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Well I only had half an hour so it was a bit of a mission .....but I managed to scramble the kids in the car, face humiliation as I stood in the cue with my Dolly Parton breast... (I noticed the guy behind me...conveniently re adjusted his position to within good view .......so I waved my hand in front of my now rather large breast and pouted "dam surgeon...cant count...I specifically requested double D's..... tut...boobs jobs huh :-)" He couldn't see my huge grin cus he scooted back behind me quicker than the dam bee got in to my bra.... anyways I bought pririton.....(I couldnt remember what you guys said and ended up with benyln at first....luckily the lady asked me....."has your child taken this medicine before"...I explained what had happened (the guy behind me was in stitches laughing) and she explained that I'd asked for a childs cough medicine and directed me to antyhistamines?? ........) anyways, I had about two seconds to get me and the kids ready by the time I got home instead of my usual 3hours of tossing clothes all over the floor deciding what to wear.........I defo could have done with 3 hours because I needed something to hide my abnormally paired pair!
Deciding on hiding underneath a long snuggly cardi....that didnt hide very well........I enjoyed a nice few hours of fine food and time with my family and lots of breast conversation...and lots of stares ........(I really wished that dam bee could have had the consideration to sting both my breasts and I could have been really enjoying it) a few glasses of wine in and I managed to forget the pain and embarrasment of it all, I'd also forget to read the label and priroton and alcohol dont mix very well......now I looked like a drunken half Dolly Parton and was to high on antyhistamine wine cocktails to even care..... but 1 embarrassing exit 6 pints of water,20 zillion lectures from my mum about how I should be more responsible and 1 long car journey (due to 'spew stops' )..... later.... I am home, struggling to see the screen and head is totally smashed :-) (I didnt have time to read the instructions !!!! It did have the desired effect on my boob though........and I am delighted to announce that my breasts are now back in their usual symmetrical state..... :-)


Destiny :-)
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  • wombat said on Jul 14, 2007....
    So you no longer have a"Bee" Cup?  I don't mean to laugh, I once stepped on a bumble bee barefoot.  Not fun at all!  I hope you are ok, and if I had been around sooner, I would have recommended the tobacco, also.
  • rupert7 said on Jul 14, 2007....
    destiny,  thats what i call a bad day,are you OK? I mean totally over the O / D an booze thing?? No stomach pump needed by the sound of it! I am not going to laugh,it must have been horrible for you. I have only ever been stung by a Bee once and it hurt!! ( I would say like hell,but I gotta macho image here!! lol ) And you had all that other stuff on top of the pain! Hope your man won't mind this? {{{{{{{ HUG, HUG }}}}}}  hope  U.  R.  OK now!!! - rupe.
  • boyzmom said on Jul 14, 2007....
    Sorry to hear about a pretty lousy day, but I once was told that putting gasoline on a bee sting would take the sting out of it and prevent swelling- that's the stupidest thing I ever did! It hurts to put gasoline on you skin, especially if you walk around in the sun! I hope you are feeling better now!
  • quietone said on Jul 14, 2007....
    we used mud sometimes and sometimes we used a soaked tea bag.  Watch out for those boob bees destiny!!  glad you are once again even.  :)
  • wombat said on Jul 14, 2007....
    boyzmom:  Funny you should mention gasoline.  My ex told me he got bit by a black widow spider and I said, "Goodness,  Are you ok?"  He said, "Yes, I was mowing, so I just put gasoline on it."  Maybe he knew what he was talking about?
     
    But then again, I should have been the black widow....ha.....
  • Suddenrain said on Jul 14, 2007....
    LOL Quiet and Wombat! Destiny, (giggles and apologizes) I swear if you didn't explain it all in such a humorous way, I wouldn't laugh...outloud anyway. :-P  You have a wonderful sense of humor. Glad to hear your boobs are a well matched pair again. ((huggs you from the side,so no boob contact))
  • DesertMermaid said on Jul 14, 2007....
    Glad that you're better now destiny and that swelling reduced. Take good care!
  • sweet_cookie01 said on Jul 14, 2007....
    destiny aint that feel good?!....  well i am happy that your boobies are now back in their bubbly self!...giggling....
  • blastfromthepast said on Jul 15, 2007....
    YEOWWWW!!!!  I know exactly how that feels!  It happened to me as well, while I was riding on the back of a motorcycle.  The bee hit my helmut and fell down my shirt.  It landed right on the nipple of my right breast, and stung me!  While we were doing 75 km!  We almost dumped the bike because of me trying to get the damned thing out of my shirt!  It's funny now, but it sure as Hell was NOT funny then!  You have my sympathies.
  • destinydiva said on Jul 15, 2007....
    thank you all for your comments.....  I would reply individually but I have woke up with the worst hang over ever..... your comments made me smile though.....  what a weekend!!!!
    I'm sure I'll find this whole disaster  funny when the hangover ends...   :-)

    Destiny x
  • scipio said on Jul 15, 2007....
    O.K. now relax and listen to "The Flight of the Bumble Bee"
  • destinydiva said on Jul 15, 2007....
    ha ha ha scipio....I dont ever wanna listen to that....I think I been traumatised for life!!!  lol


  • scipio said on Jul 15, 2007....

    O.K. then how about the old Monkees hit - No Milk today !!  Ha ! ha!

    Please apply some cold cream to soothe and heal the boobie......

  • evil_twin said on Jul 15, 2007....
    I'm glad that your boobie is better! But yeah, next time, don't mix medicine with booze! Hope your hangover gets better :-)

    -evil_twin LA
  • destinydiva said on Jul 15, 2007....
    lol scipio .....wahey were the monkeeeeeeeees!!  I love the monkies :-)

    evil...... thank you...I'm making a slow recovery ....  still smiling tho :-)

    Destiny x
  • jadestar said on Jul 16, 2007....
    Well, I was going to ask......how's your head now? but I see you answered that a few comments up. Hope that by the time you're reading this the hangover has passed. At least you made it home safe.
    Has mom forgiven you yet?
  • destinydiva said on Jul 16, 2007....
    I still have a tender breast :-)   ha ha just my luck hey??
    but hangover has eased off......  I'm avoiding my mum till about Tuesday....  she'll have gotton over it by then :-)

    Destiny x
  • jadestar said on Jul 16, 2007....
    oh, you're lucky - she's one of those that gets over it quickly      :-)
  • scipio said on Jul 16, 2007....
    Glad to know you are fine and better now. No more ' boobie blues'

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