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I really never know what to blog about so I hardly ever do it! But I actually have a story this time!! I don’t know how interesting it is but who cares! LOL

 

Anyways, Kyle and I had to go to WalMart earlier. This was not a great adventure but since he hasn’t been feeling well, this was the first place we’d really gone for a few days. I was glad to get out of the house!

 

I wanted to look at makeup and that bores Kyle so he said he would look at the dvd’s instead. He knows it can take me forever to pick out stuff so I don’t mind if he wants to look at other things. But I actually found what I wanted pretty fast, so I moved over across the way to the food section. I was looking at macaroni and cheese. Then I felt someone staring at me and standing a little too close. Do you ever get that feeling?? Like they are breathing down your neck?

 

I thought for a second it was Kyle and he was trying to sneak up on me and be silly. But when I turned my head, it was NOT him. It was some other guy. And he smirked at me and said he liked macaroni. And wondered if I needed any help finding anything. I told him no and threw my macaroni in my cart and walked away. He did not work there either because he had no blue vest or nametag. Unless he was an undercover WalMart worker……..doubtful.

 

He was ugly and unshaven and just plain creepy looking to me. So I scurried away from him quickly.

 

Then I walked over to the underwear section. I like looking at the funny panties they make for teenagers with silly sayings on them. And they had cute Halloween underpants too. So I was having fun looking at all of this stuff. Then someone comes up next to me and says ‘wow, there sure are a lot of panties here!’ It was the same creepy guy!!! And he asked me if I needed help picking some out!!

 

Ewwwww!!!

 

The worst part was he was fondling the packages of Fruit of the Loom underwear while he smiled at me!!!!

 

I have been hit on lots of times and in lots of different places. But this was one of the creepiest men I’ve ever come across. He must have been in his 40’s which makes him too old for me anyways. And he was gross too. But the fixation on the Fruit of the Loom panties was just too much!! And the way he was looking at me?? Ick! And obviously he was stalking me through the store too. That’s what unnerved me the most.

 

I put back the underwear I was holding and I just walked away from the guy. I didn’t say anything to him. But he called after me and said ‘don’t be like that sweet thing!’ Double barf.

 

I practically ran away from there and I hid in little kids clothes area and I called Kyle on the phone. I told him what happened and that the guy was starting to freak me out. He was following me! I wanted Kyle to come rescue me. Which he did of course. But he wasn’t happy and wanted to find the creepy guy and see him for himself. I just wanted to finish my shopping.

 

We never did find the guy again though. He probably got worried I was calling security to get him and he left. I don’t know. But there is a fine line between flirting with someone and coming across as a creepy freak who stalks women in the panty section of WalMart. Did he really think I would be charmed by him???

 

So that’s my story!! Maybe not so exciting now but when it was happening it was kind of weird! I’ve never had to hide behind clothes before to escape from a shopping pervert. Now Kyle says he’ll just watch me pick out makeup and panties from now on. He says it’s not safe to leave me alone. I have shopped by myself lots of times before and been just fine though. But I kind of like how protective he is………I like that he worries about me. Not that I like him worrying, but I think it’s sweet he wants to be my shopping protector now. That makes me happy. I never had one of those before……..

 

xxoo natalie xxoo



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  • evil_twin said on Sep 23, 2007....
    I just have to say that the title of this cracked me up! That's a good name for the freak. It sounds like one of those names they give criminals on the news reports. It wouldn't surprise me to hear a report about the Fruit of the Loom Fondler being arrested for doing inappropriate things to the underwear at Wal-Mart.

    But never fear, because your shopping protector is here! :-D I wish I could have found the guy and gave him a piece of my mind.

    -Kyle
  • nursecutie said on Sep 23, 2007....
    I'm glad my title made you laugh!! I thought it was a funny name to call the guy......LOL
     
    What would you have really done if you'd found him?? Would you have thrown cans of soup at him like you said? LOL I don't think you would have.......but if you did, it would have been super funny!!!
     
    Is that Shopping Protector's weapon of choice? Soup cans? LOL!
     
    xxoo natalie xxoo
  • MsStar39 said on Sep 23, 2007....
    I am glad your protector was there, remember not long ago some man followed a young woman to her car at a walmart and forced her into his car, it was all caught
    on security camera in the parking lot,they found her body a few days later.
    So you can't be to careful, it's a lot of creeps out there.
  • botoni said on Sep 23, 2007....
    Up until this one I was kind of jealous of the weird people the two of you find. The FOL Fondler gives me the heebie jeebies! I m with Kyle on the bomb with soup cans.
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Sep 24, 2007....
    Eww, eww, EWW!

    I think that tops my grossest encounter of the wannabe-suitor type, and I thought it was bad. (below because I'm feeling rambly - sorry!)

    One of the computer science professors at the college I attended happened to also be in the same community choir one semester (you should've seen my then-betrothed's face - he was a CS major - when that professor walked in on the first day!). This guy was a real piece of work - retirement age and vastly incompetent, but tenured...and lecherous! OMG! His wife died over the winter holiday immediately prior to the semester he joined choir (so it had been like two weeks). Well, he started hitting on one of the older females in the chorus on the first day! I was flabbergasted!

    Then, as I was about halfway down the stairwell after rehearsal (I got held up, don't remember what I was doing, but I was one of the last people to leave and my better half was already out of the building), I heard this voice behind me. It was that same professor - who then proceeded to start asking me all sorts of questions (including was I dating anyone?) and topped it off with "You know, I'm single now..."

    I looked at him like he had three heads and strode away for all I was worth (I wanted to run)! The guy was old enough to be my grandpa! (All the CS guys got a good laugh out of that, but I refused to walk out of rehearsal alone ever again.)

    At least he didn't fondle any underwear during our encounter. :-D

    Soup cans would definitely make good deterrents!

    ~Infernal
  • queenparanoia said on Sep 24, 2007....
    ohmygod!! thank god kyle was there!!! be careful next time.... =)
  • evil_twin said on Sep 24, 2007....
    Babe, I don't know if I would have really thrown soup cans at him, but trust me, I would have said something. You don't know if he was just a clueless creep who doesn't know how to pick up women, or some kind of kidnapping murderer. I'm just glad I was in the store and I hope he saw us together and heard me saying I was gonna kick his ass, and that's why he disappeared. He freaked you out and that was enough to piss me off. But yeah, tossing soup cans would have been pretty funny!

    -Kyle
  • tizzygirl said on Sep 24, 2007....
    omigod!!  That is funny yet very disturbing in soooo many ways!
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 24, 2007....
    that title rocks!

    did you ever wonder if when people say things like that they have any idea how they come off? i mean, weird!

    jeez!

    ed
  • botoni said on Sep 24, 2007....
    Silver...........You figure there are folks who dont know how Fruit of the Looms come off?
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 24, 2007....
    ah botoni...there are some secrets man was not meant to know!

    ed
  • polarheart said on Sep 24, 2007....
    Nursie, that would have sent shivers up my spine!!  Creepy people like that live in their own strange world. . .they think they are charming, but they are just weird. . .this strangely reminds me of some of the applicants to X-Factor!  EEEEWWW!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Sep 24, 2007....
    That's just plain creepy!  I hate it when anyone stands too close to me without my permission.  The fact that he was a creep just ads to it.  I've had a couple of less than charming "gentlemen" stalk me in stores.  It was a little unnerving until I realized that they would be the ones embarrassed when I started yelling at them.  (mostly things like "I'm not interested, back off!" or "Do I need to call security?")
  • hotaka said on Sep 24, 2007....

    Nursie, you never have to start an amusing story like that with an apology that it might be boring. You tell a story well and it was amusing though I am sure it was unnerving for you at the time. Very funny, anyway. If I were Kyle, I would want to find that guy and then start asking him about underwear. It seems like he might know stuff.

    "Hey, buddy. How about them Fruit o' the Loins, eh? Whatcha recommend for a guy with my physique? Got any suggestions for something to help show off my ass?"

  • botoni said on Sep 24, 2007....
    LOL @ Hotaka!
  • nursecutie said on Sep 24, 2007....

    MSstar, I remember that story! Very sad......I know that could happen to anyone and that's scary!

    botoni, this guy was not so much crazy as just creepy!! He had those leering eyes.....ick!

    infernal, your story was really icky too!! OMG....some people are just gross and have no social skills!

    queenP, I am so glad Kyle was there too! I will be careful next time.......I've got my shopping protector!

    Kyle, I guess I just preferred to think of him as creepy and clueless. But he did scare me a little when he was following me around. I think if you were not with me, I would have gone up front to customer service desk and said something. And have them walk me to my car too!

    tizzy, it was funny and disturbing!

    ed, I'm happy you liked my title too! LOL I thought it sounded really funny!

    polarheart, there are just way more weirdoes out in the world than I wished there were! LOL

    uniquely, I hate it when people stand in my space like that too! It bothers me. As soon as I realized it wasn't Kyle, I got away as fast as I could! What is with stupid men trying to hit on you at stores??? It's not a singles bar........LOL

    hotaka, thanks for the encouragement with my writing :) I guess I just worry I'm not interesting enough sometimes! Living with Mr. Perfect Writer makes me self conscious! LOL But your idea on what to do in that situation was really funny!! I would have loved to have seen that!!

  • Mamie said on Sep 24, 2007....
    double EWWWWWWW! I am so glad Kyle was there, I would have freaked if I had been alone. Geez, a girl can't even go to walmart anymore!! Thank God, you are safe! Mamie
  • minniemouse said on Sep 25, 2007....
    OMG!  You have a Wal-Mart stalker!!!!  See, this is why I stay far, far away from wal-mart.....too many creepies.....eeeewwww.....Glad you're ok and at least have a funny story to tell about it!!  :-)  Minnie
  • nursecutie said on Sep 25, 2007....

    mamie, I am so glad Kyle was there too! If he wasn't, I would have had to ask security to get rid of him and walk me to my car or something. He was freaky!

    minnie, I should stay away from WalMart but the prices are so good on stuff!! I'm addicted to the bargains........LOL But this is the downside! The creepy people who think it is a dating service!

  • AshtonTate said on Oct 10, 2007....
    Interpretation from a 41 year old guy.

    You used the term, "
    Ewwwww!!!" and of course you are right.  What else could you say?  I read through your story a couple of times to make sure I got the facts straight.

    It's your blog so write it how you want it but remember others read it and you get dissenting comments, and here is one of those.
    If you want to try to understand someones behavior, try getting into their head not your own.  The creepy guy saw you, wanted to talk to you, and did so.  He was bad at the approach and too old and creepy to be hitting on you, that's all.  You getting all freaked about it is about as goofy as what he did.
    Imagine this:  The creepy guy was just acting creepy and bothering people (hot young girls) while someone else filmed it for YouTube.  If this were the case the viewers are laughing at you not him.
    Also:  Date rape happens 99% more often than creepy guy rape.  Those are the guys you think are all cute and sweet and bla, bla, bla.
    Your Story:
    Not badly written.  I feel ya.  It was just a bit 14 year-old girlish (my niece).  I think "
    Ewwwww" is spelled with 4 w's :-)

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