A man and his ever nagging wife were in Jerusalem for a holiday when the wife suddenly died.
The local undertaker offered to take care of matters for a fee. Shipping the body back to the US would cost $20,000 he said but if she was to be buried in Jerusalem, the husband would only need to pay $200.
Without even giving the matter a second thought, the husband immediately opted for the $20,000 package to have the body shipped home. "Why?" asked the surprised undertaker, because everyone to date had invariably taken the cheaper option.
Then the husband said "Long ago, a man died and was buried right here in this same city, and on the third day he rose again. I do not want to take that chance!"
Mr.Strange
posted 1 day ago
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I got together with a few friends and were designing t-shirts.
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mixednuts
posted 3 days ago
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starchini
posted 2 days ago
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It seems that lately the mister and I have been living not only in different sections of the house, but in different sections of our lives--and the bathroom has become the demarcation line of our differences in more ways than one.
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gingersoul
posted about 7 hours ago
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This is the most random blog i have ever posted........ read entire post