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My mom has this problem where she keeps getting weird things in her house.  It all started about 3 months ago,  She was sitting at her dining room table and she hears this man saying "ok I am back" from the Kitchen,  now she knows my step dad isn;t home from work yet,  and the voice doesn't sound familiar.  She goes to the kitchen and there is this strange guy standing in the kitchen with a bag of groceries.  he says where do u want me to put these,  as he is putting the bag on th table starting to unload.  She says well ummmm.... I think you are in the wrong house. He says no I just left here,  where is so and so??  She says I don;t know him,  he is not here, you need to leave.  The guy says well maybe he is upstairs, and my mom said, no this is my house there is no one upstairs.  So he said oh well maybe I am in the wrong house!!!  Well DUH!!!  Really?!?!?!?   so he gets his grocery bag and leaves.  Now she says that he wasn't scarey looking, didn't seem drunk, and was a normal looking guy, just confused LOL.  He left and she watched him continue to walk down the road.
 
Then a month ago or so, she was sitting outside on her porch, and she saw something in her windown behind her, she turned around and looked, there was a cat sitting in her window,  she has 3 cats, but this was not one of them LOL, so she went in and got her out.  And on a few occasions,  she has had other cats walk into her house as if they lived there.  they often leave their side door open for their cats to just come and go, while they are home of course!!  I think its time to start closing all doors!! lol
 
Well here is the best one yet, My mom calls this morning at 6 30 AM  I thought something was wrong, she never calls that early.  My Step dad gets up for for at 4 30, opens the side door for the cats to go out, as they are usually in line at the door waiting to go out.  He leaves the door open so they can go out while he goes in to the bathroom.  He comes out and hear "crunch crunch"  coming from the cat fod.  He knew the cats went out, so he goes in there and there are 3 raccoons in there eating LOL.  He goes in my mom's room and wakes her up "Hon, hon,  you need to get up,  we have raccoons in the house"  she says WHAT???  and jumps up so she is standing on her bed.  Now you have to picture them doing this, AMy will be able to,  but for those of you who don't know them,  my mom is 51 and my dad is 57.  my step dad is this 5 ft 6 in. scottish guy,  straight from scotland.  with a bald head, and his accent.  LOL  so they go to the kitchen,  now they are standing in there kitchen chairs with brooms.  poking the raccoons.  2 of them waddle back outside,  1 of them runs to their bedroom,  she didn;t shut the door LOL  So now as they are trying to get it out of the bedroom, one comes back in the house.  They get it out and dad guards the door so they don't come back and mom is in the room.  well now the thing is under their bed LOL so they both get on the bed and jump to try and get it out LMAO!!!  My mom said get him out!! my dad says you stick your f*ing head under there I am not.  Finally the thing comes out and goes back outside.  Phew   what a way to start you day huh??   Now Natalie,  was the bird ALL that bad???  LOL
 
 
PS they don't even live in the ghetto,  they are on a nice quiet back road.


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  • botoni said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Tara.....Picturing your folks leaping up and down on their bed trying to persuade the racoon to leave has me splitting my sides..............and then throw in a short balding Scotsman to boot! Oh my gawd! We need to make your parents into neighbors for Evil and Nat for the movie version.
  • Tara115 said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Rofl,  Botoni~~  Yes I was ying to just picturing them,  Ok they can be in the movie version.  LOL I can't wait for ET to read this hahaha
  • evil_twin said on Aug 07, 2007....
    This was great! I was cracking up over the strange man trying to put groceries away in your parents house! I might have just let him do it. Free food! And I actually have this strange recurring dream where I wake up and find strange cats inside my house! How weird is that? And the thing is, it scares me! I love cats, but whenever I find these strange cats in my house in the dream, it freaks me out!

    And the raccoon thing was too much. That was a hilarious picture you painted! We have a cat door leading to our garage, which was how the bird thing happened. But luckily no other animals can get in unless we left the garage door open. Your parents have had some adventures! I don't know what I'd do with raccoons in my house! Although I did have a skunk eating cat food once inside my parents screened in porch...it came in through the sliding glass door and was chomping away by the built in bar they have out there...one wrong move, and the whole place would be a stink bomb!

    -evil_twin LA
  • amyispretty said on Aug 07, 2007....
    OMG ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They def. need to stop leaving that door open!  When I was first reading I thought you were gonna say that guy w/groceries was a ghost or something.  I can picture your parents jumping up and down on the bed and yelling at eachother.  LMFAO
     
    Ok, and for eviltwin, that's so weird about your cat dreams, b/c the same thing used to happen to me all the time.  In my dream, there would be dozens of stray cats living outside my house, and they scared the shit out of me, although I LOVE cats.  After the stray cat family started living on my back porch, I was freaked out at first, but I keep feeding them, and then....a few nights ago, I had another cat dream.  In this one, a bunch of stray cats were living inside my house, but somehow it was a good dream.  Like, they were really nice and cute, and I was petting them.  I'm hoping this means I faced my fears and I won't have the scary cat dream anymore.
     
  • evil_twin said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Really Amy, you have the strange cat dreams too? That's so funny. I wonder what that means? So far, I haven't overcome this fear yet, because I still have the dreams where the cats freak me out! It never made any sense to me, since I like cats so much. I think maybe it's a fear of the unknown? Like, "how the hell did these cats get inside my house??"

    -evil_twin LA
  • Tara115 said on Aug 07, 2007....
    ET~  Yes she should have let him put goceries in her house,  then kicked him out haha, and the dreams  wow that is weird, I can honestly say, i don't really have nightmares.  Thank god. 
     
    AMI~ LOL I knew you would get a kick out of that.  Imagine  lol
  • nursecutie said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Soooo funny! LOL! I would have died if raccoons were in my house! OMG......I did think the bird was bad, but this is WAY worse!
     
    And the guy w/the groceries??? WTF?? I would have let him put the food away too......LOL I guess me and Kyle are food theives! Where did he think he was, I wonder? Weird!!
     
    The kitties would not have bothered me, but they would have pissed off MY cats!! It would have been a fur flying situation.......LOL
     
    xxoo natalie xxoo
  • Tara115 said on Aug 08, 2007....
    Natalie~ LOL I think i would have died too, the story actualy changed a bit when I talked to my step dad, who actually let them in so to speak LOL. there were 4 of them, 3 were babies, and he got 1 baby out before he woke my mom up, he said it actually rubbed up against his leg and he was talking to it, thought it was the cat until................ LOL then got it out, and went to the pantry and there were 3 momre hahaha. And who knows where that guy thought he was, I told her she should have watched where he went. The cats didn't bother them either, but it was just funny, LOL
  • amyispretty said on Aug 14, 2007....
    I know who you ARE!!!!  BEWARE!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
  • amyispretty said on Jun 08, 2008....
    Ok, it's been almost a yr, time to post another blog already!!  I mean, fuck!  C'MON!

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