My mom has this problem where she keeps getting weird things in her house. It all started about 3 months ago, She was sitting at her dining room table and she hears this man saying "ok I am back" from the Kitchen, now she knows my step dad isn;t home from work yet, and the voice doesn't sound familiar. She goes to the kitchen and there is this strange guy standing in the kitchen with a bag of groceries. he says where do u want me to put these, as he is putting the bag on th table starting to unload. She says well ummmm.... I think you are in the wrong house. He says no I just left here, where is so and so?? She says I don;t know him, he is not here, you need to leave. The guy says well maybe he is upstairs, and my mom said, no this is my house there is no one upstairs. So he said oh well maybe I am in the wrong house!!! Well DUH!!! Really?!?!?!? so he gets his grocery bag and leaves. Now she says that he wasn't scarey looking, didn't seem drunk, and was a normal looking guy, just confused LOL. He left and she watched him continue to walk down the road.
Then a month ago or so, she was sitting outside on her porch, and she saw something in her windown behind her, she turned around and looked, there was a cat sitting in her window, she has 3 cats, but this was not one of them LOL, so she went in and got her out. And on a few occasions, she has had other cats walk into her house as if they lived there. they often leave their side door open for their cats to just come and go, while they are home of course!! I think its time to start closing all doors!! lol
Well here is the best one yet, My mom calls this morning at 6 30 AM I thought something was wrong, she never calls that early. My Step dad gets up for for at 4 30, opens the side door for the cats to go out, as they are usually in line at the door waiting to go out. He leaves the door open so they can go out while he goes in to the bathroom. He comes out and hear "crunch crunch" coming from the cat fod. He knew the cats went out, so he goes in there and there are 3 raccoons in there eating LOL. He goes in my mom's room and wakes her up "Hon, hon, you need to get up, we have raccoons in the house" she says WHAT??? and jumps up so she is standing on her bed. Now you have to picture them doing this, AMy will be able to, but for those of you who don't know them, my mom is 51 and my dad is 57. my step dad is this 5 ft 6 in. scottish guy, straight from scotland. with a bald head, and his accent. LOL so they go to the kitchen, now they are standing in there kitchen chairs with brooms. poking the raccoons. 2 of them waddle back outside, 1 of them runs to their bedroom, she didn;t shut the door LOL So now as they are trying to get it out of the bedroom, one comes back in the house. They get it out and dad guards the door so they don't come back and mom is in the room. well now the thing is under their bed LOL so they both get on the bed and jump to try and get it out LMAO!!! My mom said get him out!! my dad says you stick your f*ing head under there I am not. Finally the thing comes out and goes back outside. Phew what a way to start you day huh?? Now Natalie, was the bird ALL that bad??? LOL
PS they don't even live in the ghetto, they are on a nice quiet back road.



