destinydiva posted on Jul 14, 2007
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Well I only had half an hour so it was a bit of a mission .....but I managed to scramble the kids in the car, face humiliation as I stood in the cue with my Dolly Parton breast... (I noticed the guy behind me...conveniently re adjusted his position to within good view .......so I waved my hand in front of my now rather large breast and pouted "dam surgeon...cant count...I specifically requested double D's..... tut...boobs jobs huh :-)" He couldn't see my huge grin cus he scooted back behind me quicker than the dam bee got in to my bra.... anyways I bought pririton.....(I couldnt remember what you guys said and ended up with benyln at first....luckily the lady asked me....."has your child taken this medicine before"...I explained what had happened (the guy behind me was in stitches laughing) and she explained that I'd asked for a childs cough medicine and directed me to antyhistamines?? ........) anyways, I had about two seconds to get me and the kids ready by the time I got home instead of my usual 3hours of tossing clothes all over the floor deciding what to wear.........I defo could have done with 3 hours because I needed something to hide my abnormally paired pair!
Deciding on hiding underneath a long snuggly cardi....that didnt hide very well........I enjoyed a nice few hours of fine food and time with my family and lots of breast conversation...and lots of stares ........(I really wished that dam bee could have had the consideration to sting both my breasts and I could have been really enjoying it) a few glasses of wine in and I managed to forget the pain and embarrasment of it all, I'd also forget to read the label and priroton and alcohol dont mix very well......now I looked like a drunken half Dolly Parton and was to high on antyhistamine wine cocktails to even care..... but 1 embarrassing exit 6 pints of water,20 zillion lectures from my mum about how I should be more responsible and 1 long car journey (due to 'spew stops' )..... later.... I am home, struggling to see the screen and head is totally smashed :-) (I didnt have time to read the instructions !!!! It did have the desired
effect on my boob though........and I am delighted to announce that my breasts are now back in their usual symmetrical state..... :-)
Destiny :-)
x
CreativeWoman
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Tags: fun, life, =D
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