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the_infernal_optimist posted on Jul 20, 2007
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[squid-smushes infernal]
behold: calamari con infernal!
:D
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
Shoots Silver with her anchovy machine gun and then ducks. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
oo!
[whips up a caesar dressing]
[bibb (lettuce)-bops u-i]
:D
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
falls to the grown and rolls away from lettuce assault.throws a crouton bomb and covers eyes to avoid crumbs. -
exhibit_c said on Jul 20, 2007....
hides behind a coral reef -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[takes cover behind the same coral reef as exhibit c]
[brushes off crumbs]
[flops flounders at u-i] -
uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
belly crawls to cover behind a barrel of pickled herring as I get pummled by the flounders.laughs and rubs hands together before pushing the button on the sand dabber land mine planted in the coral reef. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[goes flying, propelled by the explosion]
[waits for booby-trap on detonator to drop 200 lbs of starfish on u-i] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
[helps ed to his feet, then menaces him with minnows] :-D
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[takes a five step drop back and twin trout-smacks infernal] -
MissMimi said on Jul 20, 2007....
Looks like a whale of a fight! For cod's sake, be careful! -
beyondtheveil said on Jul 20, 2007....
beyond lays in distance with binoculars, laughing
...and wondering who's going to clean up...
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
[slightly dazed...launches barrage of bluegill in ed's general direction]
Are those feet I see sticking out from under that enormous pile of starfish? Poor u-i...
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
Ack! The punny fish folk have arrived! :-D *waves to Mimi*
beyond: Hey, someone around here has to like seafood, right? ;-)
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[dances back behind the bluegills, carefully leading infernal towards beyond]
[counters with an unexpected trio of tossed tuna] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
[catapults catfish like a madwoman whilst following along with a trace of suspicion and a hint of a plan]
Ow! *bonked by tuna in rapid succession* Nice aim!
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[uses neo-like speed to cavort about the catfish, but like neo, is grazed by one, falling most inelegantly to the ground with a thump!]
[quickly rolls to the side to avoid the last catfish]
[anglerfish-assails infernal] -
MissMimi said on Jul 20, 2007....
[offers Infernal assistance in planning a shock-and-awe salmon salvo]Take that, you trout monger! -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[flogger-flicks mimi to keep her too distracted] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
[angelfish attacks ed to break his momentum]
Quick, Mimi! Help me with this, would ya?
[launches a deluge of dolphins (with help)]
Now, let's stockpile those salmon for an all-out assault! :)
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[sailfish-swipes infernal]
[summons storm of sanddollars]
[smelt-pelts infernal...on wheels!]
oops, sorry--wrong silly post!
:D
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
Aaack! [levels leopard pleco at ed but falls under sand dollar hail]
Hey, it's a good day for fun! :-D
~I
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exhibit_c said on Jul 20, 2007....
[launches flying fish aerial assault]
Bombs Away!
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
Finally wiggles out from under the starfish and starts using sand dollars like ninja throwing stars to nail infernal and silver's feet to the floorAsks MissMimi if she is friend or foe -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
Aieee! [tries to escape aerial assault but can't move]
[offers ed a temporary truce; plots against u-i]
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
runs to sea turtle and asks to borrow his shell for a few minutes -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[accepts infernal's truce and proceeds to squid-squoosh u-i and exhibit c]
:D
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
wearing turtle's shell and leaving the blushing turtle in the corner, I make my way to the kelp forrest.
Catapults a sun fish at silver that lays him flat
Take that, trout smackin' man!
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
[hides behind ed for a while, building up ammo for the next wave] -
silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[falls under the unexpected sun fish]
[struggles in vain to launch a series of salmon at u-i but only gets one out as the rest flop at feet] -
destinydiva said on Jul 20, 2007....
(I'm just sneaking in....shhhh I'm not here.....I'm avoiding being hit by any form of fish!!! :-) just wanted to say that you guys are hilarious...I laughed my ass off the whole way thru this :-)
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[barracuda-bops destiny anyway, just for the halibut...] -
uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
throws destiny the anchovy machine gun to defend herself.
Ducks back behind the kelp forest plants
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
[quickly sneaks in and replaces anchovies with new folger's crystals]
[sneaks back] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
Hey! My cover's not supposed to walk away (or get flattened by sun fish, for that matter :-D)!
You know that's gonna feel like a sand-blasting, Ed - at least we'll smell nice!...Wait...fish coffee...never mind. Eww.
[creeps toward u-i with intent to steal shell]
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silverwhisper said on Jul 20, 2007....
hey, i did say quickly! :p
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uniquely-ironic said on Jul 20, 2007....
squeels when she sees silver lurking toward her and jumps on the passing stingray flying by.
"Where are the reinforcements?!" I wail
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mom said on Jul 20, 2007....
Free Willie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
MissMimi said on Jul 20, 2007....
Mom!! [flings mashed taters at mom] -
mom said on Jul 20, 2007....
*catches mashed taters in her large protruding, enormous, unyielding cleavage* Ha! -
MissMimi said on Jul 20, 2007....
Ooooh! You've been practicing! NO fair! LOL
[gets out the can of ReddiWip, aims at mom and at the last second pivots and shoots whipped cream at Ed's back] Ha!
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
Mimi, you little turncoat! :-D
Fish, mashed taters, whipped cream, and coffee...you know, I don't think I'm hungry. :-D
~Infernal
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hotaka said on Jul 20, 2007....
Blast. That was going to be my post for tonight. Wait. Let me get some fish and I'll be back later. -
wombat said on Jul 20, 2007....
(trout-smacking silver while I get a chance--may be my only one) but mostly having trouble baiting my hook, so will just reach in my cooler and toss a can of albacore (politically correct, even though I love tuna) at the infernal optimist, but not hard enough to hurt. Just a love tap to say hi....and hi to mom and all else... -
wombat said on Jul 20, 2007....
Ouch! You weren't supposed to throw it back, and not that hard! Now I have a concussion! Who am I? Where am I? (Is that a giant pair of boobs full of mashed taters? ) -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 20, 2007....
The poor naked turtle over there is also a medic, wombat - I'm sure he can fix you right up (but you might want to lend him a towel or something first, as he's a little shy). :-D
Hey, hotstuff...errr, I meant hotaka - you're an ally, right? Right?? Uh-oh...
~Infernal
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Mamie said on Jul 20, 2007....
Mamie an d her girlfriends peer keenly thru the glass floor of thier catamaran into the ocean deep...did you hear something? huh, I guess Me neither. pass the sunscreen. -
destinydiva said on Jul 20, 2007....
still LMAO here.... even if I did get trouted!! ish :-)
mom...your back!!! (silver give her a trouting please for being away so long :-)
he he xx
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wombat said on Jul 20, 2007....
(Ripping tee-shirt into towel.... groumbling, but willing to sit down and rebait hook, as I just look at the water, and staunch the blood flow with one hand...) You guys play rough. I knew I should have stayed home... -
kpossible said on Jul 20, 2007....
I'm just an innocent by-stander. I enjoy a good fish fight as long as long as I don't get fish guts in my hair! -
wombat said on Jul 20, 2007....
Come sit by me--I don't like guts in my hair, either... but it is sure fun to watch... Just duck when I say so! -
hotaka said on Jul 20, 2007....
{peering in and looking at the mess, notices mom's boobs and whipped cream}
I'm missing all the fun!
Oh, so that's where my sunfish went. Poor silverW. That's twice in 24 hours he's been walloped by a sunfish.
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wombat said on Jul 20, 2007....
Picks up cooler and runs for higher ground.... be back later to see how fight is progressing....My head still hurts........ -
kpossible said on Jul 20, 2007....
Wait for me Wombat, I don't want to stay here any longer! -
silverwhisper said on Jul 21, 2007....
[trout-smacks everyone] -
wombat said on Jul 21, 2007....
Cool! Just like on Friends, everyone secretly wants that smack on the ass...(Chandler) just an observation....thanks! I can sleep well tonight...(head injury better now......) -
silverwhisper said on Jul 21, 2007....
[trout-smacks wombie]
:D
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mom said on Jul 21, 2007....
Ed- unhand those fish you dastardly doo-doo doodlebug head! *gets the ice
cream scoop and flings taters at Ed* How do you like that for a boobie prize? -
hotaka said on Jul 21, 2007....
{Hotaka appears with a black sailfin blenny, a flame hawkfish, a banana wrasse, a banded snake eel and a black bullhead}
Hey, don't everybody run home now.
{pulls octopus from pocket and uses eel as a sling to fling the cephalopod at silverwhisper}
I was just going to start warming up for tonight.
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Imladris said on Jul 21, 2007....
Just watching out of range, lol you lot, back later to see what's happening. -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 21, 2007....
Dude, I wanna see that flame hawkfish! (Not upside the head...uh-oh...you know, I should probably not give hotaka ideas :-D)
[sneaks up to "borrow" eel]
I'm sure that'll come in handy at some point.
~I
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boyzmom said on Jul 21, 2007....
I just dropped in to see what's going on here. I brought some more fish, a couple of dolphin and some starfish so you can continue this entertaining battle! -
hotaka said on Jul 21, 2007....
Yeah, I was going to use some star fish for throwing but I see someone already used sand dollars for that.
Well, I brought a tuna and a sword fish but these suckers are bloody heavy. I'm thinking of carving up some sashimi. Anyone hungry?
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Perdy said on Jul 21, 2007....
Is now a bad time to mention I'm allergic to seafood? *runs for cover wearing a protective suit*
Muahaha, I'm indestructable! Well.......Unless you all force-feed me ...Then I suppose I'm seafood-screwed!
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travelr712 said on Jul 21, 2007....
Unleashes an army of 10,000 cats to quickly quaf this cacaphony of furtively flying fish - hey, somebody had to clean up this mess! -
mirrorimage said on Jul 21, 2007....
can I just say that you guys freaking STINK!!! you might want to consider opening a few windows with all of this fish flying around in here...:P -
silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[trout-smacks MI]
:D
[cephalopod-clubs everyone else]
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
mirror: hotaka has the fish soap - maybe he's got some Febreeze, too. :-D
[shad-slaps ed]
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[walrus-whallops infernal] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
Bringing out the big guns, are we? ;-)
[beluga-bonks ed]
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[penguin-pokes infernal]
no, just went for a little change-up... :>
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
Ah. /slow upstairs, apparently
[defends with dugong]
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[parries with piranha] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
[raises seahorse shield whilst advancing with Antarctic dragonfish]
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[starfish-smacks away seahorse shield while eel-engaging dragonfish] -
hotaka said on Jul 23, 2007....
Drat. Everytime I have to go to bed you guys start playing around. Fine...
{scoops up two sting rays and throws them like frisbees at infernal and silverW}
...I'll just add my contribution for the day...
{shot-puts Alaskan rock crabs at the dueling duo}
... You know, I wish I had more targets here but everyone comes out to play...
{chucks sunstar at infernal}
... when I am at home catching zzzs.
{hurls sack of mackeral - blessed by the Pope - at silverW}
I'll give you ten minutes to retaliate.
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[neo-dodges the sting ray but catches the still-closed sack of mackeral]
[mackerel-mauls hotaka] -
hotaka said on Jul 23, 2007....
Oh, good job. That's it for me now. I'm going home. Your mother will be herring about this, silverW! Don't expect me to clam up. You wanna be the king of trout-smack, but your just being shellfish. Good mackeral maul, though. Nice technique. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[bows, but remains wary] -
hotaka said on Jul 23, 2007....
{exists with a flourish and shakes pieces of mackeral guts from finger tips} -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
Ewww, crabs! [ducks ray and dodges crustaceans but is hit by sunstar, stumbles backward]
[waves to long-gone hotaka whilst regaining balance]
Glad you were here, man. :)
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silverwhisper said on Jul 23, 2007....
[tilapia-tips infernal] -
kpossible said on Jul 23, 2007....
[ puts crabs in SW's bag so he will get pinched next time he reaches in]
Hi y'all, don't mind me, just passing through...
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 23, 2007....
[hits the ground with an astounding thud; promptly falls asleep (or fakes it...hmmm :-D) on a giant squid] -
silverwhisper said on Jul 24, 2007....
[is pinched by crabs and promptly cooks 'em for lunch]
[sticks a starfish on kpossible's back when she isn't looking]
:D
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 24, 2007....
[is awakened by stench of crabs; looks around warily]
Hey, kp, that's a good look for you! :-D
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queenparanoia said on Jul 25, 2007....
hey... why am i late for this? ;) -
kpossible said on Jul 25, 2007....
Yeah, I like the starfish on the back. I may start a new clothing line featuring starfish! -
silverwhisper said on Jul 26, 2007....
[whale-whallops queen and k]
:D
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botoni said on Jul 26, 2007....
Should oyster things up again or shall i remain koi? -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 26, 2007....
*groan*
You deserve anything that flies your way for that one, Botty dear. :-D
[looks around for fishy weaponry]
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on Jul 27, 2007....
[walruse-wedgies glitterbug] -
Fallyn said on Nov 03, 2007....
*starts to get the giggles*
oh shit.
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Fallyn said on Nov 03, 2007....
*bucket of shrimp down ed's pants*
sometimes simple......is really gross and slimy.
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silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[beluga-buffets fallyn]
:D
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Fallyn said on Nov 03, 2007....
mmmmm caviar.
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Fallyn said on Nov 03, 2007....
*ties ed to a chair with icky smelly seaweed*
thanks for the caviar....*spoons some on a cracker*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
Eww, caviar. :-D
~Infernal
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Fallyn said on Nov 03, 2007....
*laughing* *whispers to infernal* truthfully, i've never tried it.....just thought it was funny. *grin* -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
[giggles]
Good...'cause that's just a nasty concept, IMO. Hell if I'd let it get near me! :-D
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[caviar-clocks 'em both]
:D
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
Now I really need a shower. :-D
[tetra-tickles ed]
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silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[giggles]
[seaweed-smacks infernal] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
[dizzy from dual duels]
[flips flying fish at ed]
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silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[dodges flying fish]
[caviar-clobbers infernal]
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
[yells in disgust and twists behind ed]
Ewww!
[shakes bucket of bream over ed]
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silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[deploys umbrella]
:D
ed -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
[sabotaged umbrella earlier; watches happily as it inverts under pressure] -
silverwhisper said on Nov 03, 2007....
[deploys spare] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 03, 2007....
Gosh darnit! :-D
[lassos ed with kelp rope, tugs him over special grate with updraft of upside-down catfish]
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Fallyn said on Nov 04, 2007....
*pulls the plug, whirlpool ensues* -
silverwhisper said on Nov 04, 2007....
[splashes through the grate and out of reach] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 04, 2007....
[snags ed's arm so as not to get sucked into said whirlpool - and to be in a better position to drop a live trout down his shirt]
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silverwhisper said on Nov 04, 2007....
[commands trout to turn on infernal]
:D
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 04, 2007....
[shrieks in surprise and drops the poor trout]
You have fish-fu now? :-D
[shoves ed into koi pond]
~Infernal
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Fallyn said on Nov 04, 2007....
*builds an ark* -
silverwhisper said on Nov 05, 2007....
hey, you're the one calling me trout-master... :>
[koi-clobbers infernal] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 05, 2007....
What have I done? :-D
[stingray-stalks ed]
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exhibit_c said on Nov 05, 2007....
[seeks striper and grouper for lap dance] -
silverwhisper said on Nov 05, 2007....
[flounder-flails infernal] -
Fallyn said on Nov 05, 2007....
striper and grouper lap dances????? oh my goodness.
*pounding the last of the nails in to my ark*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 05, 2007....
[slides to the floor laughing at exhibit's comment]
[rallies in time to dodge all but the first flounder flail]
[retaliates with roosterfish]
~Infernal
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Fallyn said on Nov 05, 2007....
*summons the torrential rains* -
silverwhisper said on Nov 06, 2007....
[dodges roosterfish]
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 06, 2007....
Does that make you dodgy? ;-)
[walleye-whacks ed in rising water]
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Fallyn said on Nov 06, 2007....
there's still room on the ark.....but only if you guys promise to leave your weapons behind.
*lightening flashes all around*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 06, 2007....
I'll take my chances. [has swim hacks]
~Infernal
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Fallyn said on Nov 06, 2007....
ooooh my. the dedication. *giggling* -
hotaka said on Nov 07, 2007....
[sneeks in with a jellyfish on a tennis racket]
Whooosh - SPLAT!!!
[jellyfish goop showers everyone]
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Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
*laughing* that was at least completely original. -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 07, 2007....
I was hoping you'd show up, hottie! :) It's just not a fish fight w/o ya.
[shakes jellyfish goop from hair, treading water in Fallyn's flood]
[anchovy-assaults hotaka]
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Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
*standing on the prow of my ship with an umbrelly* -
silverwhisper said on Nov 07, 2007....
[teleports in]
[sand-slams everyone, and watches as the sand gets into uncomfortable places]
[teleports back out]
:D -
Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
*safe and warm and comfy on my ship* -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 07, 2007....
[is more than a little perturbed at sand + water in said uncomfortable places]
[lies in wait for ed and hotaka]
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Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
*does NOT have sand and water in uncomfortable places* -
hotaka said on Nov 07, 2007....
[holds up pizza in defense against anchovy attack]
Hey, hey! Lunch!
[grimaces as silverwhisper's sand lands on pizza]
[eyes Fallyn's boat - looks around for a pair of octopus to use to climb onboard]
Ahoy, infernal! Are you looking at my tentacles?
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 07, 2007....
Well, I was going to ask if I could grab one so I could hop on board, but... :-D
[ducks]
Hey, that sandchovy pizza might make a good weapon...I think I saw ed over there. Get him, quick!
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Fallyn said on Nov 07, 2007....
HEY hotaka! if you want i'll lower a rope!....just no weapons!.....maybe you can conjure up another pizza though! one WITHOUT sand on it! -
hotaka said on Nov 08, 2007....
We'll rinse off the anchovies and try again, Fallyn. Actually, I don'T like them on pizza anyway.
As for weapons... come on. I need something to throw. Can I javelin a sword fish from starboard? Knock someone with a hammerhead from port?
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silverwhisper said on Nov 08, 2007....
[peppperoni-pokes 'em all]
[teleports back out] -
Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
nope...no weapons. :P -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 08, 2007....
You could always board without weaps and then catch 'em, hotaka. ;-)
[sneaky grin]
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Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
*smacks infernal on the backside with a salmon* HUSH. my goodness. -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 08, 2007....
[swims a little further out of reach]
I think I just got salmon-spanked, guys! Get her! :-D
[flips freshwater eels onto Fallyn's ark]
~Infernal
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Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
SWWWWOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH
*all the eels slip slide off the ark right on top of infernal*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 08, 2007....
[has crazy hacks and weaves eels into a living ladder]
[boards ark under cover of darkness and waits for prearranged signal from fellow fish-flinging pirates]
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Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
*looking around for fellow fish flinging pirates*
i think you're alone ferny.
*evil smile in the darkness*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 08, 2007....
[giggle]
Ferny?? Fallyn and Ferny, double trouble? :-D
[hides, dripping all over the poor ark]
Dammit, my backup went to sleep and/or is in a totally different time zone.
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Fallyn said on Nov 08, 2007....
double trouble for SURE.
*straps on my night vision goggles*
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 09, 2007....
[casts summon pirate ed] -
silverwhisper said on Nov 09, 2007....
avast, ye scurvy dogs!
[buckles swashes and brandishes cutlass]
[sees the trap]
[swings away on handy rigging line] -
the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 09, 2007....
[curses ed's uselessness in the face of ark-building foes]
[sneaks toward Fallyn with boot-o'-matic]
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hotaka said on Nov 09, 2007....
Banzai!!!
[hotaka swings past with on a rope attached to... somewhere... misses ark. Looks apologetically at infernal and falls into water...
... and surfaces with a vampire eel!]
You won't believe how deep I had to go for this one!
Sorry, Fallyn. But no weapons sounded a little too fishy for me.
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the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 09, 2007....
[grins at hotaka, staying well out of the way of any further attempts]
[uses boot-o'-matic on Fallyn, sending her flying off the side of ark...and right next to hotaka]
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hotaka said on Nov 10, 2007....
Hi Fallyn. I guess you really have fallin' in, eh? Do you need a blow fish our can you float on your own? -
Fallyn said on Nov 10, 2007....
hotaka.......yeah. i fell in. ha ha ha har de har har .
a blow fish eh?? never heard that line before.
*laughing*
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hotaka said on Nov 10, 2007....
At least I didn't ask, "Can you float on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?" -
Fallyn said on Nov 10, 2007....
wow.....
*laughing* ...but you did ask......just now. *grin*
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hotaka said on Nov 11, 2007....
So what's your answer? Wanna spawn just for the halibut? -
Fallyn said on Nov 11, 2007....
*FALLING OVER LAUGHING*
*speechless*
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hotaka said on Nov 11, 2007....
If I knew you any better I'd use this opportunity to stuff a sea sponge in your mouth, you know, just to say I like you.
But I think I had better grab a passing dolphin and get ready for the next assault. Who knows when silverW is going to be back with a pike or a perch.
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Fallyn said on Nov 11, 2007....
*laughing*
a sea sponge in the mouth is a sign of affection????
*laughing*
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Clair_de_Lune said on Dec 29, 2007....
hey, now, nahh don't you folks know fish n fightin don't mix?? :^/ *holds conch shell as peace offering..* -
silverwhisper said on Dec 30, 2007....
but...that's no fun!
[hands clair a seaweed tiara]
:p
:D
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the_infernal_optimist said on Dec 30, 2007....
[bream-bashes ed]
Yeah, that'd be, like, nice or something. :-D
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on Jan 01, 2008....
[clam-clocks infernal]
precisely! -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
A long-overdue blow here, jeez! :-D
[krill-kapows ed]
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[trout-smack!] -
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[sneaks up on the fish smacker and drops a jelly fish into his pants]Ha ha! I get the last laugh! [does evil villan laugh] -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
well, that presumes that i'm wearing undies... :D
[trout-smacks u-i] -
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[reels back from the trout smack, slips on krill and does a spectacular butt plant]Curse you trout smacker!!! I will get even![runs off in search of more seafood to continue the war. -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[drops a few ice cubes down the back of u-i's shirt]
if you say so... :D
ed -
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[squeals from the shock of the cold but grabs an octopus]Take this you tricky fiend![lobs octopus onto silver's face]Good to see you! -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[dodges octopus narrowly]
[grabs octopus and throws back at u-i]
yes, and...? :>
[looks placid]
nice to see you again too, u-i! :>
ed -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
Oh, now we're talkin'! :-D
[slips in for a quick silver-hug and steals ed's trout bucket, retreating to a safe distance]
What now, silver printmaker? ;-)
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[ink cartridge-caroms infernal]
so sorry, what'd you say? :D
ed -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
[looks good splashed with ink :-p]
Though I kinda resent the implication I'm squishy enough that such a thing would bounce off! :-D
I *said*--
[hefts aluminum tower]
--what now, silver printmaker?
[contemplates location of nearest catapult]
~Infernal
-
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[ducks the octopus and lobs a sea sponge]Help me TIO, we need to put the fish specialist down! -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[trout-smacks both infernal and u-i in a single, fluid motion]
[takes a matrix-inspired moment to look good.]
:D
ed -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
You need a Matrix-inspired moment to pull that off, ed? :-p
I'm helpin', Leafy, I'm helpin'!
[teleports behind ed and grabs him by the arms]
Quick, get him! He's strong! I left the sea urchins over by that rock!
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
hey, i can only be so awesome at a stretch, 'ferny!
[trout-smacks infernal so hard she flies back into u-i]
:D -
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[catches ferny and grabs an armful of urchins]we'll see how far your awesome will go![loads the urchin machine gun and starts blasting] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
Hey, watch where you're striking with that thing, ed! :-p
[is conveniently next to a large sea slug]
[gets evil gleam in her eye]
[sea slug slams ed to the ground] :-D
Keep pelting him, Leafy!
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[dodges the urchin machine gun and gets up from the ground.]
[smacks u-i and infernal with their own, fresh trout--as usual...] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
Where do ya hide those infernal (ha, a Ferny funny :-D) things, ed? Super-baggy britches?
And here I thought you were just happy to see us...
[whiting-whacks ed]
~Infernal
-
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
I surrender! I surrender![uses mock surrender to edge close to the whisper and disarms him]Ferny! get him! -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[squid-smacks 'em both!] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
[cusk-clobbers ed with great satisfaction] :-D
Anytime, Leafy! Any excuse will do.
[picks squid ick out of long hair]
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[squirts squid ink into 'ferny's hair]
:D -
uniquely-ironic said on May 21, 2009....
[sneaks off to bed with seaweed in my hair]Good night! (in a whisper) -
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
night, u-i!
[refrains from putting more squid ink in her hair] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
[waves to Leafy]
[is grossed out by ed's inky antics]
Aww man, not the hair! :-D
[drops handfuls of sopping seaweed down ed's shirt]
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[mans up to ignore the sopping seaweed.]
[returns it to infernal, in the guise of sushi nori--but down the back of her shirt.] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
[is impressed by ed's manning up! 'cause eww]
How's that song go? "Anything you can do, I can do better!" :-D
[remains impassive, with some difficulty]
[tuna-tackles ed]
~Infernal
-
silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[dodges the tuna tackle and flings starfish to distract infernal.]
:D -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
Three years' worth of friendship with you has sharpened my reflexes, silver printmaker -- ya gotta do better than that! ;-)
[nimbly dodges starfish, considers setting up a saltwater tank for them]
[decides that sounds like work]
[commences flounder-flinging in ed's general direction]
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[dodges flounder and all other flatfish, knowing better...]
[sics squid on infernal] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
Eeee, not the squid!
[circles around to hide behind ed, hoping squid eyesight is bad enough to make that work :-D]
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
[grins at the idea that squid eyesight is all that bad...]
[mushes flounder down back to infernal's shirt...again] -
the_infernal_optimist said on May 21, 2009....
[was being infernally optimistic and hoping it was the squid equivalent of a little old blue-hair, darnit]
Eww, shrively squid...now there's a thought. :-p
[loses impassive attempt, waves hands and does the "Eww, omg, get it off, get it off!" dance, shaking out back of shirt]
[ponders next move]
Hey, speaking of dances, missed ya at the ball the other night. Maybe you should host next year? ;-)
~Infernal
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silverwhisper said on May 21, 2009....
dance? gah!
[flees!]
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