a good friend mentioned a discussion he created elsewhere that i thought was pretty funny and i thought we might have some fun with here. yes, i'm shamelessly borrowing it for those who recognize it from elsewhere.
the game is simple: finish the following sentence in a fun way. embellishments, exaggerations and outright fabrications not only encouraged, but specifically requested.
"my cock is so big..."
as an example: my cock is so big, i have to wrap around both legs when getting dressed.
what about you? :>
:D
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silverwhisper posted on Jun 29, 2007
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evil_twin said on Jun 29, 2007....
Okay....I'll play. I'm shamelessly stealing this from something I heard Ron Jeremy say once though.
My cock is so big, that when people ask me how big it is, I say, two inches....from the ground.
-evil_twin LA
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jun 29, 2007....
....you have to pay a toll to get past it. -
botoni said on Jun 29, 2007....
...........10 inches but some like it that thick. -
silverwhisper said on Jun 29, 2007....
my cock is so big...
...it's responsible for some tidal fluctuations.
...when the earth moves, it moves!
...you know how some guys are volunteer firefighters? i'm a volunteer firetruck.
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jun 29, 2007....
...when I get it up, it picks up radio signals and phone conversations. -
silverwhisper said on Jun 29, 2007....
that's nothing, mine gets hit by the odd satellite. :D
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jun 29, 2007....
Ha!
Mine throws the earth off it's orbit. Global warming, anyone? :)
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silverwhisper said on Jun 29, 2007....
...ever wonder how jupiter got all those rings? that's right, baby: lipstick rings from mr. happy, the space explorer! -
sweet_cookie01 said on Jun 29, 2007....
ooops... i was about to sign off then i took a peek on this... now i cant seem to close my eyes and get some sleep laughing about this!...LOL... -
genalonewolf said on Jun 29, 2007....
.................I have to sleep sideways cause it hits the ceiling. -
DesertMermaid said on Jun 29, 2007....
....Its soooo big n den it grew taller than me,double my size n at last i decided 2 gift it 2 my bf ! Nw i only get 2 meet " it " 4m time 2 time ;) -
slirpuff said on Jun 29, 2007....
Its so big that when I get an erectionand someone walks by they thinkwe're having an eclipse.. -
beyondtheveil said on Jun 29, 2007....
Oh, Ed, I just went in to use your restroom, pulled it out, let it fall, and jumped back in shock. Your water is cold around here. -
TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 29, 2007....
My cock is so big he's been outlawed in every state except Louisiana, and they're takin' another vote!alternative:My cock is so big that nobody notices I lost my real leg in 'Nam... -
Eilan said on Jun 29, 2007....
. . . it has its own zip code.
. . . I use hot-air balloons as condoms.
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exhibit_c said on Jun 29, 2007....
that the hens went on strike. -
silverwhisper said on Jun 29, 2007....
my cock is so big...
...while in the ocean, i turned too quickly and carved out the marianas trench.
...i can't have sex in the ocean for fear of causing seismic activity.
...when i ejaculate, the force throws back whole counties.
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lioneljay said on Jun 29, 2007....
My cock is so big that even Eilan is speechless when in its presence. -
silverwhisper said on Jun 29, 2007....
ROFL! -
gotanitchtowrite said on Jun 29, 2007....
It's so big that even the prostitute wouldn't touch me. it's so big the porno star demanded more money to take it up her rear end, ti's so big that when I was born they thought it was another leg, it's so big I made a cow Mooo,
ROFLMAO...
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the_infernal_optimist said on Jun 29, 2007....
ROFL! :-D
I can't quite bring myself to play...but I'm thinking (and laughing).
~Infernal
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gentlepie said on Jun 29, 2007....
... the lady at the order counter said, do you want fries with that, sir? :) -
hotaka said on Jun 29, 2007....
I have never had to start that sentence before so I'll have to use my imagination.
My cock is so big that in South East Asia they bring in elephants as my challengers.
Did that joke flop? We are talking about roosters, aren't we?
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hotaka said on Jun 29, 2007....
Oh, I read some other comments now.
Let's see, my cock is so big that it has it's own float in the Super Bowl parade. Heck, it is the float!
My cock is so big that when I get an erection I need several blood transfusions to keep conscious.
My cock is so big I have to pay a monthly fee for a parking space.
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mirrorimage said on Jun 29, 2007....
LMAO....this is pretty funny stuff guys... -
DogLips said on Jun 29, 2007....
More from the DL/Hotaka guy.
My cock is so big it has its own orbital plain.
My cock is so big it has its own calendar and seasonal cycle.
My cock is so big that when I swim in the ocean, several South Pacific countries disappear temporarily.
My cock is so big that when I fly economy class it still has to rest between the pilots in the cockpit. Aptly named that place is.
My cock is so big that when I get in an elevator they have to reduce the maximum number of people permitted by five.
My cock is so big that when I was circumcized the floor beneath me in the hospital rose up three inches. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
My cock is so big that when I go to sporting events I have to tell everyone in the back row that it is not one of the bleachers.
My cock is so big that when I get an erection it competes with the CN Tower for the world's tallest free standing structure.
My cock is so big that in Dubai they are using it as a model for their next luxury hotel.
I gotta stop. I am on a roll now.
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CreativeWoman said on Jun 29, 2007....
I don't have one, so I can't play. You guys are too funny.
CW
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blastfromthepast said on Jun 29, 2007....
And I thought the one about "wild horses would run" was funny! These ones take the cake! -
PassionTraveler said on Jun 29, 2007....
I'm a woman, but I've heard them all and certainly feel I can share one or two:- His cock is so big, they tried to erect a life size statue and it was still only a tenth of scale.
- His cock's so big, when he catches a morning woody while sleeping on his stomach, mountains form on the other side of the globe.
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radioclash said on Jun 30, 2007....
my cock is so big, a yardstick got jealous. my cock is so hard, they use it to test diamonds. my cock is so wide that even a pornstar cried. my cock goes so deep, it has to pick a fallopian tube. most people have 208 bones, but i have 209, and the biggest one isn't a femur, but it's close-by.v----v8====> -
radioclash said on Jun 30, 2007....
ok ok...8=> is more like it.v----v -
radioclash said on Jun 30, 2007....
ok ok...8=> is more like it.v----v -
destinydiva said on Jun 30, 2007....
lol what a cool post silver!!!
sitting quietly observing :-)
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jun 30, 2007....
...even your mom said it's huge. :D -
destinydiva said on Jun 30, 2007....
so radioclash ...can I confirm this for all????? lmao :-)
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silverwhisper said on Jun 30, 2007....
DL, those were great!
grape: o, nice! hey, those of you who don't read d6fer, he's got a your mother joke blog entry that you might like! :>
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RELICOLONY said on Jun 30, 2007....
Ha-ha: mine nods for every passing beauty without taking off its cap but needs to be strapped down around my ankles whenever I am with Miss Pussy Galore! -
DogLips said on Jun 30, 2007....
It's so big that when I fell in the Panama Canal it stopped shipping traffic for hours. People were able to drive to and from South America via the John Thomas Transcontinental Bridge. -
DogLips said on Jun 30, 2007....
It's so big that I need a license to operate it. No one said that already, did they? -
rightwingwizard said on Jun 30, 2007....
My cock is so big that if I want to get laid in Paris I have to be in LA. -
freelt said on Jun 30, 2007....
... It left a gaping hole in at least twentytwo walls in Parade street!? -
TheNakedProfessor said on Jun 30, 2007....
...it's designated as a tunnel in my home state... -
silverwhisper said on Jun 30, 2007....
...i use it to play billiards with the rest of the solar system! -
fracture said on Jun 30, 2007....
I am here cracking up- particularly given our recent cock discussion. I'd type one in for fun if I could think of one that could possibly follow the big cock statements above. :0) -
hotaka said on Jun 30, 2007....
... when I turn around they have to measure the blue/red shift of light to know whether the tip is moving away or coming closer. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 01, 2007....
oo, nice one hotaka--cock size and physics! :D
fracture: heh...i thought you'd get a kick out of this. :>
my cock is so big...
...it takes a day or two to become fully erect!
...i'm his little friend!
...when i enter a city, i really enter a city!
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DogLips said on Jul 01, 2007....
...it's the real reason for the hole in the ozone layer. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 01, 2007....
...i have scheduling problems with my doctor--my cock just won't fit in the same time zone as me! -
TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 02, 2007....
....I rent space for advertising...(Billboard rates) -
PassionTraveler said on Jul 02, 2007....
Now if only each and everyone were true. I've been getting some runts lately. LOL
PT
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silverwhisper said on Jul 02, 2007....
...i have a few advertising agencies renting space on it! :D -
evil_twin said on Jul 02, 2007....
It's so big, they designed the Washington Monument in it's likeness...
-evil_twin LA
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silverwhisper said on Jul 02, 2007....
bah, mine is so big, an erection affects the tides. :>
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TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 02, 2007....
I caused an eclispse by turning the wrong way -
DogLips said on Jul 03, 2007....
...it parted the Red Sea for Moses and company.
...it inspired the name sperm whale.
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ALIENated said on Jul 03, 2007....
Go ahead and laugh about your big ones, but this is an embarrassing subject for someone like me. For example, I was seeing my doctor a while back for a routine checkup. At one point I had to drop everything and expose myself. Not an easy thing for me. Where I come from I would be considered, well, small. He leaned back, his eyes got a little bigger, and I could see he was holding back, trying not to laugh. I said "I know, I know, but what can I do?" He crossed his arms and tapped the side of his face with a finger, thinking. "Well, you could fold it in half. Then it would only be about a foot long."
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TheNakedProfessor said on Jul 03, 2007....
Mine's so big that for the first 9 years of my life everyone assumed that I had a retarded Siamese twin. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 04, 2007....
...mine's so big that they thought i was the conjoined twin! -
silverwhisper said on Jul 07, 2007....
...spielberg fumbles to return his calls! -
silverwhisper said on Jul 09, 2007....
...i make whales feel inadequate. :> -
exhibit_c said on Jul 09, 2007....
It's being targeted by Al Queda. -
silverwhisper said on Jul 09, 2007....
...mine is being used as a stand-in for the washington monument. -
exhibit_c said on Jul 09, 2007....
Alienated, I was in my urologist's office when he took a phone call. He listened for a while, and the said with a note of incredulity "You have a 17 inch penis?"
Must have been you.
(The caller wanted to consult for penis reduction surgery.)
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silverwhisper said on Aug 09, 2007....
...the news of this blog has just reached the head
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silverwhisper said on Dec 28, 2007....
...it spams spammers w/ offers to increase their cock size! -
Eilan said on Apr 09, 2008....
TV Review - The World's Biggest Penis, Channel Four
Scroll down and check out some of the comments. They're hilarious!
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silverwhisper said on Apr 10, 2008....
bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! that was freaking beautiful! and i'm oddly reminded of queenparanoia's blog entry from april fool's last year!
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silverwhisper said on Feb 19, 2009....
the economic stimulus package looks at it in jealousy! -
GrapeKoolaid said on Feb 20, 2009....
lol.
Cock Ness Monster. :D
(Cthulhu?)
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silverwhisper said on Feb 20, 2009....
it's so big it can raise dreaming r'yleh!
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