Found this on one of my other online haunts. Enjoy! Unless,
of course, you meet the criteria in my description. Then you
might want to read someone else.
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When did you decide you were heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good lesbian, gay, or bi lover?
6. Do your parents know you're a heterosexual? Do your friends and/or roommates know?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual
men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male
teachers, social workers, foster parents, etc?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How do they know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. Even with all the social support marriage receives, the divorce
rate increases each year. Why are there so few stable relationships
between heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually
transmitted disease. It is really safe for a woman to maintain a
heterosexual lifestyle & run the risk of disease and unwanted
pregnancy?
14. How do you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust your heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't
you feel that he/she might be inclined to influence you in the
direction of his/her own leanings?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed that might enable you to change if you really wanted to. Have
you tried aversion & other therapies?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual knowing the problems that he/she would face?
Eilan posted on Sep 21, 2007
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Comments
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sweetsoul said on Sep 22, 2007....
Eilan...lol....amazing how silly (and cruel) things seem when you reverse them.
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botoni said on Sep 22, 2007....
EILAN! Delightful post! I m delighted to report that I have no such leanings. Do you suppose a cure is possible for hetrosexuality? Maybe a pill or surgery? -
lioneljay said on Sep 22, 2007....
Bravo! -
Battycat said on Sep 22, 2007....
LOL - Just as sweetsoul said, silly and cruel. -
dyingman said on Sep 22, 2007....
A recent "study" touted by the conservative "Liberty Council" claimed homosexuality was reversible. When you look at the numbers they show up to an 89$ failure rate when working with individuals who volunteered for conversion. These were strongly motivated gay men. If anyone were to succeed, it was these guys. Furthermore, of these 11%, there was no breakdown of how many subjects were bisexuals in exclusively hetero relationships. In the right wing community, homosexuality refers exclusively to engaging in gay sex acts. Attraction is irrelevant. If you wish to have sex with the same sex, but have sex with the opposite sex instead, they proclaim you straight. This is the extent of what they promise with their "cure". A few may actually pull it off... I have great faith in the mind body relationship. A similar effort could easily produce an equal number of formerly straight men turning gay, if they were motivated to do so. *DM -
silverwhisper said on Sep 24, 2007....
eilan, you rock!
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vacantmind said on Sep 25, 2007....
Thank You, I needed a good laugh.
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WindRider said on Sep 26, 2007....
Hey! What do the hetero's get for recruiting, anyway??? They must get something a whole lot more valuable than a toaster oven, 'cuz they are trying REALLY REALLY Hard, aren't they? LOL.
Eilan, this is an excellent and very funny post! Thanks!
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Why?* said on Oct 28, 2007....
My idol! -
silverwhisper said on Oct 28, 2007....
heh...the first church of eilan?
ed
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