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I took the dog out for his walk because i was the first one up this morning.
 
We went out thru the laundry room and onto the deck.
 
Normally I hook his leash on him when i get out on the deck....i'm trying to teach him to stay near me - to heel - and since my deck is long, this gives me 10 or 12 good steps of heeling practice.
 
This morning we made it all the way to my stairs and i look across them and see this HUGE black beetle down at the other side of them.  I'm pretty sure it was dead, although I didn't have my glasses on so I can't really say for sure.
 
Oliver must have seen that beetle at the exact same moment I did because before I could
grab him, he'd taken off in the direction of the bug, and while i stood there in horror saying 'oh no, no no' over and over, he ATE that beetle. 
I could hear the crunching!
BLAH
GROSS
 
Dogs are so disgusting.  After they do something that completely flips your stomach, they want to come over and lick you and tell you they love you.
 
No way was that bugeater kissing me!
 


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  • moonriver said on Aug 11, 2007....
    lol. so you can just imagine my son migz, who loves cats, pampers them, smooches them... and one morning, he found the fresh half-eaten remains of a mouse in one corner of the study room -- while his favorite cat was on his lap licking its paws. migz rushed to the bathroom and threw up everything he ate that morning... :-)

  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2007....
    Secret......My dogs are both kissy licky lovey and then I observe them butt sniffing each other! Yaaaaaaaaaaargh!
  • skald said on Aug 11, 2007....
    Guess it had good proteins lol
  • gingersoul said on Aug 11, 2007....

    LOL....you call that disgusting? My dog licks FROGS!!!!. You know, those little slimey jumping creatures?

    It must be because it rained like crazy last month but i have never seen so many of them around here so during one of our night's walk my dog, out of the blue, sprinted forward and landed on one of them. He gave it a quick sniff and before i could pulled him away he opened his mouth and started to....... lick that thing.....and he seemed to like it too........bleah!...

    Now anytime we walk around he is hunting for them. They popped out from anywhere and he believes its a game. You know..... Lick the Frog ....lol..

  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2007....
    Ginger.....Your dog and I must have a lot in common. I ve kissed a lot of frogs in my life and never a one turned into a prince.
  • mobil said on Aug 11, 2007....
    Dogs have an antseptic mouth or saliva. If I had that going for me I would be sniffing butts and eating bugs too.
     
    Just certain butts though and the bugs would have to be cooked and chocolate covered haha.
     
    Wasn't this conversation about dogs? I sometimes buy eggs from farmers here who have range chickens, they eat lots of hoppers in the summer and it makes the yokes bright orange.
     
    I'm trying to get back to dogs, hey they're dogs. They eat bugs, roll in shit and lick frogs. That's what dogs do.
     
    Ok, I have an idea, the next big bug you and Oliver see together, you beat him to it SL, get down on all fours (oh that's making me horny) and eat that bug before he can get too it. Make all sorts of yucky faces while eating it.
     
    That'll teach him. haha
  • beyondtheveil said on Aug 11, 2007....
    secret- Mine do that. Yummy. One likes to find dead birds (or live) and walk around with them in her mouth for awhile before munching down. Lizards are a favorite. Bugs seem to be great appetizers.

    By the way, you can get toasted tarantulas and scorpions. Chocolate covered grasshoppers and ants. Big fat grubs still wiggling. If you leave now, perhaps you can find a three course dinner for the family tonight.

    Yummy again.
  • gingersoul said on Aug 11, 2007....

    Bottie....i am training him to kiss the frogs for me. One of these days that slimey thing will pop in front of me magically transformed in the man i am waiting for....lol....

    Well, at least i hope it will work in this way....

  • kruuyai said on Aug 11, 2007....
    lol... secret, you remind me of Lucy from the Peanuts gang... "Ewwww, dog germs!"  Haha.... hey, when I was in Thailand, I was served grasshoppers, silkworms, ants and any insect that happened to be flying around in mass quantities that day.  
  • CreativeWoman said on Aug 11, 2007....
    The dogs here on the farm will eat some pretty gross things.  I've seen them munching on cow pies.  No way will they be getting close to giving me a kiss. I don't care how much they bat those pretty soulful eyes at me.  :-)

    CW
  • quietone said on Aug 11, 2007....
    and they say  dogs mouths are more sanitary than human or any thing else...ha let "them"  kiss em then!!  Yuck!!  who ever "they" are. 
  • Suddenrain said on Aug 11, 2007....

    Quiet, that's been proven untrue. The crunchy thing...(shudders) made me crnge with goose bumps. Ick.

     

  • Mamie said on Aug 11, 2007....
    gawd! That is gross! But we love them don't we? Good to see you here, Secret...bugs n' all....xxxxxxxxxooooooooo Mamie
  • lyssa said on Aug 12, 2007....
    reading all that was kinda funny but it is really making my tummy feeling icky!
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 14, 2007....
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but so funny!!! =)
  • secretlife said on Aug 17, 2007....

    moon:  i wanted to throw up too reading that comment!  BLAHHHHHH

    bot:  oh man!!!

    skald:  yes, oliver is outside with me this morning chasing bees and flies.  you'd think i didn't feed him enough protein!

    ginger:  frogs...we have them here too...really they are toads.  but when we get alot of rain (like texas has gotten this season too!) we have them.  so far i haven't seen the dog try to eat one of those....just what i needs...a little frog-licker!

    i was just telling skald that oliver is chasing bees....and i think he just got stung in the snout!  he is so DUMB!

    mobil:  believe me, i'm not getting down on all fours to show oliver ANYTHING!

    LOL!  you're bad.....incorrigible!!!

    beyond:  my stomach is flip-flopping.  you need to join mobil in the incorrigible category! 

    kruu:  yes, i'm a regular fuss-budget!

    better you than me on that meal of bugs!

    CW & quiet:  finally, people who have sense!

    mamie, lyssa, queenie:  imagine having to watch while the dog munches!  i do love the little guy, but i really don't want him anywhere near my face with that tongue!

     

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