01, 2007 | views: 584 | Tags: blog, auction, price is right, merger, extra services, dollars, dinar
September 25: SLOWER-THAN-NORMAL-GAIN OF 2 VIEWS IN 3 DAYS WHAT AM I BID FOR THE NAKED PROFESSOR? Soul-Bay Auctions Off A Popular Blog TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 01, 2007 | views: 587 | Tags: blog, auction, takeover, price is right, merger, extra services, dollars
October 3: MYSTERY SUBTRACTION OF 2 VIEWS WHAT AM I BID FOR THE NAKED PROFESSOR? Soul-Bay Auctions Off A Popular Blog TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 01, 2007 | views: 585 | Tags: blog, auction, dinar, hostile takeover, franchise, perks, incentives
And so on September 19 there are 597 views, but three days later there are only 584 views! What happened to those views?
A closer look showed me that almost all of TNP’s posts had been artificially “retarded” between September 19 and September 22. Compare these readings from September 19…
September 19:
THE NAKED PROFESSOR'S PHILOSOPHY TEST: Yes, You're A Philosophy-Pusher, Too TheNakedProfessor posted on Apr 30, 2007 | views: 609 | Tags: philosophy, theroy, universe, Processed, circle of time, scientology, ethics
THOUGHT EXPERIMENT # 4: It’s Your Funeral! TheNakedProfessor posted on Feb 09, 2007 | views: 821 | Tags: tombstone, death, memorial, funeral, afterlife, services, smoke
HERE COMES THE SUN: The Nightmare Star & Mass Extinction TheNakedProfessor posted on Sep 27, 2006 | views: 531 | Tags: mass extinctions, Proxima Centauri, Oort not, nemesis, sky is falling, one million BC
…With these readings from September 22, noting the consistent problem…
September 22: MYSTERY DROP OF 4 VIEWS THE NAKED PROFESSOR'S PHILOSOPHY TEST: Yes, You're A Philosophy-Pusher, Too TheNakedProfessor posted on Apr 30, 2007 | views: 605 | Tags: philosophy, animation, consistency, theroy, universe, Processed, circle of time
September 22: MYSTERY DROP OF 2 VIEWS THOUGHT EXPERIMENT # 4: It’s Your Funeral! TheNakedProfessor posted on Feb 09, 2007 | views: 819 | Tags: tombstone, death, afterlife, memorial, funeral, transform, blog
September 22: DROP OF 8 VIEWS HERE COMES THE SUN: The Nightmare Star & Mass Extinction TheNakedProfessor posted on Sep 27, 2006 | views: 523 | Tags: mass extinctions, Proxima Centauri, artificial intelligence, TNP meets TNP, masturbation, Oort not, nemesis
…And it’s happened again to all of these…
September 25: ORIGINAL NAKED PROFESSOR JAILED: SoulCast Announces Blog Take Over TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 27, 2007 | views: 855 | Tags: hard time
October 3: MYSTERIOUS SUBTRACTION OF 3 VIEWS ORIGINAL NAKED PROFESSOR JAILED: SoulCast Announces Blog Take Over TheNakedProfessor posted on Jun 27, 2007 | views: 852 | Tags: Cryps, paris hilton
September 25: MODEST GAIN OF 5 VIEWS THE NAKED PROFESSOR'S PHILOSOPHY TEST: Yes, You're A Philosophy-Pusher, Too TheNakedProfessor posted on Apr 30, 2007 | views: 610 | Tags: philosophy, meat, animation, consistency, theroy, universe, Processed
October 3: MYSTERY DROP OF 5 VIEWS THE NAKED PROFESSOR'S PHILOSOPHY TEST: Yes, You're A Philosophy-Pusher, Too TheNakedProfessor posted on Apr 30, 2007 | views: 605 | Tags: philosophy, Processed, circle of time, scientology, ethics, psychology, biology
September 25: HEALTHY GAIN OF 7 VIEWS IN 3 DAYS (8 month old post) THOUGHT EXPERIMENT # 4: It’s Your Funeral! TheNakedProfessor posted on Feb 09, 2007 | views: 826 | Tags: tombstone, death, afterlife, memorial, funeral, legacy, transform What should be carved on
October 3: MYSTERY DROP OF 6 VIEWS THOUGHT EXPERIMENT # 4: It’s Your Funeral! TheNakedProfessor posted on Feb 09, 2007 | views: 820 | Tags: tombstone, death, memorial, funeral, afterlife, smoke, eulogy
September 25: HERE COMES THE SUN: The Nightmare Star & Mass Extinction TheNakedProfessor posted on Sep 27, 2006 | views: 525 | Tags: mass extinctions, Proxima Centauri, deathclock, artificial intelligence, TNP meets TNP, masturbation, Oort not
October 3: DROP OF 5 VIEWS HERE COMES THE SUN: The Nightmare Star & Mass Extinction TheNakedProfessor posted on Sep 27, 2006 | views: 520 | Tags: mass extinctions, Proxima Centauri, nemesis, sky is falling, one million BC, carbon dating, 26 million
…and to many more.
Why are these posts “losing” views? Are you tracking your posts?
Why is The Naked Professor being stripped of views? Is someone sabotaging the accuracy of the SoulCast tabulators? Is there a critical flaw in the software? Is TNP being clipped? Is Google Adsense at fault somehow, and is this why no one is getting paid?
As someone who works hard to publish an interesting blog, I want to know that accurate accounts are being made of the visitors to that site. I am no longer confident that that is the case.
Who has something to say about this?



