• secretlife said on Aug 23, 2007....

  once when i was a freshman in college i put a cinderblock brick thru the windshield of an ex boyfriend's car and it sat in the parking lot....i also deflated all 4 tires.
   
  take my word, he deserved it.

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 23, 2007....

  SL - remind me to never get on your bad side.

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 23, 2007....

  SL - But I like the way you think!!! :)

• silverwhisper said on Aug 23, 2007....

  i've taken vengeance myself once or twice, and you know what i found? it really wasn't worth it. that experience has helped me keep my temper in check a lot.
  
  ed

• wombat said on Aug 23, 2007....

  Never went that far, but I did get in a "mad dark mood" and threw all his stuff on the porch, then drove like a maniac to where he was at someone's house.  I proceeded to toss everything of his inside the car out onto the driveway--including his co-worker's stuff out into the yard there.  Then I went home and locked the door.  He came home after midnight, begging to get in, and all his clothes and every personal possession was locked out with him.  This was a bf, and I should have done it sooner.....

• nursecutie said on Aug 23, 2007....

  I have never done something as horrible as this!!! Yikes!! But I have exacted some revenge before...........
   
  One time I let all the air out of someone's tires.........he deserved it! LOL
   
  But my most childish revenge was to throw fresh cat poop on someone's front door. These guys who used to live above me at my old apartment would spit chewing tobacco all over my car!! So one night I waited for one of my cats to poop, put on a glove, scooped it out, and flung it at their front door.
   
  *hides in shame*
   
  it actually felt good though..........does that make me horrible? LOL
   
  xxoo natalie xxoo

• evil_twin said on Aug 23, 2007....

  The tags on this post are frightening! :-P I've never hurt anyone for revenge. I did however do something really gross to my brother one time. I dunked his toothbrush in the toilet. It's tried and true and guaranteed to gross someone out. Especially when you give them a Polaroid of you doing it, AFTER the fact.
  
  Nat, you really threw cat poop at someone's door?! Our neighbors better watch out! :-P
  
  -evil_twin LA
  

• ZsuzsiO said on Aug 24, 2007....

  i guess I am not as commited to my emotions as all of you are. My big one is to show my ex the door, not letting him him in when he was bagging in front of the window.
  This time, when I got hurt, I've posted a blog about how I "cheated" knowing that he reads it.
  Now that was actually stupid of me. Never admit cheatings. Ever. It's stupid.
  But it did leave me feel good and I know it hurts him where it hurts the most. His ego.

• botoni said on Aug 24, 2007....

  The emotion is a very familiar one to me. Flaming someones penis has never occurred to me and now that I ve heard that it will nestle in my bag of revenge artillery. Damn it! Of all my character flaws vengeance is the ugly one! Now you ve gone and triggered a thought that maybe I should blog about some of my more dramatic ones. Damn it! I m going to feel guilty for days till I do it.

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 24, 2007....

  SW - vengence never does make us feel better enough to offset the guilt
   
  wombat - I'm sure he deserved it
   
  nurse - Nice game plan on the revenge.  I hope those idiots got the message.
   
  Z - it's more fun to keep them guessing.
   
  botoni - so I guess you and I think alike in this regard.
   
   

• slirpuff said on Aug 24, 2007....

  My wife was cheating on me with my then
  best friend. Everyone knew but me and no
  one said anything...
  The XMAS before, I had bought her a lot of new
  intimates to jump start our sex life... or try to..
  Well maybe it jump started theirs...
  I took everything I had purchased and put it into
  the BBQ grill, douced it with lighter fluid and
  torched it all....
  Took all her clothes and such and put it all in garbage
  bags and left it on the front lawn of the apartment she
  was staying at ... "to find herself"...
  I let her file becaused it saved me money on attorney fees.
  I hope to one day dance the jig on their graves... still bitter...

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 24, 2007....

  slirpuff - I think I'd feel the same way.

• destinydiva said on Aug 24, 2007....

  ouch....  ouch...ouch....   reading that hurt me!!  and I dont even have a todger!!  I'd love to see the guys as they read that news story!!!  ha ha .....oohhh evil thoughts....I can imagine my ex in the same position!!!  ha ha
  no I wouldnt do anything that terrible :-)
  

• exhibit_c said on Aug 24, 2007....

  "acrimonious co-habitation"
  
  A phrase to ponder.
  

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 24, 2007....

  destiny - I don't think I'd do anything like that either, but some days it's fun to think about.
   
  exhibit c - the legal term for war of the roses.  I heard the same phrase used to describe the relationship I have with my mother, but I don't think I'd set her on fire.

• destinydiva said on Aug 24, 2007....

  yeah, defo unique!!!  lol :-) I can understand your frustration too, dont let it eat away at you (i should heed my own advice huh?  :-)  hope your doing ok :-) xx

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 24, 2007....

  destiny - ok isn't exactly the word I'd use, but I'm definately coping.  I am surprising myself at how well I'm adjusting.

• Mamie said on Aug 24, 2007....

  No I would never physically do something for revenge. I would call my girlfriends though and let 'er rip talking the talk and it would be funny!! I would pontificate and likely pace while yelling all the horrible, sarcastic things I could think of. Then I would put my shoes back on and go volunteer with a nun or something and be like, so, Sister, how was YOUR day? (blinks innocently).

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 24, 2007....

  Mamie - LOL, you are the bomb miss mamie.

• destinydiva said on Aug 24, 2007....

  lmao mamie :-)  xx

• silverwhisper said on Aug 25, 2007....

  u-i: actually, i find that i can, but it makes me a lesser person for liking it, you know?
  
  ed

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 27, 2007....

  SW - I don't know about "lesser person" but more willing to accept that dark side.
   

• silverwhisper said on Aug 27, 2007....

  not to sound like a pompous ass, but i prefer to stand closer to the light.
  
  ed

• uniquely-ironic said on Aug 27, 2007....

  SW - I'm sure most people do.

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