A man and his ever nagging wife were in Jerusalem for a holiday when the wife suddenly died.
The local undertaker offered to take care of matters for a fee. Shipping the body back to the US would cost $20,000 he said but if she was to be buried in Jerusalem, the husband would only need to pay $200.
Without even giving the matter a second thought, the husband immediately opted for the $20,000 package to have the body shipped home. "Why?" asked the surprised undertaker, because everyone to date had invariably taken the cheaper option.
Then the husband said "Long ago, a man died and was buried right here in this same city, and on the third day he rose again. I do not want to take that chance!"
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GMNIMan posted on Jul 28, 2006
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nadinetannous said on Jul 29, 2006....
Haha- nice joke! -
anonymous said on Jul 30, 2006....
Wondering what wives out there think of that one...... -
chaime said on Jul 31, 2006....
wahahahhahahhaha, hilarious... This one really made me laugh... -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 24, 2006....
I have just gone through your blogs in a little more detail, and I must say you are a very good writer/story teller, with strong religious beliefs. What I noticed particularly, is that you liked the same jokes, like this one,{which I posted in a similar story in my blog} and the nun who almost got raped, etc . And we also share the same birth 'star' and month, I am born on June 4. Maybe there is some truth in these horoscopes:-)
Well, I am born into a Buddhist family, and not very pious, so I can't say too much about God, except that from what we know about the Universe, it can't be built without a divine hand...
I will be back to savour your writings on a regular basis, as I see that you have more patience than an average Geminian has, hahahah
Great show!
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GMNIMan said on Aug 24, 2006....
Thanks Sus, yes we do seem to have some common interests especially on the humour side, maybe one of the curiosity of being a gemini. Truthfully, I am not so much into horoscope and the Zodiac signs, I just got attracted to the name 'Gemini Man' from the tv series of the 70's I think starring David Hemmings if I remember correctly. Being born on June 9 and therefore a Gemini, I immediately identified myself to that name.
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Susmaryosep said on Aug 25, 2006....
David Hemmings? Who is that? :-)
I think you are businessman, going by the amount of cash you carry in transit lounges? hahahah. You cannot be too young, reading the blogs, and btw, i am 60....... Semi retired, after a long stint in the philippines, wroking for people...
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GMNIMan said on Aug 25, 2006....
Well I am quite a bit younger than you, but I'll try to catch up, so you stay there at 60 and I'll join you.
David Hemmings is the actor who also starred in "The Men From UNCLE"! The blond guy.
Twenty years ago I was doing timber, big money then. Not anymore.
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Hey I like the 60 seconds edit feature. Just edit an error I noticed in a flash. Cool!
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Susmaryosep said on Aug 25, 2006....
Physically, I look 40, will that do? hahahah. But "physically", I maybe closer to my age, though with Cialis and what not, nobody need ever know?
Ok, I remember David now thanks.
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