You'd think the businesses out their doing e-Marketing would get more sophisticated in terms of targeting prospects.  Almost daily I get e-mails offering discounts on Viagra and some other prescriptions that help with erectile dysfunction.  Hello!  I do not have erectile dysfunction!  I'm not just saying that either ... I don't have a penis, I am a woman!!!!  And Viagra?  Well, why would I want to keep an erection longer when again, I don't have erections?!!!

 

I am single - get it, single.  I am not married, no boyfriend, no male friends or relatives living with me.  It's just little ol' me and my two daughters.  Okay, I do have a cat and a dog and they are both male.  Sickos!!!!