This place seems really quiet these last few days, doesn't it? I know weekends are always dead, so I guess I'll just be content to talk to myself today. I also wanted to update everyone about some of the happenings in my life. Especially about some of the crazy people I've come in contact with lately.
Update One--Crazy Sue:
I have not seen her since the night she asked me about the lights, but I know a bit more about her. I was at the gas station on the corner the other day buying a pack of gum. And while I was in line, this guy was talking to the woman at the counter in front of me. And he was asking her if she'd seen Sue lately. She said no, and wondered, "isn't she still in jail for throwing Tim out of his truck while it was moving?" Bingo! Sue and Tim. This has to be the same Sue and Tim of 'Sue and Tim 4 ever' drawn on my driveway! And apparently she's a regular customer of the AM PM market.
My curiosity was piqued so I had to ask them if this was the crazy lady who likes to draw pictures on my driveway. They both started laughing and said, "yup, that's Sue." Maybe this is why she's giving peace offerings to my car and asking it not to hurt her? Perhaps she thought Tim's car was possessed and that's why she tried to throw him out of it? Who knows?
But I was told that she was bi-polar and schizophrenic and used to live in my neighborhood. But that was about 5 years ago. She used to be married too, but she went insane and lived on the streets after that. Tim is not her boyfriend either. He was a volunteer from a care facility for mentally incapacitated people. But I'm guessing he gave that job up now. At least in regards to her. But at least I know a bit about her now. And I'll be keeping my distance, thank you very much. I don't wanna get tossed out of a car for trying to help her out like poor Tim.
Update Two--Mr. Bad Script Writer/Teenager Lover:
I did not wait for him to email me, I just emailed him first. I told him that I was unable to finish the script he gave me, because the typos were just too bad. And I suggested that he get a proofreader or an editor, before he gave the script to anyone else. He wrote me back and said he was sorry about the typos but he figured I'd still understand the plot. Maybe. If I tried real hard. But I know for a fact that anyone who seriously looks at scripts for a living, would throw this in the trash after about 2 seconds. Hopefully he takes my advice, but if he doesn't, that's not my problem.
And incidentally, I looked at his My Space page because I was curious. He has a blog there. And you know what? He's funny. In fact, some of his blogs were great. And nothing was misspelled either! WTF is up with that? He'll take the time to make sure his My Space blog is well put together, but a script he wants to sell? Typo city. Makes no sense to me. But he did spend far too many blogs moping about his lost love and how much it kills him to see her everyday at work, and not be able to love her. Gag. I forgot to mention that they work together. And he was actually clinging to the hope that they had a future because she smiled at him and said, "how have you been doing lately?"
He insisted that this meant she still loved him, or otherwise, why would she ask him that? Grasping at straws, my friend. No wonder he likes teenagers because he is one. At least in maturity...
Update Three--Brad, the brother in law from hell:
He called me today. I was forced to speak with him. Sure, I guess I shouldn't have answered the phone when I saw who was calling, but for reasons unknown to me, I picked it up. And he said he didn't think I'd be busy since it was Saturday. And he was right. I wasn't. I was bored out of my mind, to be honest. So just for kicks, I spoke with him. But it was kind of a boring conversation at first. Like I mentioned before, we have nothing in common.
And I think when he starts to realize this, is when he brings out his freaky side. The conversation lulled and I was actually surfing the internet and not really paying attention to the fact I had a phone stuck to my ear. And then he asks me what I'm doing because I seem distracted. I told him I was looking at stuff on the internet, and he immediately asked me if it was porn. Uh, no. Why would I look at porn while I'm talking to him? That's scary!
When I said it wasn't porn, he didn't believe me. And he actually gave me a website he knew by heart and told me to check it out. Ugh. I think not. But by the interesting title, I'm inclined to think that this is where he gets his ideas from. Let's just say it had something to do with group sex. And I asked him if he was still trying to get me interested in that, because it wasn't gonna happen.
He just laughed and insisted he was kidding before. Remember? He said he was kidding. But then I asked him why he'd give me this website to look at. His answer was that he figured I'd like it. And then he asked me if I was repressed or something because why didn't I like to talk about sex? According to him, this is what guys do.
True. Sometimes we do. But for starters, I barely know him. And also, I don't particularly like the way he talks about it. He makes me uncomfortable. And I told him that my friends don't usually tell me their favorite porno sites to visit. It was weird. But then after I said that, I did remember that my friend Ty sent me a porno clip once. But that was for scientific purposes. The girl in the video looked like the girl who works at this Starbucks we always go to. He wanted to see if I thought it was her or not. And just so you know, I think it was.
But that's totally different because Ty is my friend and he never asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with him before. Even in jest. Because that's just not how I roll. <--Isn't that a stupid statement. Brad used it. He said he liked to talk about sex because, "that's just how I roll..."
I'm pretty sure I'm never going to like him, but at least I made a small effort. Then I told him I had another call and had to go. Why am I so nice? I really should have just told him I didn't want to talk to him. Or not answered the phone. Next time, I won't. I'll just ignore it. But I was just curious what he'd say this time, so that's why I picked it up. But unfortunately it wasn't interesting enough to warrant me doing it...
So there you go. You're all updated now. Not sure if anyone really cares, but I did it anyway. Now I really need to find something else to do until Nat gets home from work....
-evil_twin LA
evil_twin posted on Sep 15, 2007
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botoni said on Sep 15, 2007....
Harumph! You missed the opportunity to to introduce Brad and Elfie! You missed an opportunity to fix up Mr. Bad with Sue! What ARE you thinking? -
the_infernal_optimist said on Sep 15, 2007....
Crazy Sue is crazier than I thought! Wow!
And I dislike "'cause that's how I roll" too - there are few catchphrases I detest more right now.
~Infernal
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evil_twin said on Sep 15, 2007....
botoni--I'm sorry I failed to fix people up! I'm sure I'll get more opportunities in the future! :-P
infernal--She's scary crazy isn't she? And that phrase? I hate it too! It's so stupid. Brad is the first person I've known who has actually used it and not been mocking it. I guess I'm not surprised!
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botoni said on Sep 15, 2007....
Maybe the three of them would like a hook up together? -
lfbno7 said on Sep 15, 2007....
Crazy Sue is "bipolar and schizophrenic". The big two. And she sounds like another big victory for our psychiatric establishment. I think that we don't yet understand mental illness to any great degree. I think there are probably a thousand different mental illnesses, not just the few we know of, and there are probably effective approaches to handle them. Someone else had a post about going into a time machine. I think if we go into the future we'll see that the doctors of the future can turn Crazy Sue into normal Sue. I just wish we were devoting more effort into research, to speed up the process.
Something's not clicking in that head of hers. She's getting too much of something or too little of something. Something needs tweaking. Maybe she needs a gazillion units of niacin. Maybe she needs more lithium. I bet it's something chemical like that. And the pediatrician of the future would take one look at Crazy Sue when she's 14 years old and prescribe what she so obviously needs, after doing the tests that show where her chemistry is at.
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minniemouse said on Sep 16, 2007....
I must have missed the first Sue installment....I'll have to go back and check! Sounds interesting.....The brother-in-law.....I just shake my head when I read about it.....his social skills need some work!hope you had a good weekend! :-) Minnie -
nursecutie said on Sep 16, 2007....
That's how I roll!!!! LOL! What a dork! I am w/Infernal on that one. I hate that phrase! It is so dumb..........of course Brad would say it!
Crazy Sue is scary now! It is ok to be crazy and funny, but to throw someone out of a car??? Freaky! LOL
I'm sorry you were bored yesterday, honey. If it's any consolation I was bored too!! But at least you were not working like me!
xxoo natalie xxoo
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dailyachesandpains said on Sep 16, 2007....
Oh wow, what an update!Mr. Bad Script Writer:Did you tell him that it's a rip off of sorts of what's been done? You have to break it to him...really.Crazy Sue: She needs to be hospitalized.Brad: Sorry, is he the BIL to-be? Or is he married to someone in your family? Maybe he's just trying to get to know you better?That could be how he rolls when getting to know people! LOL, sorry.Daily -
evil_twin said on Sep 16, 2007....
botoni--That's a scary thought!
lfbno--You have a wonderful point. She does need help. But the problem with a lot of people like her, is that they don't want the help. They don't think they need it. And getting them to take their meds is the hard part.
minnie--Yes, I've written about the Sue saga a few times. She's a character! And the soon to be brother in law definitely needs some new social skills! I just don't wanna be his teacher!
cutie--It's okay. I managed to entertain myself most of the day. I was just glad when you got home!
daily--I should have told Mr. Bad Script Writer that he was ripping off someone else's material, but I figured he wouldn't listen to me anyway. If he actually pays someone to edit his work, they can tell him! And Brad is the brother in law to be. He's Natalie's sister's husband. No blood relation, thank God!
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queenparanoia said on Sep 16, 2007....
kyle among the three i think youre brother in law is scarier of them all!!! because now he's related to you!!! be careful... -
kruuyai said on Sep 16, 2007....
That was fun to read. You're right... it has been deader than Bob Marley around here this weekend. Thanks for brightening it up
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gingersoul said on Sep 16, 2007....
ETweenie.....i am laughing my thong off...lol...
First of all.......Brad....yep, its weird that he was thinking you were surfing porn WHILE talking to him. Does he have something he needs to tell you?? Thanks Goodness you two are not related....next time..dont pick up the phone...surf porn for real instead...lol...
Second....Crazy Sue...i agree with Daily and LFb.....that woman needs to be hospitalized.......
Third....Brad...ok, so is she asks him how is the wether he will think she is planning a romanctic week end with him? This is third grade level...lol........
Keep us update, please!
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RollingC said on Sep 16, 2007....
wow...bipolar and schizophrenic....what a combination....poor lady needs to institutionalized.
The brother in law is a necessary evil for the sake of the family...I feel for you. And as I don't know anything about script proofing I don't know what to tell you.
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pickersplock said on Sep 16, 2007....
CRaaaaaaZY! This reminds me of when I was blogging at the library and I encountered;Dirty Girls GuyandFace Torture Guy -
evil_twin said on Sep 16, 2007....
queen--Sadly, number three is the one I have to see again!
kruu--It has been really dead! I wasn't here too much today, but a quick glance shows not many other people were either!
ginger--I agree with everyone else. Sue needs to be hospitalized. But from what I understand, that's not so easy to do. Not unless she does something really drastic. Although, tossing someone out of a car would qualify! But I guess they let her go eventually, because she's back. And the guy who thinks that girl loves him because she asked him how he was? He's just laughable! I kinda feel sorry for the poor delusional sap.
rollingC--I know, that poor lady has two of the worst conditions. I don't know if she has any family that could help her either. I don't know what happened to the husband she used to have. And I guess I'll just have to stick it out with the Brad situation. I just won't answer the phone next time!
pickers--I read that blog you posted. That one guy sounds really creepy! Face torture? What does that even mean? I don't think I want to know. That's just wrong and disturbing!
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silverwhisper said on Sep 18, 2007....
kyle: 1) crazy sue, completely wacko, 2) what a gorrammed twit! 3) seriously, check your gorrammed caller ID in the future!
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evil_twin said on Sep 18, 2007....
silver--I did check my caller ID! But I kinda wanted to talk to him just to see what he'd say this time. It wasn't really worth it though! -
silverwhisper said on Sep 18, 2007....
oboy...i've had conversations like that too, i know what you mean--you keep thinking to yourself "is there anything in this conversation that isn't gonna make me regret saying 'hello'?"
ed
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