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Someday this post will be found by the spiders and search engines and change some guy's life?

I think it's hilarious!

"SHAGNASTY'S"
Penis Owners Manual
The definitive guide for the male sexual machine...

Note the Warning: Using your privates for anything other than their intended purpose voids all warranties, written or implied.

and the Available Options/Upgrades section.

aeschylus