hmmm...where do i start? I'm a myspace whore. In my case, it's a double entendre. Most people my age don't know what a myspace whore is, so I'll define it so you don't get confused. A myspace whore is someone who indiscriminately requests and approves all myspace "adds" or friend requests. It has nothing to do with actual promiscuity other than whoring out your profile to everyone and anyone. In real life, I guess people could label me as a man whore, hence the double entendre. My friends thought myspace was stupid and I was too old for that shit, but now i'm getting the most ass ever! I stopped counting after the first 20 or so girls I fucked and I reckon i'm pushing 50 now. It's really funny when i think of how it all happened because i found out about myspace through my cousin who's in college. It was one of those family holiday get-togethers and I thought he was on some dating site. It turns out he was checking out random profiles of girls on myspace and he said a lot of his friends were on it. He showed me how to join and he was my 1st friend. I remember when i first joined, I really didn't know what to do because I couldn't find any friends. Most of my friends are in their late 30's and I felt kinda stupid to send them an "invite" to join myspace with me. So for the 1st couple of months, I just "friended" random people like bands, actors, and models. Even back then, there were people with thousands of friends, which is pretty commonplace now. I call these people hubs or connectors. I would always try to add these people as friends and then leave a comment to increase my profile's visibility. Some of these "connectors" had their comments moderated so I would usually leave a compliment specific to that person's profile. I got a lot of new friends by doing this and random people started to send me an "add" as well. Within 2 months, I had about 100 friends. I spent lots of time checking out hot young women on the site, but I never thought I would actually get laid through myspace. I look back now and I just smile. :D