List of ingredients:

Cheesy garlic bread, pepperoni pizza, Oreo cookie ice cream, and grape snow cone.

Take all of the above ingredients and combine them in one 2-year old boy. Agitate said boy on your knee in 100 degree weather at a ballpark while yelling "Charge" after each dun-du-dun-de-duh. Somewhere around the 6th inning, all of the ingredients will be automatically expelled from your smoothy maker.

If you are feeling like there are too many people sitting around you, this will fix the problem. Instant space.

We started our day at a JC Penney where we went to pick up our pictures from a couple of weeks ago. Faithful readers will remember a post about it taking 3 hours for us to get those pictures taken. That behind us, we went to pick up the picture, anxious to replace last year's pictures with this years.

We got there too early. You have to come in after 4pm to get your pictures. It was 1pm. The pictures are delivered around 3pm and are made ready for disbursement by 4pm. No problem, I said. When we knew we were coming in to get pictures, we bought tickets for a baseball game. The game starts at 7. We'll stop in to get the pictures right before the game. Yes, well, you see, it's, um, it's like this, we close at 3pm today.

Let me get this straight. I drove 120 miles, will spend $65 filling my gas tank, because you told me to come in today to get my pictures but I have to come after 4pm and you close at 3pm?

Correct.

Am I missing something?

You can come back tomorrow and get them.

Yeah, that's convenient. Did I fail to mention the 120 miles of travel I have to do?