How great is ||{1}||? Talk about copying the fast food model down to a tee. I mean, why not just advertise the damn business as "Fast, fatty and fucking expensive!" How lazy do they want us to get? How about we get fatter, burn more fuel and pollute the air as we drive thru to get coffee, then drive like a jackass with a cell phone and hot latte in both hands and then crash into each other?
They know they're not just coffee dealers. They're fast food-loving obesity-fuelling corporate greedy bastards who don't care for our well-being in anyway.



