Holy Shit, abdomen is in SO much pain. Naturally, I am fucking immune to almost all painkillers. Why couldn't they just give me some fucking Oxycontin 80s? I told them Lortab and Percocet do me no good! There is too much Tylenol (Acetaminophen) in it for me to take a high enough dose without suffering Acetaminophen Toxicity! All I needed was the god damned pure Oxycodone. Lortab (Hydrocodone w/ Acetaminophen), Percocet (Oxycodone w/ Acetaminophen), and Morphine don't touch me at all. Well, okay....Percocet kills a TINY fragment of the pain, but I am still in too much pain to do all the recovery exercises they want! Pure Oxycodone (OxyContin) is not a danger to your system unless taken in VERY high doses. Or snorted. Or Injected. Don't do that. It can kill you. But it can be quite addicting as we all know. Mostly, if you take too much, you'll get sick to your stomach, throw up, get constipated, etc... Acetaminophen, however, will cause severe liver damage if you take too much. It will kill your ass dead.....which is the only way to kill someone....dead. Our system is all jacked up. They regulate things that will make you high and cause you to feel good (Oxycontin), but they DON'T regulate things that can kill you if abused (TYLENOL!). Ugh. I'm pissy, can you tell? I hate abdominal pain. The doctor actually tried to tell me that Percocet is the strongest pill they have. ?!?!?!? Don't they know who I am?!  "You can't snow the Snowman, fool!"  Okay.....I'm finished.

     Time to take my laxative for two reasons. A: Percocet makes you constipated.  B: I'm full of shit.