......Riddle me that,
I went through some changes, I’m almost fat
For months I complained, and complained and complained.
This month was no different, I should be ashamed.
I started to get grumpy, I took on poor cops.
That’s when I realized the red wagon’s on stops.
I ate eight hot dogs, I thought’s a worm,
It was actually a tadpole, a teeny ol’ sperm.
Got more cramps on Friday, took a test on Sat.
Spouse made a joke, said my ass is getting fat.
Went to doc on Sunday, for yet another test
Told the whole family, they though we’re the best.
A blood test yesterday, some Vitamins today,
In 270 days, this all goes away
I said my world was evolving, I just didn’t know how,
Can anybody tell me, what the rodent’s rambling about now?
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