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Dear Fisher Price,
 
Take your toy and shove it!
 
I called several years ago concerning the quality of toys you were selling. I had bought my three year old son every Little People set you had out in stores and within three weeks they were either all broken or didn't work properly. The broken toys were blamed on my son.
 
I might have believed that if he wasn't a hemiplegic! His left arm didn't move and his right arm shook from trying to overcompensate. What do you suppose he did to it? Surely they don't crumble when stared at!!
 
I refused to buy any more of your toys, but my father bought him a PowerWheels Ninja atv. It was his gift for completing enough physical therapy to move his left arm. You can imagine how irate I was when he sat on it for the first time and turned the handle bars and a metal rod snapped making it impossible to turn!!
 
I waited until the following day to call your customer service number just to give myself time to calm down. And I was calm. I politely expressed my concern about the fact that a child could be injured if this happened while riding it. I was polite until I was told that my son must have jerked the handle bar hard enough to snap metal in half. He breaks toys by looking at them and now he is strong enough to snap a metal rod in less than two seconds? Are you freaking kidding me??????? He can barely hold a fork with that hand and you're telling me he snapped metal???!!! 
 
But, I bit my tongue and asked to have it repaired. That's when I was told it would be a week for a replacement part and then had to take it to a repair facility! Perhaps you have never given a child the toy he has been begging for only to have it break before they can even play with it! If that had ever happened to you, you would be overnighting the package and contacting the repair facility yourself begging them to get it in ASAP!! 
 
As much as I wanted to set that POS out on my front porch for you to pick up, my son comes first. I left it on the front porch until the part arrived and it could be fixed. And he did have a lot of fun with it on the few occasions that it did actually work. So, when he was given a real atv this year, I passed the Ninja along to his younger brother.
 
And his younger brother loved it just as much....until he was riding it today and the same metal rod snapped!!!!! And this time someone was driving it....and this time someone did get hurt!! Instead of calling you to send a replacement part and listening to how my tiny little 30 pound son can snap a metal rod, I am setting it out in the front yard with a big old caution sign telling everyone what can happen if their child rides it. I'd hate to see another child get hurt............
 
As far as I'm concerned.... you can take your toys and shove them.
 
Sincerely,
Mother of two little super heroes....


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  • silverwhisper said on Aug 04, 2007....
    MI: damn, that was a quality example of snark right there!

    i particularly liked how you signed this! :D

    ed
  • polarheart said on Aug 04, 2007....
    Mirror, heard on the news here in the UK just this week that FP had to recall some of a certain line of toys (Dora the Explorer) because of the lead content in the paint. . .these toys were made in China.  It does concern one though.
  • mirrorimage said on Aug 04, 2007....
    Ed: LOL well, it is all about quality!! 
    I'm trying to decide if having super hereos means I am one as well? 
     
    polar: at least they are recalling them.... IMO it was always worth the extra money for the FP name on it, that is just not true anymore.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 04, 2007....
    well, it does make one wonder what your super power would be... :>

    ed
  • gingersoul said on Aug 04, 2007....

    Mirror.....as Pollie said....its a perfect timing for your complain......they are recalling thousands of toys for imperfect components.. i would actually send them this letter...take a copy for you and see what they are going to do about it...maybe they will compensate you with money ..who knows...

    Fight for all the little boys and girls, Mirror!!

  • mirrorimage said on Aug 04, 2007....
    Ed.... I think i'll post about it....I know exactly what it should be...lol
     
    GS: ....that little piece of shit is now at the county landfill. NO MORE FISHER PRICE... :D
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Aug 04, 2007....
    You'd think that for the ridiculous prices they want for some of that crap, it could at least work right!

    I'd send that letter. :-D

    ~Infernal
  • mirrorimage said on Aug 05, 2007....
    infernal: Exactly.... they used to be much better quality. I have no idea what happened but I'm done buying them! LOL

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