F.R.E.D. the Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device known as my computer will most likely face my anger within the month. That’s right "Dead Chip Running!" I can no longer contend with this piece of shit. I have better things to do the reboot this fucker. I am taking your vote on the M.O.D or Method of Destruction. I am not willing to donate it to some computer-recycling program. That shit never works and is just passing off the problem to someone else whom does not need the aggravation. How should it be done? Bat, hammer, ran over or drug by a car? Pistol, rifle or B.F.G. (Big Fucking Gun)? Use your imagination and just assume that I have the resources to do what ever. Yea, even a hit squad of Killer Kangaroos. Their pouches are for concealed carry not their young. What do you suggest as a replacement?
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dreaming_reality said on Aug 14, 2007....
How about this, grafiti on it, then spit on it. Then BLOW IT UP!!Or draw a bullz eye, then shoot it.Or do like you do in the marines just for fun while you're at it!! You can put someones picture on it, like Bush, or your childhood bully, your ex maybe? Dress it up like the enemy, place it somewhere as if it were hiding, then get your get your Sniper Gun and sniper the damn thing!Or you could record your voice yelling, "awwwww...." and let the recorder stick to it, the play it, so while it's yelling, it's being thrown over the cliff!But then again, you could always do the simple, bat or hammer.DR -
ThePainfulTruthBFTW said on Aug 14, 2007....
Oh I’ve spit on it already. I just haven’t spit on it today. Thanks for the reminder! A picture of the ex might be nice, but not Bush…I like him better. I would like to take it to a local range I have in mind and hit it with a .50 caliber sniper rifle, but one of my coworkers has already destroyed a 500 yard line target and got banned for like five years and 50s can no longer be used there. It was funny though! Like the range operators couldn’t tell what the BFG was capable of just by looking at it? Their fascination out weighed good judgment and they just let him go. That’s their fault, not his!
The recorder is good, but probably worth more than the computer. I might mourn the loss.
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dreaming_reality said on Aug 16, 2007....
What about darts?Or draw some nice pictures on it then let your kids color it! LOLDR -
ThePainfulTruthBFTW said on Aug 16, 2007....
Darts, now you might be on to something. Have to go big though. Have you ever heard of a ballista. It’s kind of like a large crossbow. It’s more off a siege weapon actually. I believe Alexander The Great used them to great effect. As for the kids I would bet that they would just like to shoot it out right.
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dreaming_reality said on Aug 16, 2007....
Never heard of it.Well, then go for it!But if you kill FRED, does that mean I won't be hearing from you?DR -
ThePainfulTruthBFTW said on Aug 17, 2007....
No I will wait until I have the replacement. Something is better than nothing. I have a lot to do. I’m trying to get something published and this is just one more roadblock that I really don’t need. This project would be done and on the market by now if it were not for computer issues. One more thing to contend with will be if I have to get a new operating system and change the format that it is currently in. I just smell trouble. I had better make another copy now (if it let’s me) just in case. I will most likely destroy this thing before even hooking up the new one though. Just can’t wait.
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destinydiva said on Aug 20, 2007....
hellooooo how are you? long time no type to you !! :-)
whenever I throw a tantrum and use my nickname...stupid fucking mac!!! it plays up even more :-) smile sweetly at your pc, tell it you still love it and you want to be friends and you take back all the nasty things you called it and it may just work for you in the hope you wont replace it and it will end its days smashed up !!!!
well anythings worth a try right???? :-)
Destiny xx
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ThePainfulTruthBFTW said on Aug 20, 2007....
It has been a while. How are things? Fine here save for like HAL 2000 (from the movie 2001: A space Odyssey) here. There is no tricking this thing.
"Painful…Painful…What are you trying to do to me?" I swear it’s alive.
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lfbno7 said on Sep 02, 2007....
My first computer was a Commodore. That's going a long way back. Then I had two Gateways, and got fed up with them. Then I had two Dells and got fed up with them. My current one is an Imac, and I love it. It is compact (no tower), turns on and off instantly. The only problem is that the browser isn't accepted by some websites so I had to download Mozilla Firefox. And I don't think I can do AOL instant messaging with this. But that's okay, my days of instant messaging are done. Maybe there's a way to do it, I don't know. -
ThePainfulTruthBFTW said on Sep 02, 2007....
A Commodore? Really? I still have one mint condition in the box. I want to saw it’s a 64. I will have to look into the Imac. I have dealt with HP or packaged hell and have a Gateway, but the Gateway is strictly business. I have only had a few computers because I’m so frugal (cheap). I’ll ride them to death before getting rid of them.
Welcome to my page!
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destinydiva said on Sep 15, 2007....
long time no type!!!! again :-)
your gonna have to write something else so I have a new place to type hello!! :-)
xx
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