An elderly couple, a man and his ever nagging wife, went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the woman died.

The man was given two choices regarding her burial.  She could be shipped back home for burial, which would cost him $5,000.  Or she could be buried in Jerusalem which would only cost him $100.

He chose to have her shipped home for burial.  When asked why, he explained that long ago a man was buried in Jerusalem, and three days later he arose from the dead.  The old man just couldn't take that chance.