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Can you stand another Cutie Pie story?
 
She was outside helping her daddy wash the car.  She was in her bathing suit becasue she of course would be playing in the water.  My SIL took advantage of the quiet time and was working on the computer.  The doorbell rang and she got up to answer it, and there she was:  Little CutiePie, in her birthday suit, with her bathing suit clutched in her hand.  And a puddle between her feet.
 
SIL:  Cutie Pie!  Where are you clothes?!  Young lady, did you pee on the porch??
 
CP:  No, I dumped water...
 
SIL:  Oh really.  Well, why is it yellow?
 
CP:  I dunno, it just is.
 
SIL:  You get in this house right this minute, young lady!
 
CP:  NO!!!
 
And she was off like a shot.  My SIL took off in one direction, my BIL ran the other way and they finally cornered her.
 
She is just the coolest little kid.  (And I am soooo glad she's not mine!)


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  • sweetsoul said on Aug 07, 2007....
    lol...never tire of cutie pie stories. thanks for sharing and the laugh.
  • Artemis223 said on Aug 07, 2007....
    This was hilarious!  I enjoy my own nieces and nephews so much - and your're right - much as I love them, I am also glad they aren't mine ;)
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 07, 2007....
    hehehehehe that was so fuuny and cute!!! =)
  • botoni said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Little Cutie Pie is one of my very favorite people in the whole world. I wanna pee on the porch and run around nekkid myself now and then............hehehehe
  • Zayda said on Aug 07, 2007....
    LOL. Mimi, I wonder if CP and my little man are related. He peed in the bedroom wastebasket the other day.


    I love reading your posts about CP; they make me cry with laughter.
  • lioneljay said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Z, did I read that correctly? Your little man used a bedroom wastebasket as a commode? He does have a creative streak, doesn't he?
  • evil_twin said on Aug 07, 2007....
    That's hilarious! Your niece sounds like quite the entertaining child! Peeing on the porch is a new one to me!

    -evil_twin LA
  • polarheart said on Aug 07, 2007....
    LOL!!!  I liked the part about so glad she's not yours!  These kids, when they gotta go, they gotta go :-)))
  • skald said on Aug 07, 2007....
    lol. That was cute.
  • Eilan said on Aug 07, 2007....
    Thanks for giving my husband and me a laugh!
  • CreativeWoman said on Aug 07, 2007....
    I love your Cutie Pie stories!  She is priceless!  Thanks for sharing them.

    CW
  • sweet_rose said on Aug 08, 2007....
    never step in yellow puddles...and NEVER eat yellow snow...lol
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 08, 2007....
    bwa-ha-ha-ha! o god, that's hysterical!

    [tries to stifle giggling cuz it's early]

    LJ: super z blogged it last week some time.

    ed
  • desertsienna2 said on Aug 14, 2007....
    My cats throw up in the bedroom, upstairs and pee occasionally in the wrong place...I'd love to get a third cat..
  • Ceinna said on Aug 19, 2007....
    How cute!  This reminds me of when my own nieces and nephews were wee ones.  I enjoyed them so much and one niece in particular used to pull stunts like this all the time.  Like you, I was glad she wasn't mine, but I was thrilled she was closely related enough for me to witness all her antics!

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