Be careful of gas station hoses. They can trip you up and you will fall on your face. Everyone will be looking for help for you. You will bleed from your brow. The store clerks will want to call an ambulance. Blood is all over your face and shirt. Your partner will get hung up in the new seat belts and create havoc on themselves. Papertowels will be brought out to you. The ones from the public restroom. Be careful of gas station hoses. You will get a headache. You will have stitches and a tetanus shot to prevent lock jaw. You could become all hosed up.
Remember, theres always more to gas then prices.



