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One of the things that I've done for my husband for years is make his lunch for work.  Not everyday but often enough that it's become habit.  I usually make the next day's lunch while he's finishing up dinner.  It's a good time for us to talk and laugh about whatever's going on in our world.
 
One of the constants my friends have come to expect from me is that I'm a perv of the highest order.  One of my friends teased me the other day about being a sleaze bag.  He's right.  LOL  It's pretty easy to get me to think about sex.
 
I keep a bowl of fruit on the counter.  Last night the bowl had plums and peaches in it.  I consider both of them to be very erotic fruits.  The perfume of a perfectly ripe peach is so richly voluptuous.  Eating one is a sensual experience for me.  I love the explosion of sweet juice when you bite into it.
 
And plums I think look very erotic.  I mentioned this last night as I was making his lunch.  I said I thought it looked erotic as I held it in my hand and studied it.  He asked me if it looked male erotic or female erotic.  I very matter-of-factly said, it looks like the tip of a man's erection.  I winked at him and said, "And now you can think about that when you bite into it tomorrow."  He never knows how to take it when I say stuff like that. 
 
Hmmm, tonight the fruit of choice may be a banana...


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  • silverwhisper said on Sep 19, 2007....
    mimi, it's such a pleasure to know that i'm not the biggest perv in the room. thank you. :D

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....
    LOL  Rest assured, my friend, that as long as I am around, you will never be alone in your perviness.  :D
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 19, 2007....
    me, a perv?



    [blinks]

    surely you jest?

    :D

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....
    You can't fool me, Ed honey.  Pervs is us. Takes one to know one. :p
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 19, 2007....
    ah mimi, you tell me the sweetest things... :D

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....
    Yes, there's a sweetness epidemic going around...  :D
  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 19, 2007....
    Ok, what's wrong with me that I choose fruit for taste?

    (I always liked sex too!)
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....

    Beyond, I always choose fruit for taste too-- It's just a happy coincidence when it brings out my inner perv.  :D

  • silverwhisper said on Sep 19, 2007....
    is it still an inner perv, mimi? :D

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....

    I'm not really a perv-- I just play one at SoulCast.  ;)

    I do know how to behave myself when I have to, mr. smartywhisper.  :D

  • polarheart said on Sep 19, 2007....
    Oh, you naughty, naughty girl, you!!  Make me blush you do! LOL 
     
    I sometimes wish I can be so open (I mean here at SC). . .its a good thing :-)
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 19, 2007....
    yes, but here you don't... :D

    ed
  • MissMimi said on Sep 19, 2007....
    Polarcakes, yes, I am naughty, and thoroughly unrepentent.  ;)
     
    Precisely the reason I like it here, Ed. :D
  • CreativeWoman said on Sep 19, 2007....
    I have been fruitless lately.  Maybe I need to rethink that.  You guys are having too much fun.  ;-)

    CW
  • uniquely-ironic said on Sep 19, 2007....
    LOL. I love that you see the sensual side of fruit.  I admit that every time I eat a banana it side tracks my mind.  I abhor the idea of putting them in a blender. ;)
  • simplyklo said on Sep 19, 2007....
    LOL!  I enjoyed your post ... sometimes I think I'm just out there with some of my sexual thoughts and fantasies ... I'm glad I'm not the only woman out there with her mind in the gutter!!!
  • queenparanoia said on Sep 21, 2007....
    oooohhhhhhh missmimi is a tease... i like it!! shows the fun side of you!!!=)

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