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Okay, as a single woman in my mid-30s I can admit, I have needs!!!
 
What do I need though?  Well, sex would be great, but since I have had a series of bad relationships I would settle for getting off and hearing what I want to hear ... no lies, no strings, etc.
 
So, I've come up with a new invention.  What if you could select a voice and an accent if you like for your vibrator?  Yes, a talking vibrator!  Not only that though, you could select in advance some lines you want it to use on you ... perhaps you want to hear Brad Pitt say, "Oh Baby I love being in your pussy" ... or you'd like a random Australian Babe to tell you how hot your body is ... even better, you want to hear San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, or some other hot public figure talk dirty to you and then lose all control and cum "Oh fuck, ahhhhhh!"
 
Well, that would be my wish ... don't get me wrong, it's not like I miss a man's body, but I can get off with a vibrator.  And to have it talk to you but only say what you want to hear ...
 
What do you think?  Who's voice would you want to hear?  (Shhhh ... your husband won't know if you say someone else unless you tell him!)


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  • easyman4 said on Sep 07, 2007....
    simplyklo,sounds good but now if this is your true idea .NOW ITS NOT IT IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF MENY THAT CAN MARKET IT.no i was not screaming at you.rule of thumb is keep your mouth closed and get a patent on it or at least apply for one.you can go to the web site and apply for one yourself or have an invention company do it for you.here is the web site.uspto.gov .you know there is a lot of adult products on the market and your idea will be the next one and you will be the one that says ha that was my idea.good luck
  • wild-ting said on Sep 10, 2007....
    Ok, I'll invest. Who can work up a prototype?

    -WT
  • easyman4 said on Sep 11, 2007....
    find a company that markets adult products. or an invention company and dont forget to sign a nondiscloser form .go to google and type in manufactures of adult products. good luck,as i said you already gave it away.good luck in all you do

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