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Survivor China

lfbno7 posted on Sep 21, 2007 | views: 809 | Tags: Survivor, Survivor China
The new season of Survivor takes place in China.  As usual, someplace in the middle of nowhere, but this time within the boundaries of China.

One of the contestants is a girl who has piercings in her lips making her look like a tusked warthog.  Whatever.

They brought the contestants to a Buddhist temple and had them participate in a Buddhist ritual with lots of bowing.  One of the girls hated all the bowing.  I mean who likes a lot of bowing?  Another of the girls, who is a radio host for a Christian program, left the temple because it smacked of idol worship to her and it seemed like a betrayal of Jesus.

Jeff Probst explained that the Buddhist event wasn't about worship.  It was about welcoming them all to China.  But the Christian radio host didn't experience it that way and felt like they were making her into a worshipper of Buddha.  And from what I saw, I can easily see her point.  If you bow and chant to Buddha, hey, what the hell does it look like to you?  Fuck that fat bastard.  Hey, at least he's a happy guy, I'll give him that.  His motto seems to be, have that second helping, and as long as you don't get heartburn or an upset stomach, you're ahead of the game, enjoy.  I have no quarrel with that, and he seems likeable enough.  I wouldn't bow to the silly fuck though.  Let him bow to me.

The girl with the nose rings in the corners of her mouth was throwing up.  Her team lost the competition, so they had to vote somebody off the show.  They kept her though, and they voted out an elderly southern gentleman named Chicken because he's a chicken farmer.  Really old son of a gun, probably almost as old as me, surprised he can still walk without a walker.  I'm 56.

When our buddy Chicken learned that he was voted out, he yelled an angry Damn! and the dictatorial Jeff Probst scolded him for it.  That's enough!  or whatever he said.  Sometimes Jeff Probst can be a load.

The main theme of this season of Survivor is exactly the same as every other season.  It is all about titties.  The girls are cute and they got big boobies to look at.  That's pretty much the whole show.  Boobie alert!  There's two more, right there!


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  • evil_twin said on Sep 21, 2007....
    There were some really big boobies on that show last night, huh? That one chick did the entire immunity challenge in her bra and underwear! I'm not saying that's why I'm watching the show, but it doesn't hurt! I didn't like the tusked chick either. I hate face piercings like that. How do you kiss someone with those things on their lips?

    -evil_twin LA
  • wakingharmony said on Sep 21, 2007....
    LMBO you guys are soo funny. Thomas was there on that one too...Wow That Girl has some Boobies!! hmmm which ones lol. and in the beginning when they had to leave their luggage a wear what they had on, That one announces she didn't have on a Bra. Jeff wasn't sure how that was working against her but saw how it could make her  very popular.
  • lfbno7 said on Sep 21, 2007....
    Every few minutes i was going "Boobie Alert!"
  • dailyachesandpains said on Sep 22, 2007....
    Aside from boobies, which I couldn't care about...
     
    If you were EVER to go on Survivor, why would you wear a dress?  Why would you wear heels?  Why would you wear 12 pound boots and not your running shoes?  Why (if female or male) wouldn't you layer yourself with underwear and then swim gear followed by outerwear (t-shirt and shorts, something smart).  Females could wear a bikini or tankini to sub. as underwear under their underwear. 
     
    I think that Chicken Man scared the crap out of everyone when he yelled what I heard as "Hot Damn"!  As far as Probst saying "That's enough" that's typical after he reads the votes followed by "The tribe has spoken."  When he says "That's enough" he's referring to the number of votes. 
     
    The chick with the piercings...she's a pro-wrestler.  Why wouldn't you want her, a strong female?  Second, why would she announce that she makes money? LOL!  The girl that HATES to bow, the waitress from NYC...I see her as the next one to fall ill. 
     
    I'm really interested in Survivor this year.  I hope they get rid of that exile island though. 
     
    Anyone hear any rumors or spoilers?
     
    Daily
     
     
  • evil_twin said on Sep 22, 2007....
    Daily, I read that they did away with Exile Island. Jeff said it sucked and never really panned out the way they hoped it would. Plus, it was boring to film a person alone on an island. I also read that next season will be another All Stars segment....

    -evil_twin LA
  • dailyachesandpains said on Sep 22, 2007....
    SWEEEEEEEET!  Thanks E_T!
    I love Boston Rob....I know, I know...I have to support my home team and I hope he does it again, if it's possible.  Will Richard Hatch be a free man by then you think?
     
    Daily
  • evil_twin said on Sep 22, 2007....
    I thought I was the only person who actually liked Boston Rob! Everyone else hates that dude. But I love him and Amber and watched them on the Amazing Race too. They're so evil together which makes them the perfect couple.

    I do believe that Jeff said the new All Stars would only have players from the seasons aired after the first All Stars season ran. So that leaves out Richard and Rob, which kind of sucks because they'd be fun to watch again.

    -evil_twin LA
  • lfbno7 said on Sep 22, 2007....
    They are making tv stars out of unknowns and they really should mine that by bringing back the most popular or most notorious characters.  It's fun to see, one more time, someone we used to watch.

    I'd like Celebrity Survivor.  I wonder if interesting people could be enticed to go on it.  I suppose some would.  I'd like to see Susanna Hoffs on it, but she has a family and most likely would refuse.  I'd like to see Ozzie Osbourne, Al Gore (what does he have to do all day?), Cyndi Lauper, Mike Tyson, Michael Jackson, Dolly Parton, Crystal Gayle, Goldie Hawn, Chris Rock, O.J. Simpson when he beats another rap, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush after the second term is over, or better yet, while he's president, Jenna Jameson.  I'd watch.  Ani DiFranco too.
  • dailyachesandpains said on Sep 22, 2007....
    I'm just thinking about Donald Trump, what would he do?
    Save his comb over while laying on a bed of banana leaves?
     
    I wouldn't want to be on there with O.J....for obvious reasons!
    Al Gore, he'd collect rain
    Ozzie...Ummm, subtitles wouldn't even be enough
    Mike Tyson, watch your ears!
    George Bush with celebrities...I would love to see that!
     
    Dane Cook, I would love to see him on it.  He'd have people to busy laughing and win it all!
    Could you imagine Paris Hilton?  Oh man!  Now that'd be funny seeing her actually DO something.  Imagine seeing her getting eaten alive by bugs?
  • lfbno7 said on Sep 22, 2007....
    I didn't think of Paris but I'd definitely invite her on the show.  We could use the intellectual stimulation.  Can you imagine the enlightening conversations she'd have with Ozzie?

    Considering your comment about Tyson and ears, I think to tempt him we should invite Ross Perot.  Tyson will be drooling.
  • dailyachesandpains said on Sep 22, 2007....
    I'm CRRRRRRRACKING up over that post!
    All Paris' subtitles would be "like, like you know, like, that's hot!"  Ozzie "whuzusbuzabligns hot"

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