If the world went crazy ...
- We'd have movie lines such as "You may be my mom, but you're a mom I'd like to fuck."
- We'd have song lyrics such as "A puto from Pluto bought a harmonica in Santa Monica."
- We'd have a black Popeye who eats collard greens instead of spinach.
- We'd have a movie scene where someone uses a toilet and you hear everything.
- We'd have a movie scene where someone uses a toilet and the camera zooms in on what's left behind. (Ha-Ha!)
- We'd have movies with commercial breaks inserted in them.
- We'd have drag queen pro wrestlers.
- We'd have talking vibrators for women. "Gasp! I like your sweet, wet pussy. I want to stay there." "Gasp! Your pussy's so tight." "I can't believe you don't have a man right now."
- We'd have a movie scene with a woman masturbating with insects.
- The whole world would be like Beverly Hills.
- We'd have spitting contests on the sports channels.
- We'd have farting contests on the sports channels.
- We'd have a U.S. president with tattoos and body piercings.
- We'd have a U.S. president who spends at least some spare time in chat rooms.
- A hardcore porno film featuring Dr. Ruth would surface. One scene would have her masturbating with a dildo then licking it while looking into the camera.
- For The Love of Benji would be remade as a porno film.
- A brother-and-sister love story would be a box-office hit.
- We'd have a soft drink named "Caca Cola."
- We'd have an epic movie telling the story of bejesus.
- We'd have an I Love Lucy movie.
- We'd have a Mister Ed movie.
- We'd have a TV show or movie titled My Three Gay Sons.
- We'd have hardcore porno films featuring bag ladies.
