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It seems like everyone is doing 'it'.
Not only are they doing 'it', but they're careless about the evidence.
 
Rob Lowe taped himself having sex with two young girls (one who was underaged) back in the 80's.  It nearly ruined his career.....and certainly put it on ice for a decade.
 
Who doesn't remember Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape from the 90's?  His 'jewels' are the stuff of legend i hear....
 
Of course Pamela and Bret Michaels'; (Poison) sexploits were also released on tape in 2005.  That Pam isn't what you'd call a shy girl....I read somewhere she's trying to figure out how to explain these tapes to her two boys....
 
And Paris Hilton?  She and ex fiance someone or other shot themselves having sex in a hotel room, and it was released to the world....she initially tried to stop it, but then agreed to its release and actually receives profits from the tape....1 Night in Paris....
 
Yesterday I read that Eva Langoria (Desperate Housewives) is the latest in the long string of celebrity sex tape scandal victims.   Seems bedroom footage of her and new hubby Tony Parker was 'stolen' from her home and leaked on-line. 
 
Do you ever wonder why, if these celebrities insist on taping themselves having sex, they don't invest in say, a combination safe, to keep the details private?
 
I think they don't really want to keep it private at all.
 
Now me, I did that once--- taped sex.
But then two days later, I destroyed the tape.
I had visions of sudden unexpected death....
And then my mother or one of my sisters, or (gasp) one of my kids someday coming across it hidden in the depths of my closet....or in some long-packed-away box....
 
The thought made my stomach turn.
 
And just like that, I dug out the tape, which i'd hidden on the bottom-most shelf, behind the winter sweaters, and inside the very last shoe box, which was held closed with 1/2 dz large elastic bands, and within that wrapped in a plain brown paper bag...and i ripped it to pieces which i then put neatly back into that plain brown paper bag, and threw into my trash can.
 
So spill. 
 Do you have a good secret hiding place?
 
 
 
 


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  • mobil said on Oct 02, 2007....
    I have a great big safe haha, but then I haven't made any sex tapes either. I think those people you are talking about actually want to get this stuff out. Probably not the guy with the underage girl, but the rest for the publicity it brings them. Sick, but a sign of the times SL.
  • Jenna said on Oct 02, 2007....

    Secret.....I think I wrote this somewhere before......my best friend and I have a pact.....she knows where to go should I die and same with me.  I had a bag hidden in my hope chest.......but as time has gone on....I have gotten rid of everything.  There were never any tapes......just some things I knew would bring a heart attack to family members.  Now the only thing in the bag are instructions and plans for my funeral.  I can now drive to work each day with peace of mind....lol 

    Eva????? I haven't heard about this.

  • Mamie said on Oct 02, 2007....
    no, I am not near as clever as you guys... I have no evidence, what are you nuts?? My only secret was an imaginary friend that I recalled from high school years and how I was gonna have to marry him (among other things) if/when I ever saw him again. Well, I saw him last spring. I felt nothing! I was so disappointed!
    And there went my favorite and best secret right out the window!
  • satyr said on Oct 02, 2007....
    I posted about my episode with sex tapes last year, secret.  I do have a small safe, but the tape is history.  I doubt there will ever be a remake - LOL.
  • confuzzledwife said on Oct 02, 2007....
    secret-
    *blushing
     
    I made a tape with my ex husband I was like 19.. it was my idea.  I hid it in the back of my closet- I never watched it but he did a LOT..
     
    one day my MIL came to babysit and "somehow" found the tape- well, she didn't come right out and say "I found your sex tape", she said "I found a very interesting video in the house" .. I said "oh?"
     
    She said it was labled "Biloxi Blues" and I wanted to see that movie- and when she put it in,  she saw me and her son going at it-
     
    How humiliating- I destroyed the tape that night....
     
    on the other hand, I really enjoyed Biloxi Blues :)
  • botoni said on Oct 02, 2007....
    SECRET..........All I have to say on this can be stated in one simple word in my case. OOOOPS!
  • dailyachesandpains said on Oct 03, 2007....
    Well...when you're a major star couple slowly drifting from being "all the rave" you've got to get something good stolen, right? LOL!  I haven't seen them on TMZ in quite a while...since they wed.

    Never did it myself.  Gawd, I wouldn't want to see either of us, lol!

    My hiding spots aren't for anything but Santa and they've been found out during the summer, thankfully!

    Daily
  • blastfromthepast said on Oct 03, 2007....
    Can't tell you.  It's a secret.
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Oct 03, 2007....
    hmmm... everything i want to hide is in my head... i make sure i dont make hard evidence of something i want to remain a secret... you can never be 100% sure it wont fall into the wrong hands!
  • secretlife said on Oct 03, 2007....

    mobil:  yes, i got to thinking yesterday that if these celebrities didn't want this stuff out in the public eye, they'd surely be more careful with the evidence-  i mean how many times can you read 'it got stolen'....and still believe it?

    jenna: you did tell me somewhere or other that you and a friend had this 'pact'....

    in your hope chest, huh?  i dunno if i'd have slept nights knowing something was lurking beneath those linens! 

    i read the story about eva here. 

    mamie:  so much for secrets!!!

    satyr:  oh i do remember your sex tape story! LOL......only you!

    confuzzled:  omg  i don't think i could have ever looked at my mil again after that!!!  i can't believe she didn't just put the tape discreetly back into the box and pretend she never saw it.  that's what i'd have done!!!!

    daily:  you crack me up every time.....don't want to see either of you naked.....LOL

    botoni:  sure are alot of those ooop's going around these days, huh?

    blast: haha....i think you have a secret spot!!!!

    sweet:  i'm with you.  destroy all evidence!

     

     

     

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Oct 03, 2007....

     

    Maybe we should all come out of the closet, admit that we have sex and everyone looks undignified doing it but we still get off on the idea of watching ourselves, an opportunity unavailable to the mass of mankind before modern technology.

     

    Or is that too long winded?

  • Bronx said on Oct 03, 2007....
    I never knew that was what got Rob Lowe out of the limelight for so long - until I saw his movie again about two years ago. The one he saved the day when some terrorists hijacked a cruise ship on which his wife was on.

    I hate to tell you this, SL, but that tape may still be playing - it is much safer to burn the tape than to bet that nobody will be able to tape the pieces together again.

    But, don't worry, I'm watching it now - nice moves. ha-ha. ;>
  • Holly-Go-Lightly said on Oct 03, 2007....

    OMG! this is hilarious!!

    I would NEVER make a sex tape with someone~

    I just know that somehow, it would be found and

    then everyone would know what a wild beast I can

    be in the bedroom!

  • rmuxagirl said on Oct 03, 2007....
    I never taped myself having sex, The thought never crossed my mind, my ex wanted to though.  I stood firm on that NO.  I never knew what the appeal of sex tapes are
  • secretlife said on Oct 03, 2007....

    mOOn:  i'm staying in my closet! LOL....it's nice and dark in there.

    i don't really mind if people like to tape themselves...but i would really like it if it wouldn't come to a shock to those who find themselves on the internet that not taking care of these private things can really be humiliating....

    Bronx:  oh don't EVEN tell me that!!!!!  I chopped it into tons of pieces....i'm sure it's history!

    you must be watching someone else!!!!  hmmm i wonder who it could be?

    Holly:  so good to see you!

    and LOL!

    rmuxa:  men are visual creatures by nature.  they love to see and to watch....i think more so than women...but i could be wrong on that score.

     

  • mobil said on Oct 03, 2007....
    Did I mention the pictures we found when I worked on a garbage truck? Lots of polaroid pictures and we found most of those in trailer parks.....not kidding.
     
    We found whole albums, we found many of girls we knew around town and guys too. Just snap shots, but some pretty raunchy stuff.
     
    We found a big cork bulletin board too, all the pics went on it.
  • UnknownUser said on Oct 03, 2007....
    I've never taped or photographed myself doing anything like that.  Partly because I personally like the motto, "Leave no evidence."  hahaha 
  • Oenone said on Oct 03, 2007....

    Confuzzled--how awful for you!  I agreed to make a "tape" with my husband on our first vacation together (he had just bought a video-camera).  It was still early in our relationship and I suppose I was trying to show off a bit.  It has never totally backfired, but there have been near misses--there was no one "tape," you see, he downloaded all of the vacation video to files in one of his (many) external hard drives.  I have long wished to locate the "original" and destroy it.  When we moved countries, he actually gave away his old computer to one of our friends--I bet it was on there somewhere.  I don't think he even knows where it is.  Actually, I would guarantee that.  On a _different_ vacation, he was also annoying me with the camera, doing stupid stuff like pulling the sheets off me when he knew I was topless (sunburned).  One evening he insisted upon showing our "holiday" videos to our friends, and promised me that there was nothing "untoward" on the videos.  The topless bit WAS in there.  He says he just forgot about it.  It was so embarrassing, but I just tried to forget about it.  Incidentally, this is the same friend who now has his computer!  When he insisted on showing my parents the video from the holiday where we made "the tape," I was sweating the whole time, thinking that my jackass husband had accidentally left that on there, even though he swore he didn't.  I just know that someday, it is going to turn up...

    Regarding my "hiding spot,"  I have tons of files for work, and I hide stuff in particular files.  Files no one would ever think to look in.

  • TexKelc said on Oct 03, 2007....
    NO Cameras please!
     
    Watch out for the camera phones...Even innocent situations are turning up.  I took my camera off the computer.  You never know what will turn up when you don't want it to...OMG, I sound like my parents!  "Fools names and fools faces always end up in foolish places."
     
    Alright, I have a few pics of me that I don't want to get out...Safely on my computer...I hope.
     
     
  • glitzNglam said on Oct 03, 2007....
    I dont exactly have a secret stash......the most personal thing i have right now are my journals....and i jus put them in a backpack in my closet to make it seem like im not hiding anything. But i know once my son gets older im gonna have to have a secretplace cuz kids are snoops! i know i was one! lol
  • Bronx said on Oct 03, 2007....
    Em...you're quite right, it wasn't you - I must have been seeing things back just then...:)
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 03, 2007....

    secret there is no secret hiding place. it will be found sooner or later. i gess celebrites do this for a publivity stunt. it made paris a legend right? =)

  • GypsyRoseII said on Oct 19, 2007....
    Oh i know i know!!!! dirty little secret sex tapes.......

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